D-malice
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D-Malice (aka Jacob Ray Axe, SWFTWLF, Shard-Life, and of course former Portal Czar and EDitor ShardDax) was yet another EDF1 meme/lulzcow, and everyone's gimp. With D-Malice, we have an ugly fat ass in denial with his urges to make everything pink and belief in ghost stories. He's an unemployed Graphic Artist, failed college twice (and bound to fail this third time. Update: copped out and ended up getting an Associates Degree from a Community College), has a very shitty life and makes terrible music, yet he still believes he's hot shit. He takes Internet insults VERY SERIOUSLY and has a habit of being the source of hate thread after hate thread on EDF. Fun fact, he has never passed up an opportunity to get ANGRY and HURT about what people say about him on the Internet.
He spent several years being the forum's punching bag until Sherrod DeHippo nuked old ED and he briefly migrated to Ohi with the other faggots, before that too was shut down, and he never returned.
Recently he was sent to jail for trying to diddle a 13 year old boy
About D-Malice
- Got trolled hard when he was given sysop powers (for whole hour!) as a joke, after promptly blowing his load at the thought of being part of the God Squad and that maybe some people really did like him, he became suicidal shortly thereafter when they took it away and told him to gtfo.
- The former Portal Czar of the ED Music Portal. He was fired when this small responsibility made him think and act like he was an ED Sysop.
- Is an internet tough guy.
- Is a friendless loser.
- Claims to be an "ex-Cyber Goth," but moar likely a fat Bloody Beetroots wannabe
- Jellyous of people who aren't fat.
- Harasses ex-girlfriends.
- Is an all around failure.
Crimes of Faggotry
- Adding himself to the ED Forums article with a self-wanking description of himself.
—his entry into the ED Forums article | ||
- Being an Internet Tough Guy
—D-Malice, To ChrisPerron and all challengers, definitely not compensating for something. | ||
- B& for
3 daysa weeka month for edit warring faggotry
—ShardDax | ||
- Using EDF as his personal Twitter.
- Trying too hard.
- Liking Depeche Mode.
- White knighting for fat whore EDS1
Typical Reaction to one of his music videos
Anitude: WTF is he singing? Merf: He's rocking like an austitic Cunt: I think he's singing "Don't cry for me Argentina" Marekatt: Cry for D-Malice instead Cunt: hahahahaha autism
List of Posts
On Himself
—D-Malice on his sexuality.(Oh the irony.) | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
On the Ladies
HAHAHA I TROLL U
After realizing everyone's laughing at him, he came up with this genius "open letter".
[[Dearest EDF]]
—D-Malice TL;DR - Irony and BAAWWWWWWWWWWWW | ||
D-Malice had off-handedly mentioned if gencdo did a Lulu cosplay for Halloween, he'd do a Wakka one. Deciding it was something mostly irrelevent, he'd forgotten about it:
—D-Malice | ||
Turns out someone did remember, and made this comparison of one fat-ass to another animated one shown on the right.
In forgetting it all, he wrote:
[[WAKKA-WAKKA]]
—Asking for it again | ||
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
ShardDax was very upset over EDS1's fall from grace. He believed that he personally had a hand in getting Lmte and Habermann b&. Therefore, he took it as a personal affront to his huge ego when people began posting "free lmte" images in various places. Enraged, he went on a mission to delete each and every occurrence of this posting. Unfortunately for him, ShardDax never got the memo that deletion rampages are bad, and a form of vandalism. When he was caught edit warring with two other users over THAT VERY OFFENSIVE IMAGE, he was b& for 3 whole days.
Then he thought it would be a good idea to come talk shit about his ban on IRC:
<%ShardDax> I was still gonna go deleting all I found
<%ShardDax> Userpages, articles, etc.
<Pory-tan> lol
<%ShardDax> Meh alright then, have fun supporting bad trolls and trying to get Lmte his job back.
So his 3 day ban turned into a one week ban. Then he talked some more shit.Which earned him a one month ban. Still clueless that 'talking shit = moar ban', he continued his bitchfest because banning him is the same as supporting the terrorists:
<ShardDax> A month, for deleting spam on a page and removing something from my talk page? What the hell? I have projects, articles in wait, A PORTAL...
<ShardDax> Nah, Subseven's mad I'm deleting spam, therefore I'm "edit warring" or something. He needs to just fuck Icky and stop crying.
This was strike three but onoes how will ED survive without him? Well it did and by the end of it he had talked himself into a year. Goodnight sweet prince. Even still he tweets away his angst, convinced that ED cannot get along without him and his Music Portal edits.
