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{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|250px]]<br>''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, 1996}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''William Atchison'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, 2017 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed two, did worse than [[Randy Stair]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].


'''William Edward Atchison''', also known by the countless uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', and '''SatanicDruggie''', was a pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]] and [[edgelord]], also a suspected relative of [[Freckle Chan|Freckle Chan]], who was responsible for a school shooting in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017, presumably aiming for the high score, but [[Epic fail|only being able to drop two noobs before an heroing]]. He began a long, slow descent into madness by [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joining Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]].  
Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
 
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|center|none]]
Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he attempted to carry out a [[school shooting]] like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade put up by a [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along, which means his article is entertaining in a way he didn't want but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.
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==Background==
==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  


On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?
On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?


Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwCxpTjJ.png&hash=5c3151c3eb13d173ab6024a397b72d79 brony/furfag] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].
Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].


==Almost [[V&]]==
==Almost [[V&]]==
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[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]].  Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].
[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]].  Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].
==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.
[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]


==The shooting==
==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|right|thumb|<center>School used COUCH! It's super effective!</center>]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]<br />Note that the dutiful prole nonetheless ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
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The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.


With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].
With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].
{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}
[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]


[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].
[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].


==Loadout==
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[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|right|400px|<center>He never foresaw the militarization of couches</center>]]
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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==Online presence==
==Online presence==
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|The truth is out!]]
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was like his way<br>of shaking hands with people on the Internets.]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|Algore's POV]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.


He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED.  That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion.  Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.  
He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED.  That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion.  Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.  


On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].
On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].
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===Profiles===
===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of February 2019:
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:


* {{ytuser|barajara|<s>barajara</s>}} - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.'''
* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** {{ytuser2|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}} - Alternate YouTube channel.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** {{ytuser2|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}} - Alternative YouTube channel, #2.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{ytuser|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{ytuser2|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{ytuser2|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #5.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{ytuser2|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}} - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]].
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{ytuser|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself for [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|W A|5977}} - Discord account.
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]].
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]].
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* {{imguruser|ElDigato||favicon_useold}} - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
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** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA]
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.


===Forum Posts===
===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Galleries==
==Galleries==
{{cg|General|1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:will an hero.jpg
Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
Image:will an hero 3.jpg
Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.png|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
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Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 1.png
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 2.png
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 3.png
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 4.png
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 5.png
Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png
File:Will Atchison Victims.png
File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims
File:willwr1.jpg|Edgy shit he wrote with sharpie on himself before pwning himself
File:willwr2.png
File:AlGore ED Logo.png
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{{cg|Evidence Lockup|2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_02.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_03.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_04.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_05.jpeg
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Image:Picture of William Atchison Working At Conoco Gas Station.png
Image:12 yo will.jpg
Image:kidwill.jpg
File:William Atchison Family Photo.png
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|Chickenscratch manifesto
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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{{cg|Investigation|3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 1.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 2.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 3.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 4.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 5.png
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 6.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 7.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 9.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 10.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 11.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 12.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 13.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 14.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 15.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 16.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 17.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 19.png|[[Manlet|MANLET]] WITH RAGE
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 20.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 21.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 23.png
File:Aztec diagram 1.jpg
File:Aztec diagram 2.jpg
File:Aztec diagram 3.jpg
File:Aztec diagram 4.jpg
File:Aztec diagram 5.jpg
File:Aztec diagram 6.jpg
File:Aztec diagram main-image.jpg
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{{cg|Internet postings|2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Internet postings|4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:William_Atchison_-_2_Edgy_4_Me.png|He had pervasive thoughts about killing and torture.
Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
Image:William_Atchison_-_Anger_Management.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Blockland_Memories.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edge_Master_4900.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edge_Master_4900.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Going_Crazy.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_More_Death_Threats.png|Making more<br>death threats.
Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Minecraft_Terrorist.png|He fancied himself a "terrorist" of online children's games. [[Srsly]].
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
Image:William_Atchison_-_Tumblrina.png
Image:will tumblr edge.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.jpeg|Foreshadowing
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:Screenshot 1895.1.png| This faggot was infact a [[Furry]]
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
File:Algoresworld.jpg
File:Algoresig1.jpg
File:Algoresig2.jpg
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{{cg|Internet reactions|1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Internet reactions|5|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Roblox_Community.png|The Roblox Community
Image:KIWI FARMS IS DANGEROUS.png|[[Twitter]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_4_Chan.png|4 Chan
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Drop_Dead_Cynical.png|Drop Dead Cynical
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Discord.png|Discord
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.jpg|Kiwi Farms
Image:WillAFanart1.jpeg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_LIC.jpg|EDF
Image:WillAFanart2.jpg
File:WillAFanart3.jpg
File:WillAFanart4.jpg
File:WillAFanart5.jpg
File:WillAFanart6.jpg
File:alGorefanart.jpg
File:Sofakingedgy1.jpeg
File:Sofakingedgy2.jpeg
File:Lessoninliberty1.jpg
File:Lessoninliberty2.jpg
File:Lessoninliberty3.jpg
File:Lessoninliberty4.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==
 
