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| | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Elliot Rodger'''</big>}} | ||
| | {{Ibrow|'''Title'''|The Supreme Gentleman<br>The Purifier}} | ||
| | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 24, 1991}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 23, 2014 (aged 22)}} | |||
| '''Born''' | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Britfag]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 14}} | |||
| | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
|'''Nationality''' | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS/Hack'N'Slash/Carmageddon, Single Player}} | ||
| | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Virgin with rage]]}} | |||
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'''Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger'''{{Jew}} aka The Supreme Gentleman™ ''(online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks)'' is known worldwide as not only the best [[World of Warcraft]] player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically [[assburger|aspergic]] [[LoveShy|love-shy]] misogynist, who on May 23rd, [[2014]], fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting [[Grand Theft Auto]], by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a [[virgin]]. | |||
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|'''Style''' | Like other national treasures such as [[Cho]], [[William Atchison]], [[Jacksonville Shooting|David Katz]], the [[Columbine]] fags, [[Randy Stair]], [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis]], the [[Unabomber]], [[Parkland High School Massacre|Nick Cruz]], [[Adam Lanza]], [[Timothy McVeigh]], [[Nasim Aghdam]], [[Anders Behring Breivik]], [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|Paris sandniggers]], [[Stephen Paddock]], [[Osama Bin Laden]], and [[Adolf Hitler]], Elliot left the world with a 100+ page <s>manifesto</s> auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's savage appetite for misery. He was also a prominent member of the [[MGTOW]] incel community, and occasionally posted on [[Bodybuilding.com]] before offing himself. | ||
Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger ([https://ukjewishfilm.org/people/peter-rodger/ Jewish of course]), which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent. | |||
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Elliot was victorious in receiving the [[Golden iPod]] for 2014, for going out with a BANG! | |||
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==But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie== | |||
[[File:Friend_Zone_error.png|thumb|right|<center>A common Windows error message that people like [[You]] will see.</center>]] | |||
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[[File:Elliot Childhood Photo.jpg|thumb|right|Elliot Rodger (middle), suffering.]] | [[File:Elliot Childhood Photo.jpg|thumb|right|Elliot Rodger (middle), suffering.]] | ||
[[File:Elliot Rodger's Mom.jpg|thumb|right|[[MILF|Elliot Rodger's mom]]. [[Star Wars|George Lucas]] tapped that shit.]] | [[File:Elliotthefaggot.jpg|thumb|right|nuff said]] | ||
[[File:Elliot Rodger's Mom.jpg|thumb|right|[[MILF|Elliot Rodger's step mom]]. <s>[[Star Wars|George Lucas]] tapped that shit.</s> George Lucas tapped his mother, not his step mom Soumaya.]] | |||
[[File:Elliot never scored.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The life of Elliot Roger as told by Mike Judge]] | |||
Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it. | Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it. | ||
At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass burgers]]. While this is not always a death sentence as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as [[Sanic]], [[Touhou|2hu]] or [[My Little Pony]], Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world. | At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass burgers]]. While this is not always a death sentence, as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as [[Sanic]], [[Touhou|2hu]] or [[My Little Pony]], Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures and Girls who rejected and ignored him. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world. | ||
Throughout his manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become.<br /><br /> | Throughout his [[TL;DR]] manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become.<br /><br /> | ||
== My Posting Career == | == My Posting Career == | ||
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His earliest internet activity however is on [[YouTube]], where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message.<br /><br /> | His earliest internet activity however is on [[YouTube]], where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message.<br /><br /> | ||
<center>'''Youtube Highlights'''<br /> | {|style="margin: auto;" | ||
|<center>'''Youtube Highlights'''<br /> | |||
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File:Elliot Pokemon.jpg</gallery></center> | File:Elliot Pokemon.jpg</gallery></center> | ||
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{{quote|Why can't you punch them if they are a girl? you a wimp?|Elliot Rodger, age 18}} | {{quote|Why can't you punch them if they are a girl? you a wimp?|Elliot Rodger, age 18}} | ||
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Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are. Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock. | Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about [[Irony|why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are.]] Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock. | ||
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'''20/M Half White, half asian guy :)'''<br /> | '''20/M Half White, half asian guy :)'''<br /> | ||
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File:ElliotR1 Plenty of Fish.png|<center>'''Plenty of Fish'''</center> | File:ElliotR1 Plenty of Fish.png|<center>'''Plenty of Fish'''</center> | ||
