Chris Benoit

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It's Stranglin' time

'ROID RAGE!!!

How do i killed family?

Chris Benoit (Toothless "Roid Rage" Wolverine) was a messiah-type wrestler and a spicy slice of Canadian Bacon. All wrestling fans got hard for him the instant his name was mentioned and worshiped him as a God. Although many liken Chris to being an hero for fucking up so many people and being an icon for socially inept nerds who worship Canadians as their superiors, it's really the same thing as paying someone for giving a mean blowjob. He became an hero on June 25th, 2007, leading to much uproar, sadness, and despair as many thousands of smart marks discovered that their God of Wrestling was not only dead, but also a baby killer. Finally, someone raided this facebook. It should be noted that Benoit brings the total of pro wrestlers that died in the year 2007 to around 114.

The Death of Chris Benoit

Come on in Chris, the lining is great!

A month before the homicide, Chris was doing tricks for a couple of drug dealers, to obtain steroids that would make his cock nice and beefy. Not wanting his son to feel left out, and because his son could not pwn John Cena (Worst Wrestler Evar) he injected some of these roids into him so they could 69 each other with ease. Sadly, the drugs didn't take effect fast enough, and Benoit killed his son out of roid rage. He then went to kill his wife, for the lulz.

Chris Benoit became an hero on June 25th, 2007. Basically, if Anna Nicole Smith's death and OJ Simpson's double homicide had a baby, it would produce this. No one really knows how they died, who did it, and it's slowly tearing the world apart. The best explanation for his insane rampage is because he went crazy from the continuous use of 'roids ever since forevar.

The Text Messages

Chris Benoit will BRB.

Police say that this photograph was being tightly held in Benoit's hand when they found his body

Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone

“Someone's stolen my iPod”

Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone

“How does a Wolverine know what steroids is?”

Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

MUDKIP MADE ME DO IT

Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“call WWE..I'm soo sorry <3"

Text Message 5 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“ I'll miss you Eddie”

Text Message 6 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“Hey, It's Chris, the rabid wolverine. The dogs are locked in the pool area, the garage door is left open. Be sure to close it, the air conditioning will get out if you don't. No one likes a high electricity bill going to waste LOL. by the way, I killed my family and I'm going to hang myself now. ttyl."

Text Message 7 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:56am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

"I just killed 2 family members, goodbye."

A Dramatic Renactment

Actual crime scene photograph of the incident.

Chris "The Rassling Ripper" Benoit, serial killer?

Chris loves the children

Benoit wears his favorite Simpsons t-shirt.

Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in a interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.[2] According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A Spiderman comic book was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading investigators to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have downs syndrome. Police have also confirmed that over nine thousand prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect.

As of late, it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings. Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and disguising the crimes to make them seem like it was heart attacks and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncovered a correlation between Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.

Below is a list of all Benoit's confirmed kills and their age, year of murder and original recorded cause's of death:

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• Adrian Adonis (Keith Franke) 34 1988 Accident (car, Benoit was hiding in the back seat and held his hands over Adrian's eyes)
• Andre The Giant (Andre Rousimoff) 46 1993 Disease (heart attack caused by Benoit)
• Art Barr 28 1994 Overdose (roids given to him by Benoit)
• Bam Bam Bigelow (Scott Bigelow) 45 2007 Overdose (roids injected into his ass by Benoit)
• Biff Wellington (Shayne Bower) 42 2007 Heart attack (caused by Benoit threatening to out him)
• Big Bossman (Ray Traylor) 42 2004 Heart attack (caused by Benoit)
• Big Dick Dudley (Alex Rizzo) 34 2002 Disease (Kidney failure, because of too much alcohol poured down his throat by Benoit)
• Billy Joe Travis (William Joseph) 40 2002 Heart attack (not proven as done by Benoit)
• Bobby Duncum Junior 34 2000 Overdose (heroin, into the eyes, by Benoit)
• Brady Boone (Dean Peters) 40 1998 Accident (car, Benoit rammed him off the road)
• Brian Pillman 35 1997 Heart attack (genetic though likely worsened by Benoit beating the shit out of him)
• British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith 39 2002 Heart attack (too many roids, thanks to Benoit)
• Bruiser Brody (Frank Goodish) 42 1988 Murdered (by Benoit, via knife to the face)
• Buzz Sawyer (Bruce Woyan) 32 1992 Overdose (roids again, Benoit put it in his ass)
• Chris Adams 40 2001 Murdered (by Benoit, shotgun to the face and was then ran over by a bus
• Chris Candido 34 2003 Accident (blood clot during surgery after Benoit accident)
• Crash Holly (Michael Lockwood) 33 2003 Overdose (Benoit pissed in his mouth causing him to drown)
• Curt Hennig 44 2003 Overdose (on coke + roids)
• Danny Johnson 49 2003 Unknown (We all know it was Benoit with the candlestick)
• Dick Murdoch 49 1995 Heart attack (Benoit did it)
• Dino Bravo (Adolfo Bresciano) 44 1993 Murdered (by Benoit)
• DJ Peterson (Dave Peterson) 33 1993 Accident (motorcycle, Benoit ran him over with one)
• Earthquake (John Tenta) 42 2006 Disease (Benoit)
• Ed Gantner 31 1990 Suicide
• Eddie Gilbert 33 1995 Heart attack
• Eddie Guerrero 38 2005 Heart attack (drug related)
• Emory Hale 38 2006 Heart attack
• Hawk (Michael Hegstrand) 44 2003 Heart attack (likely drug related)
• Hercules (Ray Fernandez) 44 2003 Heart attack
• Jeep Swenson (Robert Swenson) 40 1997 Heart attack
• Jerry Blackwell 45 1995 Disease (pneumonia)
• Joey Maggs (Jospeh Magliano) 37 2006 Unknown
• John Kronus 38 2007 Awaiting toxicology
• John Studd (John Minton) 46 1995 Disease (Hodgkins)
• Johnny Grunge (Mike Durham) 39 2006 Disease (sleep apnea, possibly worsened by drug use)
• Junk Yard Dog (Sylvester Ritter) 45 1998 Accident (car)
• Kerry Von Erich (Kerry Adkisson) 33 1993 Suicide
• Larry Cameron 41 1993 Heart attack
• Leroy Brown (Roland Daniels) 37 1994 Heart attack
• Louie Spicolli (Louis Mucciolo) 27 1998 Overdose
• Mike Awesome (Mike Alphonso) 42 2007 Suicide
• Mike Davis 45 2001 Heart attack
• Mike Lozanski 35 2003 Heart attack
• Mitch Snow ? 2000 Suicide
• Owen Hart 34 1999 Accident (ring entrance)
• Pitbull 2 (Anthony Durante) 36 2003 Overdose
• Ray Candy 37 1994 Heart attack
• Renegade (Richard Wilson) 33 1999 Suicide
• Ravishing Rick Rude 40 1999 Heart attack (drug related)
• Rhonda Singh (Peggy Simpson) 40 2001 Overdose
• Rocco Rock (Ted Petty) 49 2002 Heart attack
• Scott Irwin 35 1987 Disease (Brain tumor)
• Sherri Martel 49 2007 Unknown
• Terry Gordy 40 2001 Heart attack
• The Wall (Jerry Tuite) 35 2003 Heart attack
• Troy Graham 47 2002 Heart attack
• Vivian Vachon 40 1991 Accident (car)
• Yokozuna (Rodney Anoia) 34 2000 Heart attack (genetic)

WWE's butthurt reaction

Chris has updated his marital status.

In the aftermath of Chris Benoit getting all juiced up and pwning his family, the WWE canceled their 3 hour Monday Night Raw in Corpus Christi, Texas. This episode was to feature people commenting on the fake death of Vince McMahon, but Vince pussied out because it would be "in bad taste." As a result over nine thousand wrestling fans weren't able to watch their favorite performers in action and simulate fellatio on one another. As of this time the WWE is not sure if they will refund the money or offer free tickets to all those who spent their hard earned money to watch the show.

BAAWWWWWWW

After their 3-hour show of crying into their hugbox and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, amirite?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for moar monies. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to delete fucking everything related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.

When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's fun-spree was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of carefully explained criticisms of the press release from the Atlanta Police [3], like a fanboy who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a 13 year-old fag. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all for the lulz.

Why the WWE is fucked

Bitches know now

Did you know:

• For years, the WWE's business model has depended on family-friendly entertainment? What parents will take their kids to see such positive role models now, after one of them killed a 7 year old?
• The WWE has always favored wrestlers with size over ones with actual skill, increasing the pressure to take steroids?
• Vince McMahon has already admitted to using steroids in the past, and within the past year added pounds of muscle mass seemingly overnight, despite the fact that he is in his 60s?

Ruh-roh!!

On August 30, afraid of further federal investigation, the WWE announced that it was giving half of its on-screen talent the banhammer for violations of its wellness policy. They also disclosed that many of their more popular wrestlers had been taking drugs to prevent them from getting manboobs that coincide with heavy steroid use. It is likely that this massive and lulzy display of self-pwnage will be insufficient to stay the WWE's fate.

ITS A CONSPIRACY

TOW Accomplice to Murder

not photoshopped, Benoit had wiki-precog

According to Faux News, some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that the edit was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, amirite?

It is interesting to note that a WP editor tried to discuss Benoit's death, on the talk page for Benoit's TOW article, but some cocksucking faggot asshole said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and baleeted the whole discussion.

Since even a wikipedo like Moe can't be that fucking stupid, we're only left to conclude that Wikipedia is an accomplice to the murder and was trying to cover the whole thing up. It all makes sense. TOW DID CHRIS BENOIT'S WIFE AND SON, AMIRITE? Read moar for great justice.

Moar evidence

In December 2007, WWE.com challenged fans to vote for the greatest RAW match of all time. The "official" winner was Shawn Michaels vs John Cena in an hour long match, but the ACTUAL winner according to votes was this WWF match from June 2001 with Chris Benoit.

