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'''Decarlos Brown Jr.''' is a [[homeless]] [[dindu nuffin]] from [[North Carolina]] who became the hapless victim of an [[MKULTRA]] experiment that resulted in [[dildo|man-made objects]] being inserted into his body that | '''Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr.''' is a [[homeless]] [[dindu nuffin]] from [[North Carolina]] who became the hapless victim of an [[MKULTRA]] experiment that resulted in [[dildo|man-made objects]] being inserted into his body that forced him to commit random acts of violence all while the CIA demonically cackled at it through the cameras that they inserted into his eyes. During one such outburst, on August 22nd, [[2025]], their foreign objects mind-controlled him into enacting his most high-profile case yet with the completely unprovoked attack on '''Iryna Zarutska''', a beautiful, white, [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] immigrant who was stabbed three times in the neck, subsequently proving that she was ironically safer in her war-torn home country than she was sitting in front of a nigger on a railway station. If only she was informed of the 15% rule, then she could have survived the American cities, but at least she didn’t die a racist. Decarlos Brown has a looong criminal history spanning some fourteen years and an even longer history of being let off easy; so chances are he will be found innocent by reason of insanity. Fortunately for Iryna, Aryan prison gangs have vowed to get revenge on him. | ||
The next big thing to happen in [[America]] was the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]]. | The next big thing to happen in [[America]] was the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]]. | ||
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{{quote|I hurt my hand, stabbing her. I don't even know the lady. I never said not one word to the lady at all. That's scary, ain't it. Why would somebody stab somebody for no reason?|A: because you’re a dangerous animal}} | {{quote|I hurt my hand, stabbing her. I don't even know the lady. I never said not one word to the lady at all. That's scary, ain't it. Why would somebody stab somebody for no reason?|A: because you’re a dangerous animal}} | ||
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==Rap music video tribute== | ==Rap music video tribute== | ||
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*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] | *[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] | ||
*[[Jordan Neely]] - Would've done what Decarlos Brown did if Daniel Penny didn't stop him. | *[[Jordan Neely]] - Would've done what Decarlos Brown did if Daniel Penny didn't stop him. | ||
*[[Olivier Hadzovic]] - Another schizo who stabbed an immigrant earlier [[2025|that year]]. Races are reversed this time. | |||
*[[Vincent Li]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 15:14, 11 May 2026
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Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. is a homeless dindu nuffin from North Carolina who became the hapless victim of an MKULTRA experiment that resulted in man-made objects being inserted into his body that forced him to commit random acts of violence all while the CIA demonically cackled at it through the cameras that they inserted into his eyes. During one such outburst, on August 22nd, 2025, their foreign objects mind-controlled him into enacting his most high-profile case yet with the completely unprovoked attack on Iryna Zarutska, a beautiful, white, Ukrainian immigrant who was stabbed three times in the neck, subsequently proving that she was ironically safer in her war-torn home country than she was sitting in front of a nigger on a railway station. If only she was informed of the 15% rule, then she could have survived the American cities, but at least she didn’t die a racist. Decarlos Brown has a looong criminal history spanning some fourteen years and an even longer history of being let off easy; so chances are he will be found innocent by reason of insanity. Fortunately for Iryna, Aryan prison gangs have vowed to get revenge on him.
The next big thing to happen in America was the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
—Decarlos celebrating his successful hunt of an urban snow bunny | ||
—A: because you’re a dangerous animal | ||
Rap music video tribute
In light of this event, DaBaby wrote a musical fan-fiction where he stops the rabid nigger from killing Iryna Zarutska, and presumably has sex with her afterwards in a muddy pigsty as per ordinance with Ukrainian customs. Basically, DaBaby thinks he would have used his spidey senses to stop the stabbing if he was there.
See Also
- Alec Baldwin - Also killed a Ukrainian woman.
- Axel Muganwa Rudakubana
- Jordan Neely - Would've done what Decarlos Brown did if Daniel Penny didn't stop him.
- Olivier Hadzovic - Another schizo who stabbed an immigrant earlier that year. Races are reversed this time.
- Vincent Li