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After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the [[Footjob]] and [[Fellatio]] articles where he would remove images of the act, his [[Holocaust]] photographer grandfather, blanking the Justin Bieber article, and an article about a bodybuilder for which he might have looked like had he spent a fraction of the time in the gym as he spent on the computer. An interesting note about the bodybuilder article (Aziz Shavershain) is that the date of vandalism coincide with his final attempt to get laid, meaning that after failing to get pussy he started removing images of a person who most clearly has no difficulties with it.<br /><br /> | |||
After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the Footjob and Fellatio articles where he would remove images of the act, | |||
<center>'''ElliotR1's complete diff history on TOW in case any zealous admin decides to purge it:'''<br /> | <center>'''ElliotR1's complete diff history on TOW in case any zealous admin decides to purge it:'''<br /> | ||
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File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (1).png|Footjob | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (1).png|<center>Footjob</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (2).png|Footjob | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (2).png|<center>Footjob</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (3).png|Footjob | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (3).png|<center>Footjob</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (4).png|Footjob | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (4).png|<center>Footjob</center> | ||
</gallery>|<gallery widths="175" heights="125"> | </gallery>|<gallery widths="175" heights="125"> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (5).png|Footjob | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (5).png|<center>Footjob</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (20).png|Fellatio | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (20).png|<center>Fellatio</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (12).png|Justin Bieber | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (12).png|<center>Justin Bieber</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (6).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (6).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (7).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (7).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (8).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (8).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (9).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (9).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (10).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (10).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (11).png|George Rodger | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (11).png|<center>George Rodger</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (13).png|University of Western Sydney | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (13).png|<center>University of Western Sydney</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (14).png|Marist College Eastwood | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (14).png|<center>Marist College Eastwood</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (15).png|Simon Nessman | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (15).png|<center>Simon Nessman</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (16).png|User-talk: Cactus.man | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (16).png|<center>User-talk: Cactus.man</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (17).png|User-talk: Cactus.man | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (17).png|<center>User-talk: Cactus.man</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (18).png|Aziz Shavershian | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (18).png|<center>Aziz Shavershian</center> | ||
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (19).png|Eastwood, New South Wales | File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (19).png|<center>Eastwood, New South Wales</center> | ||
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<center>'''World of Warcraft Forum Highlights'''</center> | <center>'''World of Warcraft Forum Highlights'''</center> | ||
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File:Elliot WOW Forums (1).png|Fuck you furrys | File:Elliot WOW Forums (1).png|<center>Fuck you furrys</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (2).png|Bump | File:Elliot WOW Forums (2).png|<center>Bump</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (3).png|Carebears | File:Elliot WOW Forums (3).png|<center>Carebears</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (5).png|Depression | File:Elliot WOW Forums (5).png|<center>Depression</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (4).png|Moar carebears | File:Elliot WOW Forums (4).png|<center>Moar carebears</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (7).png|Shades of Onideus | File:Elliot WOW Forums (7).png|<center>Shades of Onideus</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (8).png|GG | File:Elliot WOW Forums (8).png|<center>GG</center> | ||
File:Elliot WOW Forums (6).png|Mod Infraction | File:Elliot WOW Forums (6).png|<center>Mod Infraction</center> | ||
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In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Neanderthals without grasping the irony. | In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Neanderthals without grasping the irony. | ||
Over time Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, | Over time, Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, '''{{archive|oFGrt|the members of the now defunct forum congregated on video chat}}''' to lament in how incredible his message was. One member speaking over voice chat with a thick Australian accent was so inspired by Elliot's rampage that he vowed to inflict the same punishment upon his enemies. These acts were never carried out, as it is assumed that he was eaten by dingos, and Ausfailia b& guns after [[Martin Bryant]] went loose. | ||
Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure. | Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure. Far from scoring him any [[pussy]] or intimidating his detractors, his posts only served to cement his reputation as a [[fgt]] and out him as a self-hating [[chink]]-[[Kike]] [[fail|trying]] to pass as a member of the [[fact|superior white race]]. | ||
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<center>'''The Purifier on PUAHate.com'''</center> | <center>'''The Purifier on PUAHate.com'''</center> | ||
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In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom. | In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom. | ||
The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, superior intelligence, and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight.<br /> | The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, [[I have a 140 IQ|superior intelligence]], and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight.<br /> | ||
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==Rage of the Virgin== | ==Rage of the incel Virgin== | ||
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*'''Secondary''': Pair of SIG Sauer P226 | |||
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*Pair of SIG Sauers. '''Does 40-50 pt. of damage''' | |||
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*'''Melee''':Knife | |||
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*'''Ramming''':BMW 328i | |||
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*Beautiful car to lure ladies, but the Supreme Gentleman couldn't lure any. '''Does 30-35 pt. of damage''' | |||
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*'''Perk''': Autism | |||
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*'''X2 Moving speed <br> X2 Shooting speed <br> X2 Stabbing speed <br> X2 Driving speed <br> X2 Ramming speed''' | |||
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*'''Perk 2''':Azn | |||
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*'''Intelligence stat increases a half more <br> Surrendering stats increases a third more <br> Aiming increases due to his math skillz''' | |||
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*'''Spell''': Incel | |||
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*The original one. Has advanced stats on it. '''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. <br> Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old''' | |||
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[[File:Rage of the Virgin.jpg|thumb|right]] | [[File:Rage of the Virgin.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
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After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by | After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by [[Murder|dustin']] an entire sorority house. Like [[Columbine]], his massacre had a lot of potential, but ultimately went to shit. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that [[Columbine|Harris & Klebold's]] master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, his plan also failed hard, but in an even more pathetic manner. Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door, so he immediately fell back on plan B, which consisted of shooting the fuck out of everything in sight. If he wasn't such a fucking idiot, he would have found a way to break in; like by picking the lock, or by breaching the door using a shotgun, or even just wait until the door isn't fuckin' locked.<br /> | ||
<b>Level 1: Take out your | <b>Level 1: Take out your Roommates</b> | ||
This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a knife and stab your three Asian | This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a [[dumbass|knife]], and stab your three Asian roommates to death, while they are distracted by a [[Starcraft]] tournament [[OTI]]. This level serves to demonstrate the vast physics capabilities and realistic ragdolls the NPCs have. You will need to learn how the stealth mechanics work, for you must be a Silent Assassin. | ||
<b>Level 2: Alpha Phi</b> | <b>Level 2: Alpha Phi</b> | ||
In this stage you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice. | In this stage, you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice. | ||
*Option A: Break into the home. | *Option A: Break into the home. | ||
*Option B: Cry. | *Option B: Cry. | ||
If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk. | If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk. | ||
(Fact, Elliot's original intentions were to set the sorority house on fire. Had he bought himself some [[Sirtom93|gas and a lighter]], he could have killed more women, which was exactly what he wanted. Why he didn't end up doing that instead of hoping they would open the door for him, which even blondes aren't dumb enough to do, is anyone's guess.) | |||
Before you proceed to the next level, make sure to [https://soundcloud.com/user-580093156/renegade-jubilee turn up the music in your BMW!] | |||
{{#ev:soundcloud |https://soundcloud.com/user-580093156/renegade-jubilee |320 }} | |||
('''{{ytlink|CF1-osNaVYE|YouTube mirror}}''') | |||
<b>Level 3: The Deli</b> | <b>Level 3: The Deli</b> | ||
Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival he finds that instead of women the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's | Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival, he finds that instead of women, the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerbz. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination. | ||
<b>Level 4: Sperg Rage</b> | <b>Level 4: Sperg Rage</b> | ||
This is where you can rack up the most points. | This is where you can rack up the [[High score|most points]]. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car. | ||
<b>Level 5: An-Hero</b> | <b>Level 5: An-Hero</b> | ||
In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.<br /><br /> | In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.<br><br> <b>[[Fact]]:</b> Elliot Rodger's [[High score|low-scoring spree]] signified the moment [[lulz|mass-shootings]] in America officially became a [[Forced Meme]].<br /><br /> | ||
