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''Not to be confused with [[dark web]]''


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The '''deep web''' (also called the '''deepnet''', the '''invisible web''', the '''undernet''', or the '''hidden web''') is a [[not|top-secret]] part of the [[internet]] that is only accessible with a high level of [[autism]], and cannot be accessed with [[google|neurotypical engines]]. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or [[IP address]], but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is [[piracy]], [[porn]], [[drugs]], [[ads]], markets, user-directed [[snuff]] films, more [[ads]], [[forum]]s, some [[cp]], etc.
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== Types of Deep Websites ==


[[File:justoneguy_deepweb.jpg]]
There are 2 types of deep web sites
*Watched by the [[FBI]].
*Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.


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==Content==
===Porn===


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*[[CP|Loli IRL]].
*[[Snuff]] Films.
*[[Rape]] Videos.
*Revenge [[Porn]].
*[[Bestiality|Zoophilia]].
*[[Necrophilia]].


== General description ==
===Buying and Selling Illegal Goods===
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*[[Drugs]]
*Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
*[[Arab]] chicks.
*[[Filipino]] chicks.
*[[Thai]] chicks


[[File:justoneguy_shit.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Just an avarage deep web site]]
===Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit===
*[[Emo]] kid suicide videos.
*[[Hacker]] IRC channels.
*[[Script kiddie]] forums.
*Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials.
*Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]].
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The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard seach engines (another evidence that [[googgle]] is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.
==Famous Deep Websites==
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?


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*[http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
*[http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
*[http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
*[http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger]
*[http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup]


'''Types of deep web sites'''<br><br>
==Gallery==
{{cg|Deep Web Gallery|cg1|center|
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image:Deep web.jpg
image:justoneguy_shit.jpg|Just an average deep web site
image:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
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<gallery perrow="3">
image:godthor.jpg|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
image:silkroad.jpg|You have to admit that they are selling some nice stuff for good price
image:justoneguy_van.png|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
image:Deepweb debunked.png|This is what happens when you trust a /b/-tard image
</gallery>}}


There are 2 types of deep web sites<br>
==See Also==
*Watched by the [[FBI]]<br>
*[[420chan]]
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring<br><br>
*[[Hidden Wiki]]
*[[Silk Road]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[Tor]]
*[[Sad Satan]]
==External links==
* [https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/ '''"Top 10" list of unpleasant Deep Sites.''' Real... or bollocks? You're on your own, we're not checking any of them] (Archived: {{archive|id1Ba|1}} {{wayback|https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/|title=2}})


 
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== Content of the deep web ==
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* '''Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally normal person should never want to see'''
** childporn
** killporn
** rape porn
** necropedozoophileporn
** and so on...
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* '''Selling and buying of illegal stuff'''
** Guns, warmachines
** [[Drugs]]
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage [[asian]] foods btw)
** [[Arab]] chicks
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* '''Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos'''
** [[Emo]] kid suicidal videos
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
** Scriptkid forums
** Virus info, viros download, virus tutorials
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing
for american democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights
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* '''Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services'''
** Hitmans for hiring
** Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM [[sex]]
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire
 
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== Some famous deep websites ==
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In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[nerd|geek]] ain't it?
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[[File:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers]]
[[File:godthor.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something]]
 
==== The Hidden Wiki ====
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The hidden wiki is quite similar to [[wikipedia]] however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via [[PayPal]]. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.
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Here is a little tutorial explaining how to access the hidden wiki if you are sick and boored enough.
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<youtube>-emmUMchgRY</youtube>
 
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==== Silk Road ====
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[[File:silkroad.jpg|thumb|300px|left|You have to confess they are selling some nice stuff for good price]]
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The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[jew|jews]], and it has a better design. It is probably run by some boored arab motherfuckers who are boored as fuck becouse they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a [[monkey|politician]] lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that [[asians]] don't really like this page.
 
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{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
 
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Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty [[gipsy|gypsies]] viewing it, who would like to go to america, becouse they have a misconception that undeucated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. '''FALSE'''
 
 
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== Legal darkweb ==
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[[File:justoneguy_van.png|thumb|300px|right|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan]]
 
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since [[you]] read trough the whole article to reach this point [[you]] are surely sick as [[fuck]] so feel free to check all of them out
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* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
* [http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
* [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/offended Offended]
* [http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
* [http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger] - don't watch this)
* [http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup] -seriously don't watch
* [http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropetrovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdriver-real-snuff-video Three guys and a hammer] - just 3 typical ukranians (= [[nazis]]) killing a homeless
 
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== See also ==
 
[[Silk Road]]<br>
[[420chan]]
 
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Latest revision as of 13:42, 17 December 2022

Not to be confused with dark web

The deep web (also called the deepnet, the invisible web, the undernet, or the hidden web) is a top-secret part of the internet that is only accessible with a high level of autism, and cannot be accessed with neurotypical engines. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or IP address, but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is piracy, porn, drugs, ads, markets, user-directed snuff films, more ads, forums, some cp, etc.

Types of Deep Websites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI.
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.

Content

Porn

Buying and Selling Illegal Goods

Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit

Famous Deep Websites

In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

Deep Web Gallery About missing Pics
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See Also

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