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{{spoiler|freedom of speech doesnt mean anything as of 2013}}
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'''Freedom of speech''' is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary [[human rights|human right]] that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. '''<big>[[England]] with the Magna Carta</big>'''. [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the [[Britfags]] after [[4th_of_July|the War of Independence]]. [[Retards|Lesser trolls]] use it merely a means to an end in mundane [[flame wars]] to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like [[Count Dankula]] take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud [[shitposting]], pissing off [[normalfags]], [[celebrities]] and [[illuminati|the established powers that be]].


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[[At least 100 years ago]], people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "[[Fire]]!" in a crowded room and watch [[normies]] stampede to the exit. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued, and freedom of speech was born.
 
Countries like [[China]] or [[Best Korea]] do not recognize freedom of speech as a ''right'', let alone a '''basic human right'''. So may our right to shitpost loudly '''never''' be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.


[[at least 100|At least 100 years ago]] people did not have free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they found out how much fun it was to yell '[[Fire]]!' in a crowded room and watch everyone stampede over each other to get out. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued and Freedom of Speech was born. '''[[Bullshit|Freedom of Speech]]''' means you can say whatever you want whenever you want to whomever you want. It is invoked in flame wars to act like a retard under the guise of protecting "basic civil liberties."
==The First Amendment, for Retards==
[[Image:OHSHI_copy.jpg|right|thumb|Assembly, it's your Right!]]
[[image:Flagincharredcorpse.jpg|right|thumb|God Bless America]]
[[OTI|On the internet]], the First Amendment is 101% likely to be invoked completely fucking wrongly by a [[brainlet]] who hasn't taken the time to actually read the motherfucker. So we're going to do the due diligence of actually informing you of what it means in words you can understand. By the way, you're welcome.


==The First Amendment==
===The Right to Speak Your Damn Mind===
Well over [[100 years ago]], the [[Americunt]] forefathers took a break from the slaughter of [[Injuns]] and beating their [[slave]] to decide that all land-owning white men had certain inalienable rights. These rights were established as the Bill of Rights and was the beginning of the [[Fanfiction|U.S. constitution]]. The first which gives us the freedom to say whatever the hell we want no matter how stupid or offensive it may be. So you can go fuck yourself you [[cunt|pussy]] [[Homosexual|faggot]]!
Once upon a time, our [[Americunt]] forefathers took a break from slaughtering [[injuns]] and making their [[slaves]] pick cotton to declare that all land-owning [[the_man|white men]] who were allowed to vote had certain unalienable rights. The Bill of Rights, the foundation of the United States constitution, established these rights. The very first one offered them the freedom to say whatever the hell they wanted to say, no matter how [[stupid]] or [[offensive]] it was, and [[Illuminati|THE GOVERNMENT]] would have no power to intervene. Non-government organizations, on the other hand, still had the power to force people to GTFO. Just [[RTFM|read the fucking thing]]:


{{squote|Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.|The First Amendment}}
{{squote|Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.|The First Amendment}}


[[Image:OHSHI_copy.jpg|right|thumb|Assembly - It's your Right!]]
The First Amendment protects us all from evil by guaranteeing our right to:
The First Amendment protects us all from evil by guaranteeing our right to:
#Anything on [[Pedopals|4chan]]
*Anything on [[4chan]]
#[[Chanology|Freedom of Assembly]]
*[[Chanology|Freedom of Assembly]]
#Create & share amusing racial [[Racism|epithets!]]
*[[Nigra|Create & share amusing racial epithets!]]
#[[Power_word|Freedom of the Press]]
*[[Powerword|Freedom of the Press]]
#Freedom of Religion
*Freedom of Religion
#Petition the [[Mods|Government]] for redress of our [[Waaaambulance|grievances]]
*Petition the [[Mods|Government]] for redress of our [[Waaaambulance|grievances]]
#Political dissent & [[Mod Sass]]
*[[he_does_it_for_free|Political dissent]] and [[mod sass]]
In addition, the First Amendment also prohibits a [[Christianity|particular religion]] from being forced upon us by the [[Government|State]], which is a bit different from how [[Americans]] view it.