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{{cg|General|3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
Image:William_Atchison_-_Never_Scored.jpg|He never hi scored.
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
Image:William_Atchison_-_131_Hours_Of_Training_And_He_FAILED.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
Image:William_Atchison_-_Autism.jpg
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.jpg|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
Image:William_Atchison_-_Funeral_Expenses_GoFundMe.jpg|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_02.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_03.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_04.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_05.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Last_ED_IP_Login.jpg|Last ED IP login.
Image:William_Atchison_-_He_Was_Big_Into_Sucking.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_01.jpg|He was as ugly as a child as he was as an adult.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_02.jpg|A face not even his<br>mother could love.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.jpg
Image:William Atchison Mom.png
File:The onion - NBC retracts story of al gore's death (nov 15, 2000).png|[[Yes|Coincidence?]]
File:Algoresig1.jpg|Start of his sick nature
File:Algoresig2.jpg|The ending of his sick nature
File:William Atchison Randy Stair side by side comparison.jpg|Separated at birth?
File:William Atchison shooting plan and suicide note.png|Document of [[fail]] detailing his original plan
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.png|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
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{{cg|Shit he posted to ED in the month leading up to the attack|4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:When-the-school-shooting-wikipedia-page-reads-you-can-help-24616215.png|November 19th
Image:When-the-school-shooter-is-holding-you-hostage-but-youve-21238924.png|November 19th
Image:School_shooting_plan.jpg|November 29th
File:123billyatch890.png
Image:When-you-and-ya-classmates-are-hiding-from-the-school-24519008.png|November 19th
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Image:GUN_FREE_ZONE_Murderers.png|November 19th
Image:Felt_girlfriend.png|November 29th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Player_Attacked_Team_Mate.jpg|November 19th<br>Screenshot of [[Sebastian Bosse|Bastian Bosse's]] [[Counter-Strike|CS]] map. Never added to an article.
Image:FF8_Favorite_Game.jpg|November 19th - His own post, he was "antisocial" because he played video games instead of interacting with other kids.
Image:When-the-school-shooter-finds-you-under-the-table-what-11299703.png|November 19th
Image:Blockland_Pepe.png|November 19th - He pretended to be an edgelord Nazi even in children's games.
Image:Esthoeric_Bowlcultism.png|November 19th
Image:Tranny_Ginger_Beaten_To_Death.png|November 19th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:School_Shooting_Simulations.jpg|November 18th - Guess he learned the hard way that life rarely imitates art.
Image:How_A_Nigger_Calculates.jpg|November 18th - The irony is absolutely astounding.
Image:Jewish_expulsion.png|November 18th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:IDF_are_Human_Rights_Abusers.png|November 18th - Just one example of his countless spam/propaganda images/links.
Image:Mass_shooting_spam_4chan.png|November 19th - Pretty sure that last post is his.
Image:Shoot_Cho_Seung_Hui.jpg|November 19th - This might be a picture of himself and his gun.
Image:Sexism_Chariot.jpg|November 3rd<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Civilization_Ruined_by_Female_Sexuality.png| November 7th<br>Never added to an article.
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==Score==
===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|2/20 - ''Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|5/20 -  ''Shot at a wall for two minutes''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|7/20 -  ''Disguised himself as a student to get inside''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|2/20 -  ''School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
| -1/20 - ''Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]]''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 15/100 ('''F-''')</big>
|}


<center>'''Sofa cuck'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
<br>
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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{|align="center"
{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|1|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|0|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}}
|[[File:Wanted1mallcop.png|128px]]
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
{{Wanted|1}}
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==See also==
==See also==
[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|350px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Rudakubana, Axel Muganwa]] - Got 1 more kill with a knife.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Randy was able to get ghost pussy when he became an hero.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.


