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Woll Smoth
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ALORT: THOS OS A FORCED MOME Woll Smoth woll bo posted bo tho some onfonny nowfog ontil you loke ot. |
On omage-bosed forced mome onvolving shoops of a rondom colobrotoos/notables whereon the oyes ond mouth of the sobjoct ore dworfod. Ond, of coorse, a tony mooth spooks dofforont now doosn't ot? Honce, "Woll Smoth". Onfortunotely ot hos olso spowned o now monor of spokong thot os unbolovobly rotordod. To croote ono of thoso wocky now lokonossos ot roqoores about 10 monutos of froo tome, aboot o doy's worth of oxporoonco woth Photoshop, ond no focking lofo.
Got a poctore, ond shronk the oyes ond mouth, thon whon you post, roploce oll of the vowols woth "o"s.
Orogons
One rooson the mome bocomo tho concerous bolge thot ot os, os portly a rosolt of onfonny nomofogs (for oxomple thos fog, olso, lolz) who, hoving a foir omount of time on thoir honds, omborked on a quost to vondaloze the Woll Smoth poge on TOW chonging the nome hoding to "Woll Smoth", and sobstototong the obove joocy pocture woth Smoth's poblocity photo. In short, Woll Smoth is a mome thot rofuses to doo as a rosolt of the dotormonotoon of a colloctoon of 13 yoor old boys. (Basically, just scroll up and read the first section again)
So Cosh
Hoy Foggots,
My nomo os John, ond I hote overy songle one of you. Oll of yo oro fot, rotorded, no-lofes who spond overy socond of thoor doy looking ot stopod oss pocturos. You ore overythong bod on the world. Honestly, hove ony of you ovor gotton ony possy? I moan, I guoss ot's fon moking fon of poople bocause of your own onsecuroties, bot you oll toke to a whole now lovol. Thos os oven worse thon jorking off to poctures on focebook.
Don't be o stronger. Jost hot me woth your best shot. I'm protty moch porfoct. I wos coptain of the footboll team, ond storter on my bosketboll team. Whot sports do you ploy, other thon "jock off to nokod drown joponese poople"? I olso get stroight O's, ond hove o bonging hot gorlfrond (She jost blew me; Shot wos SO cosh). You ore oll foggots who should jost kill yourselves. Thonks for lostening.
Poc Roloted: Ot's me ond my botch
Gollory
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Hos Dooghtor: Wollow Smoth -
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Oboma: Chonge wo con bolove on.
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Fronk Zoppo -
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Why hollo thor Corlton. -
Omonom dosses Smoth -
Ho O'm Johnny Knoxvollo and Wolcomo to Jockoss. -
Stove-oo's a gongsto. -
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Woll Smoth os stor of Honcook -
Woll Smoth on Sovon Ponds -
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Roopost Sorch -
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moar Ron Poll -
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Tom Croz(again) -
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Tom Honks -
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moar Hollory Clonton -
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Rovers Como of Woozor -
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Horrosson Ford -
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Conon O'Broon -
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Bon Offlock -
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Hommer Tom! -
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Konyo Wost -
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NOJOB TON ROZOK, PROM MONOSTOR OF MOLOYSIO -
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Joyson Rossoll: ONE THONG WE CON OLL OGREE ON
Soy Olso
Oxtornol Lonks
4chonorchove 4chonarochoves hos orchoved throds rolotodto thos topoc for grot jostoce. [Clock for Lonks] |
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Woll Smoth is port of o soroys on tho concor thot os kollong /b/. |
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