===Freedom of the Press===
In addition, the First Amendment also prohibited a [[Christianity|particular religion]] from being forced upon us by the [[Government|State]], which is a bit different from how [[Americans]] view it today, but whatever. The long and short of it is that being allowed to speak your mind is a good thing, because it allows healthy dialogue between two individuals, and even between individuals and the state. This allows awareness of certain topics or problems in any community to spread, and be talked about openly, and for those in charge to address it properly. At least that's the idea ''in theory...''
The "freedom of the press" (also granted by the First Amendment) originally referred to the right to ''publish'' their political views and opinions. These days, we use the internet for this, rather than printed pamphlets. No matter what damn fool ideas you have: whether you're a 9/11 conspiracy nut, member of the KKK, or Zionist, you have a basic right to get the word out there.


==In the United States==
The First Amendment's also gave "freedom of the press", originally referring to the right to "publish" one's political thoughts and beliefs. Printed pamphlets, posters, flyers, newspaper columns and even letters sent to those newsletters were able to be published with whatever insane bullshit people wanted on them. Whether you're a [[9/11]] [[Alex Jones|conspiracy theorist]], a [[KKK]] member, [[Communist]], Holocaust denier, [[alex Jones|Sandy Hook denier]], or a [[Zionist]] Jew, you had the ''basic human right''' to spread the word. These days we have the internet for this purpose, and we have outlets like [[imageboards]], [[forums]], even [[YouTube|Jewtube]] comments (which of course the [[Youtube Comments|commenters]] are world renowned for their [[stupid|intelligent]] and [[bullshit|high quality]] opinions).
<video type="youtube" id="OGAzfZR6gUg" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="The following video will enrage military, former military, military families, and anyone with a friend that has ever wore a military uniform. How's ''them'' apples Rightards!?"/>
[[image:Flagincharredcorpse.jpg|180px|right]]


===Large-scale===
===Limitations to Free Speech===
The [[Americunt]] government still manages to weasel its way around the First Amendment to control the flow of information from the media. Is this a [[conspiracy theory]]? Reptilian overlords? The Illumanti? No, it is something far more simple and insidious, Press passes. A press pass is a document that has shown an individual is clear to enter an area that they normally wouldn't be allowed to. It gives reporters the ability to attend meetings in the White House with the Press Secretary and other press events. So while mainstream media is on-board with the government by being major corporate interests who help fund those individuals get into office, individual reporters are kept in check with press passes. If a reporter asks the Press Secretary or a politician a tough question that puts them on the spot or is "out of bounds", they will have their pass for those events revoked. Usually this will be the start of the end of that reporters career since all major media outlets are owned by a handful of conglomerate corporations. How could a system like this possibly go wrong?
[[File:I love furries.jpg|thumb|right|[[Fursecution|Pictured: An example of speech not covered by the First Amendment.]]]]
<big>'''''HOWEVER...'''''</big> it should be noted that Freedom of speech and expression isn't a UNO Reverse card. While you are TECHNICALLY free to say whatever you want without consequence from the state, there are common limitations or boundaries to freedom of speech recognized by a court of lol that DO open you up to a number of consequences, while not specifically violating this right. Common limitations can constitute any of the following:
*[[Libel]] or [[slander]]
*[[offended|"Obscenity"]] - aka "I know it when I see it" laws
*[[CP|Illegal Pornography]]
*[[communism|Sedition or treason]]
*[[DO IT FAGGOT|Incitement]]
*[[Gorilla warfare|Actual intention type Fighting words]]
*[[Dox|Classified information]] such as SSNs, Credit Card info, etc. Publicly available info such as addresses is not confidential as it can be pulled up by any random nerd or normie via background check sites, or even from searching The Google.
*[[Copyright]] Infringement, LOL!
*[[Cum Collector|Trade secrets]]
*[[BeCandid|Non-disclosure agreements]]
*[[PGP|Privacy]]
*[[Dignity]]
*[[Goatse Security|Public Security]]
*[[Liar|Perjury]]


Take for example The War in [[Iraq]]. Everyone howls for the blood of the [[Republicans|Neo-Conservatives]] and [[W]] because of entering a war under false pretenses. Bull-fucking-shit! The Republican party may be evil enough to do so, but the entire party couldn't form a single braincell if their life depended on it. The [[media]] is the true culprit. And by being hosed with simple things like press passes, it makes reporters fearful of their careers and futures thus preventing them from asking hard questions to our Overlords. Questions like, "Can we see the evidence before millions of people suffer and die that justifies going to war?" Wars do sometime need to be fought, but the flow of information pertaining to them needs to be freely available. Not controlled by the people that said information is critical of. [[lol|Yet we live in a free country.]]
Is this simple enough for you [[noobs]] to understand? Good, carry on!