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|My two housemates were nice, but they kept inviting over this friend of theirs named | |My two housemates were nice, but they kept inviting over this friend of theirs named | ||
Chance. He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a | Chance. He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a | ||
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obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they | obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they | ||
were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and | were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and | ||
tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed.|Rodger, agent of | tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed.|Rodger, agent of vengeance | ||
|On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino’s, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.|More drink splashing | |On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino’s, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.|More drink splashing | ||
|As I made my way back from school one day during the first week, I was stopped at a stoplight in Isla Vista when I saw two hot blonde girls waiting at the bus stop. I was dressed in one of my nice shirts, so I looked at them and smiled. They looked at me, but they didn’t even deign to smile back. They just looked away as if I was a fool. As I drove away I became very infuriated. It was such an insult. This was the way all girls treated me, and I was sick and tired of it. In a rage, I made a U-turn, pulled up to their bus stop and splashed my Starbucks latte all over them. I felt a feeling a spiteful satisfaction as I saw it stain their jeans. I then quickly speeded away before they could catch my license plate number. ''How dare those girls snub me in such a fashion! How dare they insult me so!'' I raged to myself repeatedly. They deserved the punishment I gave them. It was such a pity that my latte wasn’t hot enough to burn them. Those girls deserved to be dumped in boiling water for the crime of not giving me the attention and adoration I so rightfully deserve! |Even more drink splashing | |As I made my way back from school one day during the first week, I was stopped at a stoplight in Isla Vista when I saw two hot blonde girls waiting at the bus stop. I was dressed in one of my nice shirts, so I looked at them and smiled. They looked at me, but they didn’t even deign to smile back. They just looked away as if I was a fool. As I drove away I became very infuriated. It was such an insult. This was the way all girls treated me, and I was sick and tired of it. In a rage, I made a U-turn, pulled up to their bus stop and splashed my Starbucks latte all over them. I felt a feeling a spiteful satisfaction as I saw it stain their jeans. I then quickly speeded away before they could catch my license plate number. ''How dare those girls snub me in such a fashion! How dare they insult me so!'' I raged to myself repeatedly. They deserved the punishment I gave them. It was such a pity that my latte wasn’t hot enough to burn them. Those girls deserved to be dumped in boiling water for the crime of not giving me the attention and adoration I so rightfully deserve! |Even more drink splashing | ||
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|Mother took us the premiere of Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. As a huge Star Wars fan, this was a big day for me. Episode 3 would complete the whole Star Wars saga. It was the most anticipated movie. To be able to see it before everyone else made me feel [[retard|special]]. I really liked the character Anakin Skywalker, and was amazed to see his epic transformation into Darth Vader on the high quality big screen. | |Mother took us the premiere of Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. As a huge Star Wars fan, this was a big day for me. Episode 3 would complete the whole Star Wars saga. It was the most anticipated movie. To be able to see it before everyone else made me feel [[retard|special]]. I really liked the character Anakin Skywalker, and was amazed to see his epic transformation into Darth Vader on the high quality big screen. | ||
Finally having something to brag about, I told everyone at school the next day that I went to the premiere because my mother is [[fucking|friends with]] George Lucas. The problem was that most [[normal people|Eighth Graders]] thought of Star Wars as being a "nerdy" interest, and they didn't really care. I was left frustrated and disappointed by their reaction.|Proof that only fags liked the [[Star Wars]] prequels. | Finally having something to brag about, I told everyone at school the next day that I went to the premiere because my mother is [[fucking|friends with]] George Lucas. The problem was that most [[normal people|Eighth Graders]] thought of Star Wars as being a "nerdy" interest, and they didn't really care. I was left frustrated and disappointed by their reaction.|Proof that only fags liked <s>the [[Star Wars]] prequels</s> Star Wars. | ||
|My father gave me a book called [[The Secret]] after I had dinner at his house in February. He said it will help me develop a positive attitude. The book explained the fundamentals of a concept known as the Law of Attraction. I had never heard or read anything quite like this before, and I was intrigued. The theory stated that one’s thoughts were connected to a universal force that can shape the future of reality. Being one who always loved fantasy and magic, and who always wished that such things were real, I was swept up in a temporary wave of enthusiasm over this book. The prospect that I could change my future just by visualizing in my mind the life I wanted filled me with a surge of hope that my life could turn out happy.|Rodger reads "[[The Secret]]" beginning his obsession with trying to win the lottery with his mind. | |My father gave me a book called [[The Secret]] after I had dinner at his house in February. He said it will help me develop a positive attitude. The book explained the fundamentals of a concept known as the Law of Attraction. I had never heard or read anything quite like this before, and I was intrigued. The theory stated that one’s thoughts were connected to a universal force that can shape the future of reality. Being one who always loved fantasy and magic, and who always wished that such things were real, I was swept up in a temporary wave of enthusiasm over this book. The prospect that I could change my future just by visualizing in my mind the life I wanted filled me with a surge of hope that my life could turn out happy.|Rodger reads "[[The Secret]]" beginning his obsession with trying to win the lottery with his mind. | ||
