Shinzo Abe
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Shinzo Abe (or 安倍 晋三 in Moonrunes) was the former prime minister of Japan whose public pwnage on July 8, 2022 via homemade steampunk gun shocked the peaceful nation of Nihon and the world with the most notable assassination since Tupac Shakur. Being a nation with very strict "gun contror", high score attempts in Nippon generally take place on hard or lunatic difficulty with knives. The assailant, part of the most populous demographic of Japan, was a 40 year old NEET virgin named Tetsuya Yamagami. The former prime minister earned the ire of autistic kissless and hugless anime watchers across Japan after telling them such things as "get a job instead of jerking off to Lucky Star characters all day" and "have some goddamn kids to counteract our diminishing birth rate". The assassination of Shinzo Abe is the most action Japan has seen in politics since 1960 when Otoya Yamaguchi sliced open some leftard live on TV. Tetsuya was tackled and v& at the scene and it is yet to be seen if he will adhere to the ancient tradition of becoming an hero oft practiced by fellow Azns with rage.
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Abe Chinkin was a proud Japanese patriot and did not want to see the Japanese go extinct. This is currently on track to happen because of she-japs preferring biggu white cocku and low birth rates. He spent much of his tenure as shogun demanding that Japanese people have sex to get the birth rates up. These events, while moderately based, would ultimately lead to his downfall at the hands of a radical incel terrorist .
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In 2022, Abe was speaking at an event on his campaign trail, when a highly skilled incel Shinobi teleported behind shinzo, and shot him in the back with a homemade pipe shotgun. The gun was a multi-barreled black powder musket pepperbox of sorts, and the musket balls pierced Shinzo's heart, killing him on the spot. His reported last words were "sekkusu... Sekkusu ga daisuki da yo..."
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