===Individuals===
===On the Internets===
Because free speech is distributed equally in the U.S., whenever anyone is [[butthurt]] by someone else, they will not stop talking about it. Freedom of Speech is protected by the Bill of Rights, but is ignored like the rest of it. For example, the first right is:
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Anywhere there are stupid [[attention whores]] who have no idea what they are talking about, there will surely be an appeal to the First Amendment for protection. Unlike real life, every single website on the internet has an owner who wields total power over everything passing through said site, therefore making the Internet a collection of despotic nation-states, each ruled by its own [[Admin|tyrant]] '''(READ: PRIVATE COMPANIES CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT)'''. Although most webhosts would argue that it's a good idea to practice free speech out of principle, and that the actual legal wording of the most recent revision of the USC should be used as a template. However, those webhosts don't own [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[Reddit]] or [[4chan]], which are platforms notorious for spurious bouts of [[censored|censorship]].


{{quote|[[Anarchy|Congress shall make no law.]]|Buddha}}
If you're getting ready to cite the First Amendment to protest your "brutal oppression" by that faggot moderator at whatever website he [[banned]] you from, or because a thirteen-year-old banned you from his [[Call of Duty]] lobby, ask yourself the following important questions first:
#Is my oppressor a United States law-making body?
#Is my oppressor trying to form a law?
#Is my oppressor a United States law-making body trying to form a law?
#Is my understanding of the First Amendment solid?
If the answer to any of these questions is [[no]], then you should probably [[shut the fuck up]] and follow the rules you agreed to when you joined. Nowhere in the Bill of Rights or [[United States]] Constitution does it allow you to post [[SNCA|your retarded bullshit nobody wants to hear]].


and yet [[Faggots|they]] make laws every day.
Get it? Good.


==On the internet==
==Arguments Against Freedom of Speech==
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===Common Arguments===
[[OTI|On the internet]], the First Amendment is 101% likely to be invoked completely fucking wrongly by someone that hasn't taken the time to actually read the motherfucker. Anywhere that there is stupid fucking attention whores that have no idea what they are talking about, there will undoubtedly be a call to the First Amendment for protection.
[[Count Dankula]] made a pretty good video on the top ten most overused arguments against freedom of speech. Our article will focus on some more niche ones, but this is definitely worth a watch:<br>
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===Flag Burning===
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<center>'''[[HURR|HURR DURR]] THIS WILL OFFEND LE AMERICUNTZ LOL!!!1'''</center>
[[File:Bsburningflag.jpg|thumb|right|Oh look at these rebels "disrespecting" our precious flag... LOL J/K]]
Flag burning is totally allowed under Freedom of Speech, it's called "Symbolic Speech". Do you wanna know who burns the most flags? It's the [[NAMBLA|Boy Scouts]] of America groups [[some argue|supposedly]]. The BSA publication "Our Flag" states, "When the national flag is worn beyond repair,
burn it thoroughly and completely on a modest, but blazing fire". So you end up looking like a total [[brainlet]] to any true 'MURRICAN patriot who isn't [[redneck|completely braindead]].
 
Burning the flag of any major Western country nowadays is considered "Safe Speech" by the mostly-cucked administrative powers that be, but sadly [[nobody cares]] about "Safe Speech". Besides, [[Antifa]] burn them [[He_does_it_for_free|for free]] when they aren't already busy burning dumpsters. If you really want to piss off [[Normalfags]] with flag burning, burn an [[LGBT]] flag or the National Flag of [[Israel]]. Better yet, buy a shitload of copies of the [[Quran]] and burn that instead, then watch the [[lulz]] ensue as you claim [[Interior Semiotics|it's a protected, symbolic, artistic form of expression.]] Remember, the name of the game is to '''GET LULZ OR DIE TRYING!''' In the [[current year]], that means pissing off the people who want to ''RESTRICT'' the extent of your speech. <sub>(see below)</sub>
 
