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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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Daniel Coley | |
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Name(s) and Allias(es) | Daniel A. Coley (real name), DeteNeko, DetendoBrony, dete.neko, Doodle Sketch (shitty PonySona name), Danieru Kori (Weeb Name) |
Nationality | Americunt |
Born | July 6, 1997 |
Residence | 140 Kimick Way, Red Bluff, California 96080 |
An Hero? | Not yet... |
nekodanieru25 (powerword: Daniel Coley) is a homophobic 27-year old christcuck brony virgin with rage who pursues underaged anime girls, underaged irl girls, and GOTIS bitches in the hopes of one day curing his itchy cock disorder, all while doing his absolute best to resist the sickening temptations of traps, homos, and colored folks. He's also a n00b fanfic writer; on DeviantArt and Wattpad; let that sink in for a sec LOL he ragequit and cancelled his shitty series. A lot of the shit he writes is so goddamn chock full of his cliche cumstain-ridden Mary Sue power fantasy female fanservice bullshit, you forget his crappy fanfiction even has a story. This is especially noticeable in his shitty Miitopia fanfiction series, in which you'll discover immediately that he's a braindead autist who can't write for dogshit. He has demanded politely asked others for help in writing his stupid series, but the few who did fall for his trickery and helped him (when they really shouldn't have) discovered that he was a filthy pig with a fixation on underage anime girls and flew the fucking coup. He's also super homophobic, as men and traps aren't necessarily ideal candidates for a virginity cure; which is ironic because most of his now Ex-Friends are part/supporters of the LGBT+ community, and when he got called out on his gayphobia by those same people, he went and privated his Twitters and Instagram, then later shut down his DA and Wattpad like a scared little insect. It is unknown if he has opened any new accounts, but we can expect that they'll have unoriginal names, and be unprotected so he han harass girls with it, so if you're gonna harass him, you better do it when the opportunity comes back!
His Crappy MiiTopia Series (CANCELLED)
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This is the shit he tries to get clout from. A shitty series with even shittier writing nonetheless. Why you may ask? Well, we fine folks here at ED will provide you with some examples of his manbaby efforts at scribbling:
—Poorly executed dialogue. |
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The rest is just a bunch of TL;DR copypaste shit of Miitopia's coded dialogue and/or traveling shit that's best left skipped. Most of the important "story" elements are usually found at the starts or ends of each chapter. When it's not that, it's either Daniel and his Buttbuddies guild of adventuring buddies having a totally gay orgy party or some shit like that, or a totally not cliche "to be continued" cliffhanger ending to leave people wanting more.
Loli Fixation
If there's anything more important that needs to be known about Coley aside from his autistic writing skills, is his fixation with underage anime waifus. Whether they come from PuyoTet, RWBY, DA OCs, or maybe even as far north as fucking MLP, the sight of a "cute" character drawn with bright colors and an overly-sexualized outfit is guaranteed to stimulate his pee-pee... until he discovers that same character has a ding-dong.
His Dox
Last Thursday, the manchild posted pics on his facebook about his stupid tricycle. In the pics, you can see a mailbox with the number "140" on it, on a curved street. Weens were quick to discover this and searched all over Red Bluff, CA (his residence) with a house situated on a curved street and had the exact number on it, eventually finding it on one Kimick Way. The idiot never thought to filter out the number or just shoot the picture somewhere else, but nope!
How To Make His Skin Crawl
- Pretend to be a girl online, ask him to RP with you, then tell him you're a man when you get bored of him.
- To top it off, call him a homo.
- Remind him that his fanfiction sucks.
- If you're an artist and he wants you to draw shit for him, tell him LOLNO and call him a fag.
- Draw his characters having sex with a character of the same sex, then share the end result with him.
- Preferably any of his male characters.
- Make a shitty Youtube rant on him. He'll get offended regardless of how crappy it is because any negative publicity will hurt his feelings.
- Spam the link to this page on any of his social medias or his DMs.
- Send pizza to his house.
AN HERO?!
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External Links
Places where you can currently attack him.
Inactive/Protected Social Medias.
- https://www.wattpad.com/user/DaNekoRu
- https://twitter.com/NekoDanieru25
- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT8zxn6Abs9xULjjjqqHk4A
- https://www.deviantart.com/detendobrony
- https://www.twitter.com/DeteNeko/
- https://www.instagram.com/NekoDanieru25/
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