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[[Image:Bayeuxllllc.jpg|thumb|55px|left]]
[[Image:Bayeuxllllc.jpg|thumb|55px|left]]
[[Image:Midevil.jpg|thumb|From one-liners...]]
[[Image:Midevil.jpg|thumb|From one-liners...]]
[[Image:Whathappened2jack.jpg|thumb|...to [[Jacknstock|hilarious narratives]]...]]
[[Image:Whathappened2jack.jpg|thumb|...to [[Jacknstock|hilarious narratives]]...]]
[[Image:Ihathherduliekestmudkipz.jpg|thumb|...to declarations of [[Mudkips|liek]]...]]
[[Image:Ihathherduliekestmudkipz.jpg|thumb|...to declarations of [[Mudkips|liek]]...]]
[[Image:Historicnathan.jpg|thumb|...to [[Nathanr|sordid tales]].]]
[[Image:Historicnathan.jpg|thumb|...to [[Nathanr|sordid tales]].]]
[[Image:Doods.jpg|thumb|Thou hast been pwn-ed!]]
[[Image:Doods.jpg|thumb|Thou hast been pwn-ed!]]
[[Image:Dtmb Medieval.jpg|thumb|[[Don't Taze Me Bro|...for non-lethal weapons.]]]]
[[Image:Dtmb Medieval.jpg|thumb|[[Don't Taze Me Bro|...for non-lethal weapons.]]]]
 
[[Image:Bayeux911.jpg|thumb|...and [[9/11|NEVAR FORGETTING!]]]]
[[Image:Dollartapes.jpg|thumb|[[I go chop your dollar|And epic tales of cunning bandits!]]]]
[[Image:Dollartapes.jpg|thumb|[[I go chop your dollar|And epic tales of cunning bandits!]]]]
[[Image:Bayeux911.jpg|thumb|...and [[9/11|NEVAR FORGETTING!]]]]


'''The Bayeux Tapestry''' is a very large piece of embroidered fabric, more than 70 meters [[Longcat|long]] and only half a meter wide (that's about 230 feet long and 20 inches wide, for the [[Americunts]] in the house). It was created in the late 11th century to document the leading tapestry [[memes]] of the time, most of which were remarkably similar to the internets memes of our modern day, as well as the events leading up to the invasion of [[England]] by William the [[Bastard|Conqueror]], Duke of [[France|Normandy]] in [[9/11|1066]].
'''The Bayeux Tapestry''' is a very large piece of embroidered fabric, more than 70 meters [[Longcat|long]] and only half a meter wide (that's about 230 feet long and 20 inches wide, for the [[Americunts]] in the house). It was created in the late 11th century to document the leading tapestry [[memes]] of the time, most of which were remarkably similar to the internets memes of our modern day, as well as the events leading up to the invasion of [[England]] by William the [[Bastard|Conqueror]], Duke of [[France|Normandy]] in [[9/11|1066]].


== The Battle of Hastings ==


== The Battle of Hastings ==
The Tapestry contains hundreds of images, divided into scenes, each describing a particular meme or historical event. The scenes are [[Series of tubes|joined into a linear sequence]], allowing the viewer to "read" the entire [[fan fiction|story]], starting with the first scene and progressing to the last. However, because at some point in the past thousand years it was cut up into numerous sections, no-one is really sure what the correct sequence actually was. In the final analysis, it doesn't really matter. We know that the English lost because most of the army was out [[buttsecks|mucking around]] in [[Scotland]] and [[FGSFDS|Wales]], and Harold of England's forces were mostly [[rednecks|local farmers]] he [[rape|forced into service]] for a six-week period before [[Goofy Time|harvest-time.]]
The Tapestry contains hundreds of images, divided into scenes, each describing a particular meme or historical event. The scenes are [[Series of tubes|joined into a linear sequence]], allowing the viewer to "read" the entire [[fan fiction|story]], starting with the first scene and progressing to the last. However, because at some point in the past thousand years it was cut up into numerous sections, no-one is really sure what the correct sequence actually was. In the final analysis, it doesn't really matter. We know that the English lost because most of the army was out [[buttsecks|mucking around]] in [[Scotland]] and [[FGSFDS|Wales]], and Harold of England's forces were mostly [[rednecks|local farmers]] he [[rape|forced into service]] for a six-week period before [[Goofy Time|harvest-time.]]