=== That one fucking retarded XKCD comic about free speech ===
[[File:Free speech.png|400px|thumb|right|If you ever, EVER, post this ''FUCKING'' image in an argument with someone about free speech, you instantly lose.]]
Why is it so retarded? Where to begin? Firstly, this [[Xkcd|XKCD]] comic keeps getting dragged up like a [[forced meme]] in literally any argument about 'freezed peach' wherever someone has an unpopular opinion or gets [[b&]]. The argument being made is robust enough: "An individual might invoke the First Amendment of the US Constitution, which guarantees, among other things, free speech to any entity or person subject to the legal jurisdiction of the US. It expressly specifies that "Congress shall make no law [...] abridging the freedom of speech or of the press.". As the persons preventing your speech from being heard are not under the banner of congress and are instead private individuals, they can do what they want and they don't have to offer you a platform."
 
Well there you go, it's a private company doing what it wants so they're allowed to do it... right?
 
Practicing [[censored|censorship]] isn't illegal for companies hosting public platforms like [[Twitter]], the problem comes when their rules are being enforced arbitrarily. When rules from big tech platforms that would otherwise get someone from '''Group A''' banned, where someone from '''Group B''' enjoys freedom from that same rule-break, then that platform is acting as a publisher editorializing opinions that it approves en masse, as opposed to existing as a platform protected by the first amendment. With Twitter as the case in point, they have allowed [[ISIS]] terrorists and [[antifa]] members to own accounts and radicalize others on the platform, while handing out bans at random to literal nobodies who weren't that big a deal to begin with. You'd think that Silicon Valley tech companies would work tirelessly to combat the spread of [[AIDS]] on their websites, but not only do they not care, they actively collude with each other to carry it on. And when someone decides to make the next big [[Gab.ai|killer app]] that actively rivals their userbases, they pull their strings to shut it down.
 
The problem isn't the fact that someone is restricting your speech, it's that every ''platform'' is so oppressively restricted by design. Because if another platform isn't, ''it becomes a problem for the ones that are.''
 
We at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] LOVE the idea of freedom of posting whatever the hell we want, even if the consequences eventually lead us to being hosted in out-of-range IRL places through bulletproof hosting (look up the term) category web-hosts. But the fact that we say words like [[nigger]] or [[kike]], or have extremely biased but satirically-focused "opinions" on [[Klaus Schwab|current]] [[Monkeypox|events]] or joke about [[furries|human]] [[Columbine|tragedy]] means our voice is under constant threat of being silenced. Some of the topics that do crop up [[Dragoneer|are about people who]] [[Maddox|rightly deserve to be trolled]] [[Hbomberguy|because they're a never-ending source of amusement,]] and we love shit that's funny, who doesn't? But these are topics that would be considered taboo on Silicon Valley's exponentially growing list of things you can't even mention in passing, because it ''might'' [[offended|offend]] someone. ''That's why everyone hates this comic, because it's basically giving validation for big tech to censor certain opinions as part of some nigger loving special pleading''


Like all other freedoms, free speech ceases to exist once you are on the internet. Unlike real life, every single website on the internet has an owner who wields total power over everything passing through said site. The internet could thus be considered a collection of despotic nation-states, each ruled by its own tyrant. Knowing this, it is clear that freedoms as we know them do not exist on the internet, and yet most people believe just the opposite.
<font size="5">'''Do you want a shortcut anon? Just use ED:XKCD-FS'''</font>


If you are getting ready to invoke the First Amendment to stand up to your brutal oppression by that faggot moderator at whatever website he banned you from, or from a thirteen-year-old kid who won't shut the fuck up and keeps blabbering some stupid bullshit that no one cares about, ask yourself:
{{rainbowsmall|POO POO PEE PEE PRIVATE COMPANIES DO WHATEVER THEY WANT}}
#Is my oppressor the United States lawmaking body?
{{rainbowsmall|XDXD MY NAME IS RANDALL MUNROE I LOVE TO ZUCK TEH COCK!!}}
#Is my oppressor trying to form a law?
#Is my oppressor a United States lawmaking body trying to form a law?
#Is my understanding of the First Amendment solid?
If the answer to any of these questions is [[no]], then you should probably shut the fuck up and follow the rules you agreed to when you joined. Nowhere in the Bill of Rights or [[United States]] Constitution are your e-feelings protected. In fact, the idea that they would be is utterly laughable when you consider the [[Americunt]] way of life (Only in America would [[pussy|someone]] sue a fast-food chain for being fat).


