Gringo Go Home

Spic, errr Mexican saying that his shack isn't for sale

Mama Bichos para las Puerto Rico (Puerto Rican Cock Suckers) will take our welfare programs and infrastructure but they conviently forget that they're a US territory when Americans want to live there

Have you heard how are half-nigger cousins in Mexico are bitching about an influx of White people from The US and Europe taking over their cities?

Have you heard about our Half-Nigger cousins in Mexico whining about white people from the US and Europe moving into their cities and doing the opposite of what they've done to LA and are improving housing conditions in places like Mexico City and making the areas more valuable?

Perhaps you've heard about how our Brown cousins are whining about English only zones in contrast to having to know Spanish to be able to order a Fucking pizza in cities like DC?

You've definately have to have heard about how our Job Stealing cousins down South are Crying about restaurants that cater to only the white palate?

We know that you've definitely heard about how our Beaner cousins are calling this wave of Americans and Europeans into their cities as a plaque that needs to be cured.

You can not have heard about how our Taco Eating Friends are rioting in these newly gentrified white areas, destroying property and attacking people in the hopes of scaring them enough to get them to leave Mexico.

Seriously, you've definitely heard about how our sleepy friends down south are saying that they are in support of migration, just not in such large numbers.

If you haven't it's OK because you are just another victim of the Leftard run media that wants to keep such things on the Down Low because College Journalism professors have taught our great truth seekers that the White Man should always be portrayed in the role of the Villain. Since a story about how these one step up from a nigger dogs are whining about the same issues that are igniting political controversy in countries like The US, England, and Germany, you can't keep calling Whitey a Nazi when the Spics are crying the same songs such as how crime has gone up Over 9000 times since the Honkeys have moved in. You can't make claims that England is lying when they say that Muslim terrorists are kidnapping their 9-year-old daughters to use as fuck toys when Mexican Tv anchormen are trying to convince their uneducated, stinking masses that Sex starved Mexican girls, as young as 11, are being raped in alleys when we all know that they're selling their conchas for a few pesos and a Kid's Meal from Burger King.

Once more our Truth, or our version of it, seeking staff here at Encyclopedia Dramatica has sifted through all the facts and the Lies to give you the story as we see fit.

Gringo Go Home

Mexico City before the White man

Mexico City after the White man

Much like a baby with a rattle, your average Mexican is soothed by the sound of the ball bouncing around in a spray paint can

Gringo, vete o muere (Gringo, leave now or die), Mata a un gringo (Kill a gringo) and our favorite, Tira Barrio, Lincha un Gringo (Save your neighborhood by lynching a gringo) or rather Gringo go home as the Mexican Politicians want to sanitize and spin it so that they don't sound like the Pot smoking. blood thirsty primates that want to Rape our white Wimmins that William Randolph Hearst exposed them as being in the 1930s, is a political movement that is starting to gain traction in large Mexican cities like the shit filled streets of Mexico's capital Mexico City.

Have you ever wanted to know what the differance between Paris and Mexico City is? Paris has nicer buildings.

This great invasion, as our rice and bean eaters want to call it, began during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 when neighborhoods like Condesa were empty and Land Lords were slashing rents as much as 45% - 60% in the hopes of attracting foreigners to move into these vacant apartments - in the hopes of filling them.

Since 2024, well past the age of the toilet paper shortage rents have gone back to normal, and at places 25% higher than the original rental prices because land lords would rather deal with American and Europen customers that are remote workers or who are just looking for short term rental spaces on the cheap.

Furrowing their stupid, hairy, protruding brow ridges and incapable of an Intelligent thought beyond what's for dinner or who am I going to Rape tonight, our modern day cave men decided to blame their increasing rents on the white man while choosing to ignore that high white areas like Roma's rents have increased well over 300% from 2005 to 2024. Even in places like Morelos, where white people won't go because they want to keep their organs inside their bodies, have seen rent increase just over 200% since 2005

This big Spic Whine Fest started because, your average Mexican being ignorant to simple ideas like the Law of Supply and Demand and refusing to see that housing is sparce in such areas like Roma because Mexico City mayors have mandated that new housing not be built during certain tenures and only 11,000 new homes have been built in Mexico City, since 2004, well short of the 50,000 homes that experts claim would be needed to solve the housing crisis in Mexico city. Rather choosing to see themselves as the Victim and being driven out by foreign invaders, the majority of your Mexicans, having only a 2nd grade education, refuse to even try and understand the complexities of politics such as choosing to show up and Vote

Much like the American Nigger that is always demanding Reparations, the Mexican still hasn't gotten over from the fact that the US continually kicked their asses all through the early 1800s and took what would become the South West United States from their pathetic asses, because, seeing that they couldn't even kick a Sissified state like Pennsylvania's Ass on a good day for them, Mexico gave up the land on the promise that the US wouldn't come back and Smack them around just for Shits and Giggles.