This is further proof that:

1. WWE did Benoit
   
2. The World Wildlife Fund's initials still draw more attention than the present product
   

and

1. Fans would rather honor a talented child murderer than a homosexual

What really happened

Benoit, in yarmulke, unmistakable proof that Jews did Benoit

June 26, 2007. The Benoit family were going about their lives. Little did they know that the Zionist scourge was using the very fabric of their existence in an effort to pursue power in their next political take-over. 300,000 Jews who lived in Benoit's neighborhood were absent at the time of the murder. Coincidence?

JEWS DID BENOIT

It has long been speculated that Benoit was an accomplice in the Jew's attack on WTC. Experts agree that the Jews killed Chris to cover up his whereabouts on the morning of September 11, 2001:

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Chris Benoit Balls Memorial Merchandi$e

Tragedy happened, now give us your money

Kids! now you can act out your favorite wrassler's heroic death!

Obvious troll is obvious

The family of the bitch/wife/whore that got killed are (surprise!) wanting your monies! But they don't want no shitty gifts or condolences, they want large tax dollar donations of at least over 9000 to be made to their foundation. It's totally for kids and bitches who got raped and beaten but not killed, and they totally won't use it to buy themselves steroids, hookers and blow or the next WWE Pay Per View. It's called The Nancy and Daniel Benoit Foundation for Battered Women and Abused Children, which is TL;DR. Anyway, send any shit you can spare to:

The Nancy and Daniel Benoit Foundation for Battered Women and Abused Children

c/o Decker, Hallman, Barber and Briggs
260 Peachtree St. Suite 1700

Atlanta, GA 30303

Benoit, meet the internets

Pwning Wrestlecrap

As most people familiar with the wrestling fan website wrestlecrap know, talking shit about any dead wrestler (regardless if they pwned their wife and kid) on their forums is considered Anti-lulz and grounds for you being banned in the ass! Almost every other wrestling forum on the internets will do the same to you as well and you will be banned for at least 100 years. According to wrestling fans, pwning your wife and child is forgivable if you were really good at making an amiable career of suplexing some other half-naked rednecks really hard on a regular basis.

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Trolling Benoit Fans on MySpace for Fun and Profit

Tragic death, MySpace, and wrestling fanbois make for the perfect storm of lulz. Needless to say, much butthurt and poor comprehension of the English language ensues. PROTIP: don't make your photobucket password the same as your account name. Otherwise you gonna get raeped by the Internet Hate Machine.

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  benoitsmidget: epic fangirl currently grieving over a child killer. [1]
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  There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler.
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Just remember what you're doing when you fuck with Benoit apologists, or you may end up being the one getting trolled. The excuses, demands he still posthumously be put in the WWE Hall Of Fame (that would be a BRILLIANT idea and have no backlash whatsoever... wait, one of their pay per views is Backlash.... I smell an angle!) and etc will legitimately piss you off. That is, of course, unless you're reading this article, in which case you're too far gone to really get upset about anything.

Trivia

The crippler crossface in action

• Chris Benoit loved his fans, but hated his wife and son to death.
• Benoit is french for "i'm gonna strangle you"
• Chris is stranglin' the angels now. We'll miss you Chris.
• Chris killed his son using the patented Crippler Crossface!

The Fresh Chris of Hell Queer

Death has never been so profitable!

Chris Benoit starred in a game, you know.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.

In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

Benoit Family Photos

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  He loved skydiving, but was not very good at it
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  BENOITS AWAY!
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  Chris, always enterprising, got a new job immediately.
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  A man of many secrets
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  Chris about to strike!
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  He played it for the lulz
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  Christ didn't see it Coming
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  Chris Benoit was seconded for Jack Nicholson in the Shining.
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  The time daddy challenged us to a 2-on-1.
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  If he weren't an hero he'd have a new career
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  Pedobears, Dog Semen, and your 7 Year Old Son. A winning combination.
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  Chris Benoit showcasing his trademarked "Sleeper Hold".
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  The Canadian Crippler showing off his move the "Child Crippler".
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  Helping out his fellow man.
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  Rumors spread over CBS making a series about Chris Benoit.
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  An hero in action!
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  Steroids just kicked in yo!
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  The WWE admits what we are all thinking!
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  Contrary to popular belief Chris Benoit did the dinosaurs not Jews.
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  No exceptions.
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  In happier times, with a photo of his parents.
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  IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERS
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  Choking Hazard indeed.
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  For Great Justice
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  Eddie's Brother, Chavo, the last person Chris called
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  a tribute to Chris; our an hero
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  Chris Zero Benoit showing us who wore the trousers in the family.
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  Artist's rendition of Chris roiding out. True story.
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  Benoit, on the set of his new film.
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  Come to Daddy (so I can strangle you).
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  Gyo Edit
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  Wanna hang out?
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  Fun for the whole family!
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  Chris Benoit became a conductor after wrestling.
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  Chris Benoit the movie!
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See Also

• An hero
• Faggotry
• iPhone
• Steroids
• Time travel
• Wrestling

External Links

• The Life & Death of Chris Benoit
• The truth about Benoit's balls
• Hris Benpit Tribute Website
• DANIEL BENOIT IS ALIVE! HELP US SAVE THIS KID!
• Some very disturbed fans youtube tribute page

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