==Who hates it?==
==Political Groups And Freedom of Speech==
[[Image:SpeechZone2.jpg|right|thumb|Freedom: Republican Style]]
[[Image:SpeechZone2.jpg|right|thumb|Freedom: Republican Style]]
[[Image:Speech.gif|thumb|right|A popular place for free speech is [[Mind control|inside the head of someone else]].]]
 
[[Image:Criticism_of_jews.jpg|right|thumb|As American as Apple Pie]]
===Cuckservatives===
[[image:Thatsracist.gif|180px|right]]
{{Main|Conservatives}}
===Conservatives===
Traditionally, [[Free_Republic|the majority of conservatives]] considered themselves to be the sole arbiters of the Constitution, believing our founding document to be divinely inspired and intended to be taken and read literally. They also unilaterally oppose any form of extrapolation from, or alternate application of, the principles set forth therein and consider these efforts to be little more than an illegal, extra-constitutional excess. Essentially, their arguments revolved around special pleading in order to justify censoring opinions which favorably portrayed anyone unfortunate enough to exist above crude oil. Also, with the absolute turd that was the ''[[Patriot act]]'' having passed through congress like a massive kidney stone, it allowed law enforcement to perform downright Orwellian-style surveillance. This included the ability to tap domestic and international phones, indefinite detainment of immigrants without trial, and granting police the right to enter properties and take records without a warrant and without the consent or knowledge of the individual in question.
Generally speaking, [[Free_Republic|Conservatives]] consider themselves to be the sole arbiters of the Constitution. They consider our founding document to be divinely inspired and intended to be taken and read literally. They also unilaterally oppose any form of extrapolation from, or alternate application of, the principles set forth therein and consider these efforts to be little more than an illegal, extra-constitutional excess. Conservatives say the First Amendment does not apply when:
 
*You are speaking out against a [[W|Republican President]].
Lately the conservative party have realised that, among other things, giving your rival party the power to censor anything not appropriate for the narrative you want to push is a retarded idea, and thanks to figureheads like [[Trump]] leading the charge against the brigaded masses, the conservative party is well on its road to recovery. Be wary though, because there are still big blubbering asshole never-trumpers like [[Glenn Beck]] deeply rooted in the party, who just don't see the bigger picture.
*Expressing displeasure with a [[Iraq|US war]] in general, or the conduct of the United States [[Military|Military]] in particular.
 
*Offering an opinion which favorably portrays [[Arabs|Arabs]], [[Palestinians|Palestinians]] or nearly anyone who is unfortunate enough to exist above [[Americunts|our]] oil.
[[Tory|British conservatives]] on the other hand have no such qualms over squashing dissenting masses from complaining about silly things like the growing number of [[rapefugees]] in the norf of Engerlund, largely due to their weak mealy-mouthed leadership. If anything, their soft-balling of this topic only serves to fan the flames of unrest as the britfag police continue to arrest its ACTUALLY CONSERVATIVE citizenship over their shitposting of [[BLM]] or [[LGBT]] degeneracy. The police will even investigate tweets and record it as a "non-crime hate incident", which is essentially newspeak for "we're butthurt about this".
In fact Conservatives were recently able to codify many of these objections into law! (See the ''[[Patriot act]]'').


