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Dr. Hax
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This article was approved by the DasBoSchitt Protection Squad. |
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Dr. Hax will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
—Dr. Hax | ||
Dr. Hax is a meme created by furfag YouTuber DasBoSchitt. It is very very funny, but only if you are 13 years old. In a nutshell, it is simply the Dr. Breen character from Half-Life 2 but with a HUEG head, and whenever someone starts using GodMode, Dr. Hax appears out of fucking nowhere and rapes that person with a fucking monitor even before he gets VAC banned. Dr. Hax also has an enemy, aka Chuckles the Cheat. Then again, nobody cares about this guy.
Despite how fucking unfunny it really is, Dr. Hax is used again and again in hundreds of Garry's Mod videos across YouTube.
Origins
Dr. Hax was first seen in the first episode of the Gmod Idiot Box by DasBoSchitt. Since it originated from a furry, this is technically a furry meme.
A Dr. Hax character is made by simply enlarging the head of the Dr. Breen model, then making him point and shout Hax at someone. DasBoShit fanboys are usually found spouting that this is originality and have many comment wars with NORPs because of it. Dr. Hax was soon copied by a bunch of his subscribers up to the point where people made stuff for it outside of YouTube, such as a HAAAX weapon for Garry's Mod.
The only reason it became a meme was because nobody could actually come up with any original content. However, some argue that Dr. Hax is not a meme at all because of this, since it really is just people using the same shit over and over.
DasBoSchitt Protection Squad
Since all of DasBoShit's fans are total fucktards, they all believe that DasBoShit owns the rights to Dr. Hax. Yes, we're talking about the use of the Breen model and the HAAAX sound clip that came out of Half-Life 2. Even moar, they request that you need permission to make such videos. This is where the DasBoSchitt Protection Squad comes in.
Every video including Dr. Hax-based material MUST include some sort of homage to DasBoShit claiming how much of a God he is, usually in the form of a disclaimer. If a video does not have a message like this however, the DasBoSchitt Protection Squad will flock to that video and flood it with angry comments until the owner of the video adds a hint of fanboyism to the video description.
—You need permission off DasBoSchitt. Srsly. | ||
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To wrap it up, DasBo's subscribers know nothing about the Law and need to be purged immediately. Unsurprisingly, DasBoShit hates his subscribers.
When to use it
Dr. Hax should only appear if people are hacking.
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What Facepunch has to say about Dr. Hax
Somebody posted a thread on Facepunch sometime in July 2009 stating they created some new totally original Dr. Hax video. In return Fagpunch users used their typical rewordings of GTFO:
—Some fucktard | ||
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Facepunch take on the DPS
Fed up with all the permission bullshit, Facepunch members oppose the DasBoSchitt Protection Squad greatly as shown from their responses to this video:
—The truth. | ||
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Gallery of Haaaax
Whenever a member of DeviantArt turns sub-par (i.e. all of them) they end up only doing memes because it's the only thing they can do.
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Enough said, faggot.
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How do I Photoshopped lol?
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'nuff said.
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He missed the woman.
External Links
- The furfag cuntscrape who shat this out
- The lesser version of this article
- An entire article devoted to this shit
See Also
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