|By the time I moved in, the jackpot had finally risen over $100 million. This was the moment of truth. I had been waiting all summer for this to happen. Overcome with trepidation, I spent the next week in my new room, meditating and visualizing winning the lottery very soon. I could feel the excitement I would feel once I see the six numbers on my ticket match the numbers that would be drawn. I imagined myself jumping up and down with joy once my victory was confirmed. |Rodger, trying to control reality itself with his amazing brain powers. | |By the time I moved in, the jackpot had finally risen over $100 million. This was the moment of truth. I had been waiting all summer for this to happen. Overcome with trepidation, I spent the next week in my new room, meditating and visualizing winning the lottery very soon. I could feel the excitement I would feel once I see the six numbers on my ticket match the numbers that would be drawn. I imagined myself jumping up and down with joy once my victory was confirmed. |Rodger, trying to control reality itself with his amazing brain powers. | ||
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On the morning before, I will drive down to my father’s house to kill my little brother, denying him of the chance to grow up to surpass me, along with my stepmother Soumaya, as she will be in the way. My father will be away on one of his business trips, so thankfully I won’t have to deal with him. If he didn’t go away on that trip, I might even have to postpone the whole plan because of my fear that I might hesitate if I have to kill him. Once I’ve taken care of my brother and stepmother, I will switch over to the Mercedes SUV, and drive it back up to Isla Vista. I will use it as one of my killing machines against my enemies. An SUV will cause a lot more damage than my BMW coupe. | On the morning before, I will drive down to my father’s house to kill my little brother, denying him of the chance to grow up to surpass me, along with my stepmother Soumaya, as she will be in the way. My father will be away on one of his business trips, so thankfully I won’t have to deal with him. If he didn’t go away on that trip, I might even have to postpone the whole plan because of my fear that I might hesitate if I have to kill him. Once I’ve taken care of my brother and stepmother, I will switch over to the Mercedes SUV, and drive it back up to Isla Vista. I will use it as one of my killing machines against my enemies. An SUV will cause a lot more damage than my BMW coupe. | ||
After I have killed all of the sorority girls at the Alpha Phi House, I will quickly get into | After I have killed all of the sorority girls at the Alpha Phi House, I will quickly get into the SUV before the police arrive, assuming they would arrive within 3 minutes. I will then make my way to Del Playa, splattering as many of my enemies as I can with the SUV, and shooting anyone I don’t splatter. I can only imagine how sweet it will be to ram the SUV into all of those groups of popular young people who I’ve always witnessed walking right in the middle of the road as if they are better than everyone else. When they are writhing in pain, their bodies broken and dying after I splatter them, they will fully realize their crimes. | ||
Once I reach Del Playa Street, I will dump the bag of severed heads I had saved from my previous | Once I reach Del Playa Street, I will dump the bag of severed heads I had saved from my previous | ||
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*[ | *[[Media:Elliot_Manifesto.pdf|Download complete 141 page manifesto here.]]<br /><br /> | ||
==Graded Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|6|(14 injured)|10|Spray 'n' Pray|18|Grand Theft Auto|18|One of 2014's top stories|20|Beta Uprising leader, trolled feminazis, etc.|72|C-|The Supreme Gentleman}} | |||
{{Wanted|2}} | |||
==So Cash Copypasta== | |||
[[File:Me and my bmw.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Pic related.]] | |||
Hey blonde bitches, | |||
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin. | |||
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. | |||
Pic Related: It's me and my BMW. | |||
== Feminazis Run Wild == | |||
Despite the fact that Elliot killed twice as many men as women, swarms of [[Feminist|man-hating]] [[Twatter]] [[SJW|social justice warriors]] decided to make the tragedy all about themselves, via their '''#yesallwomen''' hashtag, consisting of endless blubbering about [[Shit no one cares about|stupid, trivial shit like catcalling]], which is obviously much more important than the people he actually killed. It also consisted of a great deal of [[BAWWWW]] about how teh wimmenz can't walk through East St. Louis at 2am without being afraid, while men would have [[Wut|absolutely nothing to worry about in that scenario]]. | |||
As expected, once the menz of the internet got around to fighting back against being called potential [[Rape|rapists]] who are worse than sharks, the Feminazis groaned about being called out on their [[bullshit]] and whined about how teh evil menz were [[Hypocrite|"making it all about them"]]. It also was followed by countless articles [[Lie|claiming]] that Rodger was a [[PUA]] or [[Hitler|MRA]], even though he was actually a member of an anti-PUA site and, unlike the aforementioned groups, actually got out from behind his computer screen to do shit. But by far the worst damage caused by the [[dykes]] was [[fail|failing]] so hard that they actually made [[Glenn Beck]] right about something for the first time in his life. | |||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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< | ;The last video Elliot made before becoming [[an hero]]. | ||