== Fail becometh Win ==
== Fail becometh Win ==
Thus, the scarecrow English team got their asses kicked by the feet and swords of the heavily armored knights of French Normandy - the Normans were Vikings from Norway, who had moved to France for the tax advantages - but surprisingly, they grew to be very happy about the aftermath of the invasion. For one thing, thousands of [[Yuppie|rich Frenchies]] swarmed over and built up a bunch of luxurious castles, cruised around the countryside in their shiny oxcarts on the weekends, [[beer|mead]]-tasting, and the local people realized that these rich assholes actually spent a lot of money on expensive shit, so there were lots of opportunities for commerce. Soon it became cool for the local people to mince around practicing their French, and the old-fashioned Anglo-Saxon grunting noises they used to have as language didn't sound so good anymore. Eventually, the French and Anglo-Saxon sort of blended, and eventually became [[Internets English|the language we all know and love]] today.
Thus, the scarecrow English team got their asses kicked by the feet and swords of the heavily armored knights of French Normandy - the Normans were Vikings from Norway, who had moved to France for the tax advantages - but surprisingly, they grew to be very happy about the aftermath of the invasion. For one thing, thousands of [[Yuppie|rich Frenchies]] swarmed over and built up a bunch of luxurious castles, cruised around the countryside in their shiny oxcarts on the weekends, [[beer|mead]]-tasting, and the local people realized that these rich assholes actually spent a lot of money on expensive shit, so there were lots of opportunities for commerce. Soon it became cool for the local people to mince around practicing their French, and the old-fashioned Anglo-Saxon grunting noises they used to have as language didn't sound so good anymore. Eventually, the French and Anglo-Saxon sort of blended, and eventually became [[Internets English|the language we all know and love]] today.


== But the memes ==
== But the memes ==
This is where a study of the memes becomes imperative, as their appearance on the [[Internet]] is not only instructive from the historical point of view, but also helps to illuminate the meaning of a whole range of memes. The past is mostly a bad memory, and the future is uncertain, but the memes of the Bayeux Tapestry provide for the internets a precise and ancient mirror of today.
This is where a study of the memes becomes imperative, as their appearance on the [[Internet]] is not only instructive from the historical point of view, but also helps to illuminate the meaning of a whole range of memes. The past is mostly a bad memory, and the future is uncertain, but the memes of the Bayeux Tapestry provide for the internets a precise and ancient mirror of today.


== How to make ==
== How to make ==
A Bayeux Tapestry for any drama or meme can be created with a '''Historic Tale Construction Kit''', a magical place that can be used to illustrate anything.
A Bayeux Tapestry for any drama or meme can be created with a '''Historic Tale Construction Kit''', a magical place that can be used to illustrate anything.


===[[Skillz]] to write [[furries|tales]]===
===[[Skillz]] to write [[furries|tales]]===
*Use ye olde [[English]]. For example instead of "[[your mom|Yo mother]] is a [[whore|hoe]]," you could say "Thy mater maketh her [[money|wealth]] upon her back."
*Use ye olde [[English]]. For example instead of "[[your mom|Yo mother]] is a [[whore|hoe]]," you could say "Thy mater maketh her [[money|wealth]] upon her back."
*Fit as many [[people]] into each frame as possible.
*Fit as many [[people]] into each frame as possible.
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===Topics===
===Topics===
When [[Jacknstock|on the internet drama hath taken place and the affairs all a huggermugger]], generally the fray canst be summarized in a great tale. Tis shall serve two purposes: Firstly, it shall produce [[lulz|great mirth]] for the [[Special:Listusers|onlookers of the fray]]; secondly, the situation shall be told to the tardy masses.
When [[Jacknstock|on the internet drama hath taken place and the affairs all a huggermugger]], generally the fray canst be summarized in a great tale. Tis shall serve two purposes: Firstly, it shall produce [[lulz|great mirth]] for the [[Special:Listusers|onlookers of the fray]]; secondly, the situation shall be told to the tardy masses.


