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{{quote|'''[[Woll Smoth|ONGLOSH, MOTHORFOCKOR! DO YOU SPOAK OT?]]'''|Joles}} | {{quote|'''[[Woll Smoth|ONGLOSH, MOTHORFOCKOR! DO YOU SPOAK OT?]]'''|Joles}} | ||
Revision as of 17:58, 6 August 2015
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.
Origins
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This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson—as Jules—in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.
Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Overturns table* "What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What? I—"
Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"
Brett: *Pants like a faggot* "He's... He's black."
Jules: "Go on!"
Brett: "He's bald!"
Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jules: "Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
Jules: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like
to be fucked by anybody e'cept Mrs. Wallace."
Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"
Brett: "Yes."
Jules: "Well, there's this passage I got memorized... it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekial 23:19:
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in
prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys,
AND THEIR SEMINAL EMISSION WAS AS STRONG AS THAT OF STALLIONS!!'" *Shoots Brett dead and everyone lives happily ever after*
Translations
—Jules | ||
—Ιούλιος | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—Julio | ||
—Julio | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—seluJ | ||
—Zno!zzapo | ||
—EDiotian | ||
—Jón | ||
—Júlíus | ||
—suílúJ | ||
—Juulas | ||
—Julius | ||
—Julius | ||
—Julius | ||
—Jules Bach | ||
—Julian | ||
—Julian | ||
—Meh | ||
—Julian | ||
—Jül | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—常旺 | ||
—주를스 | ||
—ジューレス | ||
—जिष्णु | ||
—ಜೈಲ್ ಜೂಲೀ | ||
—Жюль | ||
—Seánio | ||
—Jock | ||
—Júlio | ||
—Джюль | ||
—Julle | ||
—Ġulju | ||
—Gyula | ||
—Julius Caesar | ||
—Юлиян | ||
—Jishnu | ||
—Ĵulĉjo | ||
—Ιούλιος | ||
—Swedish Chef | ||
—Julek | ||
—Џулс | ||
—Juulius | ||
—արմոման92 | ||
—Iuliu | ||
—Julius | ||
—Jūlijs | ||
—Julio | ||
—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia | ||
—Ziu Giuliu | ||
—Swedish | ||
—จูลส์ | ||
—Slash Falcon | ||
—Jüls | ||
—Oralplease | ||
—00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011 | ||
—PEter J. MAnn | ||
—Marklar | ||
—ISIS | ||
—PEter J. MAnn | ||
—jan Juli | ||
—R2 | ||
—Júliusz | ||
—sǝlnɾ | ||
—j00l3z | ||
—Joda | ||
—Jule | ||
—Joles | ||
—Jaws | ||
—J͚͍͍̮̠̹̣̓̃̏͐̍͝uͬ̄̅͘le͙̜͐͠s̤̞͈͕̖͢ | ||
—Rozen Maiden | ||
—Catalan penguins | ||
—jakesully | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—Regards, Dolan | ||
—Jules' english ancestor | ||
—Julek | ||
—Iulius Caesar | ||
—4a 75 6c 65 73 | ||
Gallery
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NO I CANT QUIT YELLIN, CAUSE THATS HOW I TALK WHEN I CANT CLOSE MAH POOL! -
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WELL DOES HE? -
WELL DOES HE? 2.0 -
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Does He Look Like A Bitch?! -
HE'S GOT BIG EYES, BIG TEETH -
No u dont. -
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Pishtol. -
EFG Marcellus Wallace. -
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Shakespeare, ftw. -
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Bucket seal version -
GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! -
The actual wallet Mr. Jackson uses. -
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See Also
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
| ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT is part of a series on Language & Communication | |
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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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