==External links==
==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link]
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel  Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
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* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
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* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
 
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[:File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
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NEVAR!!!! This user was willing to die for the lulz... and did.


   
 
He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.
 

 
 

—San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen



#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown



This loser never scored.
William Atchison
Born March 18, 1996
Died December 7, 2017 (aged 21)
Nationality Americunt
Occupation ED sysop, basement dweller
High score Killed 2 (did worse than Randy Stair)
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, Singleplayer
An Hero? Yes, self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch

William Edward Atchison (also known by his uncreative aliases AlGore, Vance Stone, FuckYou, MrApophis, HeartofGold and SatanicDruggie) was an Encyclopedia Dramatica admin and pasty-faced little runt of a manlet, edgelord, and Freckle Chan's suspected cousin who shot up a school in Aztec, New Mexico on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero.

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a school shooting, just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His dreams of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an elderly woman, just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.

Let's hope that there's WiFi in Hell so William can read this.

Background

Amazingly, this photo is not from The Onion.
I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.

Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, it is likely that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday just like his idols, and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality drugs. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, fuck-for-a-buck, Mexican or Injun whores, which no doubt increased his fears that he was deeply homosexual. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his pindick wouldn't respond, exposing him to further humiliation.

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some IT studies to bolster his résumé? A second-hand car, to widen his job prospects? A reasonable whore and half-a-dozen points of chang, with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless fedora-tipping brony/furfag who shitposted on /pol/, eventually becoming a sysop on ED.

Almost V&

A frequent visitor to Steam game discussions, our boy Willy was first investigated by the feds, both local police and FBI, back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody reported his profile to fuck with him. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

In 2016, the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were on his doorstep pretty much immediately. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that he was just trolling. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided he was just some stupid kid and posed no threat to anyone.

Ali David Sonboly

Moar info: Munich Massacre.

Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a sand nigger friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy Steam groups together which led to die Polizei looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the CoLULbine fags went NBK and his hero, Adolf Hitler's birthday. He pwned some sixteen year old girls at the local Mickie D's in Munich, Germany before logging off life forever. The retard considered himself Aryan despite being a dirty Iranian who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the Polacks and Jews quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

The hero couch

The shooting

School used COUCH! It's super effective!
   
 
Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.
 

 
 

—Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off another failure. Note that the dutiful prole literally planned to work until the day he died (see note above).



The shooting happened on the 7th of December, 2017. Atchison (known on Blockland as Sephiroth) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was literally caught with his pants down by an actual student, causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path.

   
 
I know you’re in there.
 

 
 

—Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.

Reincarnated.

He rightfully killed himself in shame as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than Randy Robert Stair.

Loadout

He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.
Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Glock 19 Gen 4
  • 761 hours experience in CS:GO.
  • Thrown: Backpack
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Spy Planes and Substitute Teachers.

Online presence

Wikipedia got it right! The truth is out!
Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.
AlGore's POV

Suffering from the tism and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent the majority ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic alt-right wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt a great deal of virtual control by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative cracker ass persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their concerns with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend Ali David Sonboly (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and Hatred, getting himself v& for cheating in online matches.

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath.

Profiles

William left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

Forum Posts

  • Stuck in a Rural Redneck town - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: 1 2)
  • Entry #16 - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: 1 2)

Videos



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We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl


Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!


Bill's opinion of such fangirls

   
 
As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "Columbiners" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on dumblr so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the sandy hook kid have hundreds of fangirls.
 

 
 

—Willy pretending like he doesn't want it

   
 
Most these fangrils are tumbler users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the sandy hook shooter, that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.
 

 
 

—Seething with jealousy




Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 Did worse than Randy Stair
Accuracy: 5/20 Shot at a wall for two minutes
Style: 7/20 Disguised himself as a student to get inside
Butthurt: 1/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed
Bonus: 0/20 Couldn't even make it on the High Score leaderboard
Total Score: 15/100 (F-)
Sofa cuck
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


See also

Confirmed: Satanist and Freemason

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