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Linda Anita Carty is a 66-year-old grandmother, drug dealer and snitch from the Shaneequa-infested island of St. Kitts who has been on death row in the great state of Texas since 2002 despite the fact that she DINDU NUFFIN and is totally innocent. It was merely a coincidence that Carty had been faking pregnancy in an attempt to win back her estranged husband when her next-door neighbor, Joana Rodriguez, was brutally murdered in order to kidnap her 4-day-old son.
After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin lying about the circumstances of her trial and conviction to anyone dumb enough to listen. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is technically a British citizen to gain the support of a batshit insane UK-based anti-death penalty organization called Reprieve.
Murder She Dindu
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On May 16, 2001, Linda Carty convinced three young thugs named Christopher Robinson, Carlos Williams and Gerald Anderson to help her commit a home invasion robbery at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by drug dealers and contained at least 900 pounds of weed. In reality, the apartment contained no weed and was actually occupied by a totally innocent spic couple and their newborn son.
—Linda "Dindu Nuffin" Carty |
—Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off |
Crime Scene Photos
Trolling Linda's White Knights
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