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Critical Race Theory, or CRT, or Kwitiko Wace Theeowy, or whatever these politically correct faggot butt babies are calling nowadays—is some lame excuse to teach kids that they should be ashamed of themselves because they are white, or American, or both. These children must be held responsible because their grandfathers murdered and raped and killed people, and they did it for the lulz. Now let's hang our heads in shame because of what our ancestors did, and examine da CRITIKO WACE THEOWY.
'''Critical race theory'''{{jew}} or '''CRT''' is some lame excuse by [[Jews]] to teach kids that they should be ashamed of themselves for being white, American, or both. These children must be held responsible because their grandfathers murdered and raped and killed people, and they did it for the lulz. Now let's hang our heads in shame because of what our ancestors did, and examine critical race theory.


==What is critical race theory?==
==What is critical race theory?==
Critical race theory is a hypothesis and curriculum designed to bring [[No|unity]] to Western nations through [[afrocentrism]], [[white guilt]], and the wisdom of youth. [[Concerned mother|Butthurt parents]] have discovered the use of this theory in their children's schools, resulting in some lulzy moments if you're willing to sift through hours of local bureaucratic crap to see them.


Critical race theory is a hypothesis and curriculum designed to bring unity to Western nations using [[afrocentrism|afro-supremacy]], [[white guilt]], and the wisdom of youth. [[concerned mother|Butthurt parents]] have discovered the use of this theory in their children's schools, resulting in some lulzy moments if you're willing to sift through hours of local bureaucratic crap to see them.
Those who are not on the side of social justice allege that the purpose of CRT is to generate new copies of their zombie teachers. The SJWs claim there is no such thing as CRT (just like how they deny the existence of cancel culture) and the curriculum that comes from this is [[actually]] history and not critical race theory.
 
Those who are not on the side of social justice have alleged that the purpose of CRT is to generate new copies of brainwashed copies of their zombie teachers. The SJWs claim there is no such thing as CRT and the curriculum that comes from this is [[actually]] history and not a result of CRT.


==School board meetings==
==School board meetings==
 
This is the most likely place for the CRT pushers to generate butthurt. There were over 9000 cases of parents challenging their local school boards on whether this would be an awesome idea or more crap to divide the country. Most parents want to get rid of their kids for ''some part'' of the day, but not bad enough to read the curricula. Which only again proves that women belong [[in the kitchen]] or homeschooling their children.
This is the most likely place for the CRT pushers to generate butthurt. There were over 9000 cases of parents challenging their local school boards on whether this would be an awesome idea or more crap to divide the country. Most parents want rid of their kids for ''some part'' of the day, but not bad enough to read the curricula. Which only again proves that women belong [[in the kitchen]] or homeschooling their children.


==CRT recipe==
==CRT recipe==
*[[white guilt]]
*[[White guilt]]
*[[afrocentrism]]
*[[Afrocentrism]]
*stupidity
*[[Stupid]]ity
*children
*Children
*gubmint
*Gubmint


==See also==
==See also==
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==External link(s)==
==External link(s)==
*[https://www.thecollegefix.com/when-critical-theory-infects-reactions-to-a-pandemic/ CRT meets coronavirus]
*[https://www.thecollegefix.com/when-critical-theory-infects-reactions-to-a-pandemic/ CRT meets coronavirus]


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Latest revision as of 17:21, 5 January 2023

Critical race theory or CRT is some lame excuse by Jews to teach kids that they should be ashamed of themselves for being white, American, or both. These children must be held responsible because their grandfathers murdered and raped and killed people, and they did it for the lulz. Now let's hang our heads in shame because of what our ancestors did, and examine critical race theory.

What is critical race theory?

Critical race theory is a hypothesis and curriculum designed to bring unity to Western nations through afrocentrism, white guilt, and the wisdom of youth. Butthurt parents have discovered the use of this theory in their children's schools, resulting in some lulzy moments if you're willing to sift through hours of local bureaucratic crap to see them.

Those who are not on the side of social justice allege that the purpose of CRT is to generate new copies of their zombie teachers. The SJWs claim there is no such thing as CRT (just like how they deny the existence of cancel culture) and the curriculum that comes from this is actually history and not critical race theory.

School board meetings

This is the most likely place for the CRT pushers to generate butthurt. There were over 9000 cases of parents challenging their local school boards on whether this would be an awesome idea or more crap to divide the country. Most parents want to get rid of their kids for some part of the day, but not bad enough to read the curricula. Which only again proves that women belong in the kitchen or homeschooling their children.

CRT recipe

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