ShardDax: Subseven, still reading my Twitter? Count how many Music EDitors ED has now? Was it still wise you banned me for reverting a spammer?
(ShardDax learning absolutely nothing from EDS1)
Eventually his ban was lessened to a week, but not before he issued this hilarious ultimatum:
[01:54:49] <ShardDax> If sherrod doesn't work this out
[01:55:02] <ShardDax> I'm not coming back
[01:55:12] <ShardDax> And ED is completely cut from my record
D-malice goes to jail for touching little kids
In January of 2018 Jacob was sent to jail for being a pedo to the indifference of everyone and the surprise of no one.
People cared so little about this that, despite EDiots usually loving to gather around and laugh at the failures, deaths and arrests of former and current site members, no one from ED or from the people who abandoned ED for Ohi and stayed friends with Malice, even noticed what happened and 
the forum thread about his arrest was responded to with a resounding "meh".
There were no news articles about this. No one talked about it online. And the first time anyone realized what happened was 3 weeks later after they saw someone posted a link to a court case listing on the talk page of this abandoned article using a throwaway account. In fact, it is so unimportant, that we don't even know what Jacob actually did, since the only two places online that talk about this accuse him of sexually chatting with a 13 year old boy online on one site, and actually trying to molest him IRL in another.
Everyone who might have cared had to be personally notified this happened, since no one paid attention to Jacob, and they still didn't care. According sources, Malice told people "farewell for now" in private on social media without going into the embarrassing details, and no one even bothered to ask. When people were told he was sent to jail for being a kiddie diddler, their reactions were less than shocked.
—Zaiger is not surprised | ||
—Acquittance of Jackson from old ED reacting to the news | ||
Jackson's failure is so immense that he's not even the most noteworthy criminal to come out of ED in recent memory, losing out to William Atchison (KAK SatanicGruggie/Algore), who shot up a school just one month prior and was noted as one of the most widely ignored killing sprees to have ever occurred.
The only good thing to ever come out of Jackson was his arrests being a minor contribution to ED lore, which is the first time anyone on this site (or anywhere else for that matter) remembered he ever exists in nearly a decade (or ever).
D-Malice wishes he wasn't made of snow
Fan Art
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D-Malice has been known to gobble up neutrinos before heading out to Hot Topic -
He'll tell you he's not Emo, but we all know better -
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"He enjoys having long walks on the beach..."
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Even lens flare can't save this epic failure -
This is what he thinks he looks like. -
Dmal even fails at trying to be a neckbeard
Related
- ED Forums
- Fat
- Furry
- Goth
- Music Portal - Where this asshole used to reign as a major whiny faggot
- Unwarranted self-importance - He has lots of it
- Bellofatass - The fat chick he white knighted for even though he knew she already sucked Eppigy's cock
External Links
Moar info: D-Malice chat logs.
- BAWWW my ex-girlfriend... - The thread that started it all
ACCOUNTS:
shardlifeHis shit bandHAHAHA no one wants to be in a band with him.- daxion_cross - His (mostly dead) MySpace
- 8695072
- 33286827
shard_dax - "Band" Twitter
shardlife- SWFTWLF
- http://swftwlf.deviantart.com/ - And he's an old TARTlet (with a name that suggests he's a furfag too)
- http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=957380 - Gaia-tard
- http://z6.invisionfree.com/Duel_Tower_Alcatraz/index.php?s=b009f1b7d36568cb8d215dece824a86a&showuser=21
http://pltk.livejournal.com/http://swftwlf.xanga.com/profile/- http://steamcommunity.com/id/shard_dax
http://s994.photobucket.com/home/Shardlife- http://www.pandora.com/people/shardlife
- http://www.last.fm/user/dmalice
- http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/9396327/
- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/PlasmaTsukasa
- http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Basikz/index.php?s=d373fac4292676a7c0080f44fcc6a16e&showuser=11
- http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Glowing_Ember/index.php?showuser=1
http://daxion.xanga.com/- http://www.livestream.com/shard_dax
ALIASES:
- SWFTWLF - et tu, fur?
- sharddax
- shard_dax
- shardlife
- shard-life
- dmalice
- d-malice
- daxc
- daxion cross
- daxioncross
- daxion-cross
- PlasmaTsukasa
- Plasma Tsukasa
- xXSW1FTW0LFXx
- pltk
- swift_rd
- D-Level
- MeteorPyre9
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| Featured article January 11 & 12, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Logan Paul |
D-malice | Succeeded by DACA |