<youtube> | |<youtube>Qz5gja7XtYE</youtube> | ||
<youtube>oybAUKZhaMA</youtube> | ;The Supreme Gentleman (Trailer) | ||
|<youtube>N6Ey1VUvLUQ</youtube> | |||
<youtube>vC49SA1udn0</youtube> | ;Dating On Demand: Elliot Rodger | ||
|<youtube>oybAUKZhaMA</youtube> | |||
| | ;The Truth About Elliot Rodger | ||
|<youtube>vC49SA1udn0</youtube> | |||
<youtube> | ;Girls Wanting Bad Boys to Blame (go to 3:46 in the video) | ||
|<youtube>iKCD7i6yPVo</youtube> | |||
<youtube>ELr8nWrsyzQ</youtube> | ;Elliot Rodgers Dating Simulator 2014 | ||
<youtube>1UdP847gofE</youtube> | |<youtube>ELr8nWrsyzQ</youtube> | ||
<youtube>o4vLgg7eUU0</youtube> | ;Elliot Rodger - Selfie Queen | ||
<youtube>VH653z0-NnU</youtube> | |<youtube>1UdP847gofE</youtube> | ||
<youtube>GQo9y-cRK5A</youtube>< | ;Elliot Rodger's Retribution Song (FULL MUSIC VIDEO) | ||
|<youtube>o4vLgg7eUU0</youtube> | |||
;Father of Elliot Rodger can't stop laughing | |||
|<youtube>VH653z0-NnU</youtube> | |||
;YTP: Elliot Rodgers QuickScope Montage}} | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Elliot Movie 5.jpg | File:Elliot Movie 5.jpg | ||
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File:Tedcruzrodger.png|[[Ted Cruz]] as ER | |||
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File:Laughing girls discover elliot rodger.jpg | File:Laughing girls discover elliot rodger.jpg | ||
File:SororityHouseMassacre.jpg|What Could Have Been... | |||
File:ERquote.jpg|Sir Elliot, on the subject of [[women]]. | |||
File:Become white.jpg | |||
File:Elliot Rodger Starbucks Review.jpg | |||
File:Elliot_Rodger_Doom.jpg | |||
File:Peter Rodger and Elliot Rodger Teen.jpg | |||
File:Elliot Rodger Child 322.jpg | |||
File:Ellitrodge.jpg | |||
File:CHinRodgerisanuglycunt.jpg|Elliots Mother is a very ugly cunt | |||
File:Elliotdddfaggot001.jpg|ALPHA MALE | |||
File:Elliotdddfaggot002.jpg | |||
File:Elliotdddfaggot003.jpg|AMOG | |||
File:Elliotdddfaggot004.jpg|So kawaii~ :3 | |||
File:Elliotdddfaggot005.png | |||
File:Elliot Rodger With Blonde Girl.png | |||
File:Elliot Rodger Supreme.jpg | |||
File:Cake For Elliot Rodger.jpg | |||
File:ER COmic.jpg | |||
File:Shrine To Elliot Rodger.jpg|Shrine to our LORD!!! | |||
File:ER Girl Dating.jpg | |||
File:Elliotrodgerwink.gif|Bye ;) | |||
File:ElliotsFatherandhishotSister.jpg|Georgia Rodger is hot | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Love Shy]] | <!-- | ||
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*[[LoveShy|Love Shy]] | |||
*[[Misogyny]] | |||
*[[Luka Magnotta]] | *[[Luka Magnotta]] | ||
*[[George Sodini]] | *[[George Sodini]] | ||
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His biggest fan. | |||
*[[Marjan Siklic]] | *[[Marjan Siklic]] | ||
*[[Ben Moynihan]] - Another omega male virgin who went batshit by stabbing three women in the same year. | |||
*[[Fedora]] | *[[Fedora]] | ||
*[[Friend Zone]] | *[[Friend Zone]] | ||
*[[Nice guys]] | *[[Nice guys]] | ||
*[[Virgin]] | |||
*[[School shooting]] | |||
*[[Mytinydick.com]] | *[[Mytinydick.com]] | ||
*[[:File:Elliot_Manifesto.pdf|Manifesto]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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* | *{{waybackvid|elliotrodgerretribution|Elliot Rodger: Retribution (the video game)}} | ||
*[ | *[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/79441448/ Play FlappyFedora, where Supreme Gentlemen fly above the friendzone] | ||
*[https:// | *[https://www.fastswf.com/A7v_U7c Elliot Rodger: Driver] | ||
*[https://edramatica.com/File:Elliot_Manifesto.pdf Full Manifesto]<br /><br /> | |||
[[File:Elliot VIP.jpg|thumb|right|500px]] | [[File:Elliot VIP.jpg|thumb|right|500px]] | ||
{{wpul|ElliotR1}} | *'''{{archive|ih6BS|Lolcow.wiki article}}''' | ||
{{blog|elliotrodger|Elliot Rodger's Blog}} | *{{wpul|ElliotR1}} | ||
{{Gplus|112420115103149734170|Elliot's G+}}<br /> | *{{blog|elliotrodger|Elliot Rodger's Blog}} | ||
'''<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:fb-favicon.png|link=http://www.scribd.com/doc/226012843/Elliot-Rodger-Facebook]] [http://www.scribd.com/doc/226012843/Elliot-Rodger-Facebook Elliot's Facebook] (archive on Scribd)'''</span> | *{{Gplus|112420115103149734170|Elliot's G+}}<br /> | ||
* | *'''<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:fb-favicon.png|link=http://www.scribd.com/doc/226012843/Elliot-Rodger-Facebook]] [http://www.scribd.com/doc/226012843/Elliot-Rodger-Facebook Elliot's Facebook] (archive on Scribd)'''</span> | ||
* | *'''{{archive|6558H|Elliot's Photobucket}}''' | ||
* | *'''{{archive|vGLxm|Another Photobucket}}''' | ||
* | *'''{{archive|uGJVd|OKCupid ElliotR1}}''' | ||
*[ | *'''{{archive|TUCVG|Plentyoffish ElliotR1}}''' | ||
*[ | *[https://www.mmo-champion.com/members/931878-RamsayBolton MMO Champion Forum] | ||
* | *[https://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/tichondrius/Valtharion/ Deleted WoW Character (Valtharion)] | ||
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*{{wayback|http://www.youtube.com/user/ElliotRodger|20140524154719|title=elliots YouTube (archive.org)}} | |||
*{{waybackvid|ElliotRodgers|22 Elliot's videos archived}} | |||
*{{waybackvid|img-0846-thumb|Moar Elliot photos. Be careful of his shirtless photos}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:36, 16 November 2024
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Elliot Rodger | |
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Title | The Supreme Gentleman The Purifier |
Born | July 24, 1991 |
Died | May 23, 2014 (aged 22) |
Nationality: | Britfag-Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 6, injured 14 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS/Hack'N'Slash/Carmageddon, Single Player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Virgin with rage |
Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger✡ aka The Supreme Gentleman™ (online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks) is known worldwide as not only the best World of Warcraft player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically aspergic love-shy misogynist, who on May 23rd, 2014, fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting Grand Theft Auto, by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a virgin.