Topics regarding the intrigues of the Court are can also serve for much [[lulz|amusement]], but thou wouldst do well to make use of ye olde English. For example, "lol, [[bush]] [[suck]]s" shall become "Thy king's engagement in [[Fetish|questionable activity]] doth stir in me great mirth."
Topics regarding the intrigues of the Court are can also serve for much [[lulz|amusement]], but thou wouldst do well to make use of ye olde English. For example, "lol, [[bush]] [[suck]]s" shall become "Thy king's engagement in [[Fetish|questionable activity]] doth stir in me great mirth."


== Links ==
== Gallery ==
*[[Tapestry Dog]]
*[[Circumlolcution]]
*<del>[http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php Historic Tale Construction Kit</del>] No longer working! [http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php Archiv'd!]
*[http://p210.ezboard.com/flakesideviewfrm8.showMessage?topicID=2553.topic All Your Base]
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/normans/bayeux_tapestry_gallery.shtml Bayeux Tapestry]


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== See also ==
* [[Circumlolcution]]
== External links ==
* [http://bayeux.datensalat.net/ Historic Tale Construction Kit]
* [http://p210.ezboard.com/flakesideviewfrm8.showMessage?topicID=2553.topic All Your Base]
* [http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/normans/bayeux_tapestry_gallery.shtml Bayeux Tapestry]
* [https://archive.org/details/bayeuxtapestry00fowk As a book]
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Latest revision as of 08:46, 22 May 2021

From one-liners...
...to hilarious narratives...
...to declarations of liek...
...to sordid tales.
Thou hast been pwn-ed!
...for non-lethal weapons.
...and NEVAR FORGETTING!
And epic tales of cunning bandits!

The Bayeux Tapestry is a very large piece of embroidered fabric, more than 70 meters long and only half a meter wide (that's about 230 feet long and 20 inches wide, for the Americunts in the house). It was created in the late 11th century to document the leading tapestry memes of the time, most of which were remarkably similar to the internets memes of our modern day, as well as the events leading up to the invasion of England by William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy in 1066.

The Battle of Hastings

The Tapestry contains hundreds of images, divided into scenes, each describing a particular meme or historical event. The scenes are joined into a linear sequence, allowing the viewer to "read" the entire story, starting with the first scene and progressing to the last. However, because at some point in the past thousand years it was cut up into numerous sections, no-one is really sure what the correct sequence actually was. In the final analysis, it doesn't really matter. We know that the English lost because most of the army was out mucking around in Scotland and Wales, and Harold of England's forces were mostly local farmers he forced into service for a six-week period before harvest-time.

Fail becometh Win

Thus, the scarecrow English team got their asses kicked by the feet and swords of the heavily armored knights of French Normandy - the Normans were Vikings from Norway, who had moved to France for the tax advantages - but surprisingly, they grew to be very happy about the aftermath of the invasion. For one thing, thousands of rich Frenchies swarmed over and built up a bunch of luxurious castles, cruised around the countryside in their shiny oxcarts on the weekends, mead-tasting, and the local people realized that these rich assholes actually spent a lot of money on expensive shit, so there were lots of opportunities for commerce. Soon it became cool for the local people to mince around practicing their French, and the old-fashioned Anglo-Saxon grunting noises they used to have as language didn't sound so good anymore. Eventually, the French and Anglo-Saxon sort of blended, and eventually became the language we all know and love today.

But the memes

This is where a study of the memes becomes imperative, as their appearance on the Internet is not only instructive from the historical point of view, but also helps to illuminate the meaning of a whole range of memes. The past is mostly a bad memory, and the future is uncertain, but the memes of the Bayeux Tapestry provide for the internets a precise and ancient mirror of today.

How to make

A Bayeux Tapestry for any drama or meme can be created with a Historic Tale Construction Kit, a magical place that can be used to illustrate anything.

Skillz to write tales

Topics

When on the internet drama hath taken place and the affairs all a huggermugger, generally the fray canst be summarized in a great tale. Tis shall serve two purposes: Firstly, it shall produce great mirth for the onlookers of the fray; secondly, the situation shall be told to the tardy masses.

Topics regarding the intrigues of the Court are can also serve for much amusement, but thou wouldst do well to make use of ye olde English. For example, "lol, bush sucks" shall become "Thy king's engagement in questionable activity doth stir in me great mirth."

Gallery


See also

External links


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