Rather choosing to get the fuck over it and ice their sore Assholes, Mexicans choose to see themselves as being driven out of their apartments and homes by an invader because building owners would rather deal with White tenants that can pay their rent on time but mostly because Whites, like those from the US and Europe, have deeper pockets and the owners can charge higher rents and still look like a bargain to people that are used to paying $1,700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in DC.

Let's Take A Look At The Numbers

Sacrifice a Gringo

White Americans and Europeans make up less than 1% of Mexico City's population, about 80,000 people. Seeing the wisdom of knowing your neighbor and desiring to keep away from shifty eyed, natural born Thieves and murderers like the Mexican, White Americans tend to live together in areas like Roma and Condesa where they make up 15 - 20% of the population.

Now, let's compare that to an area like, oh we don't know - how about LA. Right now, Mexican Immigrants - at least the ones we know about, make up 40% of LA's population or 1,560,000 wet backs.

The US hosts about 11 million Mexicans at any time. Or 3.42% of the Us population. On the other hand, Mexico hosts 1.2 million White US and White European Immigrants or .75% of Mexico's total population.

A really big differance when you look at the numbers. If any country is bring invaded it's the US.

Speak Spanish Or Die

Perhaps the one thing we have in common with our Churro downing friends.

In Mexico, there is a movement where our little Burrito rollers are demanding from whitey, Habla español o muere. Or, Speak Spanish or Die.

This is kind of an unfair demand on the white man because anyone who has ever pulled up to a McDonalds drive through menu board and has received the response of "¿Qué?" when you've just finished making the order for the whole office you work at. Anyone that lives in or has ever lived in the DC Metro Area knows, you have to either go inside and use the iPad style order board at the entrance or simplify your order as much as possible by saying, "Quisiera tres números dos. Un número cinco y cuatro números seis. Coca-Colas grandes y papas fritas extra grandes." Yes, knowing the words for I want, Big, French Fries and being able to count up to ten in Spanish is a prerequisite for ordering lunch at a fast food restaurant in DC.

The real joke is that you can call on your phone to order Chinese food from a family that is still airsick from the plane ride over here and they can speak English better than you can.

What's going on down in Mexico with our little Quesadilla folders is that they're bitching about how Americans and Europeans are coming to their country of shit that God scraped off from the bottom of his shoe and are making no effort in trying to learn their language or how their being excluded from English speaking stores because the Employees or owners don't speak a word of Spanish or csn only speak a half assed version of it that we have become usdd to when we're trying to to tell a Wal-Mart employee that they rung up that window mounted air conditioner twice.

They really need to see the frustration that a person has trying to order a Pizza with extra cheese and sausage from a Pizza Hut because their Blonde, Bimbo 17-year-old girl Manager, that is only working there because their Daddy said they'll match whatever they've saved so they csn buy that Car that they want and, not really giving a fuck they've decided to put Pablo on the phone because he wants practice speaking a language that he hasn't even achieved a first grade level of competence in.

Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in Baby talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from India when you need assistance with your Samsung Galaxy Fold.

Pay Hour Taxes

I've seen Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate znd I've watched a Taco Bell get shut down for a week because ICE's black SUVs rolled up and arrested the whole Kitchen staff because their Book Keeper wasn't creative enough to hide the fact that 90% of their employees were Illegal Aliens working under the table.

Currently Mexico doesn't tax people that don't work for Mexican corporations or companies because Mexican politicians want to make Mexico look attractive to short tetm residents and oeople looking to stay for more than 3 years. Their idea is if they can attract just 5% of these gypsys into Mexico every year they would inject close to $2 billion American dollars each year into the Mexican economy.

Mexican politicizn are afraid that if they were yo start taxing these foreign short term immigrants that they will up and leave gor places that are much cheaper.

The best way to look at this is how our Mexican baby making mackines jump the border and are given $250 a month in food stamps for every kid that they have even if they don't have a job and just want to leach off of the American welfare system. This is why Social Security will be bankrupt in 20 years. Because they're not paying their fair share because laws keep welfare programs from reporting illegals to ICE.

We don't see Mexicans protesting that their illegal brethren aren't paying their fair share but they can sure whine about shit that current Mexican federal laws permit.

They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about a Sports Club's name like The Clevrland Indians