Like other national treasures such as Cho, William Atchison, David Katz, the Columbine fags, Randy Stair, Dimitrious Pagourtzis, the Unabomber, Nick Cruz, Adam Lanza, Timothy McVeigh, Nasim Aghdam, Anders Behring Breivik, Paris sandniggers, Stephen Paddock, Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler, Elliot left the world with a 100+ page manifesto auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's savage appetite for misery. He was also a prominent member of the MGTOW incel community, and occasionally posted on Bodybuilding.com before offing himself.
Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger (Jewish of course), which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent.
Elliot was victorious in receiving the Golden iPod for 2014, for going out with a BANG!
But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie
Early Childhood
Elliot was the spawn of an Asian and a Brit, leaving him forever cursed with a small penis. This fact is further cemented by a post he made on the Bodybuilding.com forum just 2 weeks prior to his rampage in regards to average penis length.
Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it.
At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown ass burgers. While this is not always a death sentence, as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as Sanic, 2hu or My Little Pony, Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures and Girls who rejected and ignored him. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world.
Throughout his TL;DR manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become.
My Posting Career
Throughout college, instead of going to parties and potentially getting laid, Elliot would spend his time leveling up numerous World of Warcraft characters, being a nuisance on discussion forums, blanking Justin Bieber's Wikipedia article, and filling out dating profiles. He eventually found internet stardom as "The Purifier" on the PUAHate.com forums, a site dedicated to crying about being ripped off by people who offer dating advice.
His earliest internet activity however is on YouTube, where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message.
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Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are. Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock.
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After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the Footjob and Fellatio articles where he would remove images of the act, his Holocaust photographer grandfather, blanking the Justin Bieber article, and an article about a bodybuilder for which he might have looked like had he spent a fraction of the time in the gym as he spent on the computer. An interesting note about the bodybuilder article (Aziz Shavershain) is that the date of vandalism coincide with his final attempt to get laid, meaning that after failing to get pussy he started removing images of a person who most clearly has no difficulties with it.
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Elliot was an avid World of Warcraft player on the Tichondrius server, having multiple characters at level 80. He was so good at WoW that he named himself "TheWowGenius" and spent his non-WoW hours acting like a faggot on WoW forums.
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Elliot would refer to his detractors as "carebears" before winning internet arguments, and would later flaunt his victories because to him it was the next best thing to having sex.
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In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Neanderthals without grasping the irony.
Over time, Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, the members of the now defunct forum congregated on video chat to lament in how incredible his message was. One member speaking over voice chat with a thick Australian accent was so inspired by Elliot's rampage that he vowed to inflict the same punishment upon his enemies. These acts were never carried out, as it is assumed that he was eaten by dingos, and Ausfailia b& guns after Martin Bryant went loose.
Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure. Far from scoring him any pussy or intimidating his detractors, his posts only served to cement his reputation as a fgt and out him as a self-hating chink-Kike trying to pass as a member of the superior white race.
In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9'' weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom.
The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, superior intelligence, and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight.
Rage of the incel Virgin
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After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by dustin' an entire sorority house. Like Columbine, his massacre had a lot of potential, but ultimately went to shit. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that Harris & Klebold's master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, his plan also failed hard, but in an even more pathetic manner. Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door, so he immediately fell back on plan B, which consisted of shooting the fuck out of everything in sight. If he wasn't such a fucking idiot, he would have found a way to break in; like by picking the lock, or by breaching the door using a shotgun, or even just wait until the door isn't fuckin' locked.
Level 1: Take out your Roommates
This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a knife, and stab your three Asian roommates to death, while they are distracted by a Starcraft tournament OTI. This level serves to demonstrate the vast physics capabilities and realistic ragdolls the NPCs have. You will need to learn how the stealth mechanics work, for you must be a Silent Assassin.
Level 2: Alpha Phi
In this stage, you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice.
- Option A: Break into the home.
- Option B: Cry.
If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk.
(Fact, Elliot's original intentions were to set the sorority house on fire. Had he bought himself some gas and a lighter, he could have killed more women, which was exactly what he wanted. Why he didn't end up doing that instead of hoping they would open the door for him, which even blondes aren't dumb enough to do, is anyone's guess.)
Before you proceed to the next level, make sure to turn up the music in your BMW!
Level 3: The Deli
Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival, he finds that instead of women, the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerbz. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination.
Level 4: Sperg Rage
This is where you can rack up the most points. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car.
Level 5: An-Hero
In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.
Fact: Elliot Rodger's low-scoring spree signified the moment mass-shootings in America officially became a Forced Meme.
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Choice segments from "My Twisted World"
Here are some of the best parts from his 141 page long manifesto.
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Kill count: | 6/20 (14 injured) |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Spray 'n' Pray |
Style: | 18/20 Grand Theft Auto |
Butthurt: | 18/20 One of 2014's top stories |
Bonus: | 20/20 Beta Uprising leader, trolled feminazis, etc. |
So Cash Copypasta
Hey blonde bitches,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.
Feminazis Run Wild
Despite the fact that Elliot killed twice as many men as women, swarms of man-hating Twatter social justice warriors decided to make the tragedy all about themselves, via their #yesallwomen hashtag, consisting of endless blubbering about stupid, trivial shit like catcalling, which is obviously much more important than the people he actually killed. It also consisted of a great deal of BAWWWW about how teh wimmenz can't walk through East St. Louis at 2am without being afraid, while men would have absolutely nothing to worry about in that scenario.
As expected, once the menz of the internet got around to fighting back against being called potential rapists who are worse than sharks, the Feminazis groaned about being called out on their bullshit and whined about how teh evil menz were "making it all about them". It also was followed by countless articles claiming that Rodger was a PUA or MRA, even though he was actually a member of an anti-PUA site and, unlike the aforementioned groups, actually got out from behind his computer screen to do shit. But by far the worst damage caused by the dykes was failing so hard that they actually made Glenn Beck right about something for the first time in his life.
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The Archives
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Assorted posts from PUAHate.com
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More posts from PUAHate.com
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PUAHate thread "It's all women's fault"
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PUAHate thread "Women are the enemy"
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PUAHate thread "Who do you blame"
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PUAHate thread "Incels on strike"
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Bodybuilding.com thread "I made a Youtube Vlog about being FA"
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Bodybuilding.com thread "I'm tired of seeing losers with hot chicks" Page 1-A
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Bodybuilding.com thread "I'm tired of seeing losers with hot chicks" Page 1-B
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Bodybuilding.com thread "I'm tired of seeing losers with hot chicks" Page 2
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Bodybuilding.com thread "I'm tired of seeing losers with hot chicks" Page 6
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Bodybuilding.com thread "Why do girls hate me so much" Page 1-A
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Bodybuilding.com thread "Why do girls hate me so much" Page 2-A
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Bodybuilding.com thread "Why do girls hate me so much" Page 9
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Youtube sock TheWowGenius activity
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TheWowGenius Banned Videos
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TheWowGenius Financial Advice
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Youtube sock GeneralT0j0 activity
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Youtube sock MiirikSongPlayer activity
See Also
- Love Shy
- Misogyny
- Luka Magnotta
- George Sodini
- Mumkey Jones - His biggest fan.
- Marjan Siklic
- Ben Moynihan - Another omega male virgin who went batshit by stabbing three women in the same year.
- Fedora
- Friend Zone
- Nice guys
- Virgin
- School shooting
- Mytinydick.com
- Manifesto
External Links
- Play FlappyFedora, where Supreme Gentlemen fly above the friendzone
- Elliot Rodger: Driver
- Full Manifesto
- Lolcow.wiki article
- ElliotR1
- Elliot Rodger's Blog
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Elliot's G+ - Elliot's Facebook (archive on Scribd)
- Elliot's Photobucket
- Another Photobucket
- OKCupid ElliotR1
- Plentyoffish ElliotR1
- MMO Champion Forum
- Deleted WoW Character (Valtharion)
- Deleted WoW huntard(Ramsaybolton)
- elliots YouTube (archive.org)
- 22 Elliot's videos archived
ElliotRodger-TERMINATED!!!- Valtharion
- TheWoWgenius
GeneralT0j0UglyBieber1- Miiriksongplayer
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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