===Liberals===
===Liberals===
[[Liberals|Liberals]] don't have as much of a problem with mangling any part of our founding document, provided said mangling adds value to their [[Rational_response_squad|hollow, atheistic, inconsistent existence]]. While they do seem to have a passing fancy for the First Amendment in particular, they will quickly chuck it under the bus if:
{{Main|Liberals}}
*Said speech is "ZOMG! [[H8|Hateful!]]" or "[[Offended|Offensive]]" towards anyone except for Conservatives or Christians.
These nutty fuckers love distorting every aspect of the Bill of Rights, anything that threatens the value of their hollow, atheistic, contradictory pandering in order to get a cushy tax-paid salary for doing nothing all day is a threat to them. They love to preach how much they care for the little people of society, but they know that the second they cut any slack for a dissenting opinion they will lose their oh so delicate narrative. Since they control the currently dominant monoculture of hating whitey, the list of subjects they will consider taboo grows exponentially due to the narrowing of their overton window, and the widening of their anuses thanks to [[Tyrone]]. They will quickly throw free speech under under the bus if:
*The speech suggests [[Beaners|certain US laws be enforced]], or imply that [[Niggers|certain minority groups]] are anything less than wholesome and pure.
*The speech is "ZOMG! [[H8|Hateful!]]" or "[[Offended|Offensive]]" towards anyone except for Conservatives or Christians.
*The speech suggests that [[Immigration|certain US laws be enforced]], or imply that [[Niggers|certain]] [[Beaners|minority]] [[LGBT|groups]] are anything less than wholesome and pure.
*The speech in question is critical of [[Menstrual_painting|valuable artistic expression]].
*The speech in question is critical of [[Menstrual_painting|valuable artistic expression]].
*The speech criticizes their lacklustre performance, [[Trump|and promotes how an opponent did everything they're trying to do better]]
*The speech is drawing grassroots attention from [[normies]] who would otherwise be bluepilled as fuck
*The speech is telling people [[Its_okay_to_be_white|it's okay to lack skin pigmentation]]
*The speech is asserting dominance over an elected official
*The speech is pro-[[gun]]
*The speech is anti-[[abortion]]
*<span style="color:red">The speech is </span>[[red|<span style="color:red">red</span>]]
*<span style="font-family:Lucida Handwriting">The speech is in cursive</span>
*<font size="4">'''THE SPEECH IS SHITPOSTING LOUDLY'''</font>


===Scientology===
You get the idea, the modern neo-lib is the incarnation of no fun allowed, so troll them until the fucking cows come home.
The [[Church of $cientology]] already brainwashes and destroys people while sheltering itself under the First Amendment. [[LRH]] proposed early on to infiltrate sections of government under [[Operation Snow White]], and they did with quite some success.
 
===Social Justice Warriors===
{{Main|Social Justice}}
[[File:Trigglypuff-classic.gif|200px|thumb|Typical SJW argument against free speech]]
As a subset of liberals (to an even more ridiculous extreme), they want to demonstrate at all costs how [[cumdumpsters|wahmen]], [[faggots|LGBTQ communities]], and [[niggers|PoC]] are [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|still suffering]] from a system that they believe only benefits [[the man|white heterosexual men]], and the only way to achieve [[equality]] is by enforcing a set of illogical rules whose sole goal is to have all of the privileges and rights that modern society provides without performing any of its duties. In short: [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|silence]] anyone who has seen through their immature tactics and [[verbose|preposterous demands]] by [[Hugbox|shielding]] themselves against valid criticisms, portraying themselves as [[victim_complex|victims]] of [[asking for it|unwanted bullying]] [[hypocrite|while doing the same thing themselves]]. They will classify any dissenting comments as death threats, racist, sexist, transphobic statements, or rape attempts. They will also demand the inalienable right to say [https://archive.is/WMXM6 whatever the fuck they want] (no matter how absurd, idiotic, or foolish it may seem), but they will refuse to recognize the same right to anyone who dares to criticize them. They will also conveniently ignore those same rights to any person who dares to [https://archive.is/cJB1R criticize them]


===Socialists===
===Socialists===
[[Socialists]] believe "free speech in the sense used in bourgeois capitalist 'democracies' means the right to undermine social justice and erode the social solidarity of the working class." But they're socialists, so what the fuck do they know about free speech?
[[Image:Speech.gif|200px|thumb|right|A popular place for free speech is [[Mind control|inside the head of someone else]].]]
[[Socialists]], much like Democrats, believe free speech gets in the way of their utopian drivel. They argue that free speech in the sense used in bourgeois capitalist 'democracies' means the right to undermine social justice and erode the social solidarity of the working class. But they're socialists, so what the fuck do they know about free speech? In fact, all you have to do disprove a socialist is point them to a country that actually enacts socialism. Prepare for more [[butthurt]] as they claim that it's not true socialism, and that their platonic daydreaming nonsense is the REAL way it should be done, only for them to ape the mistakes from your example.
 
See above for all the shit they don't like because they're literally just liberals in denial, cucking out for that party whenever election season comes around. Don't forget to drink those [[Bernie_Sanders|berniebro]] tears the next time you bring him up, because the stupid [[boomer]] is too [[old]] to run again lol.
 
===Fake News===
[[File:Nospeech.png|thumb|I sincerely hope you have your motherfucking press pass anon]]
{{Main|Fake News}}
The [[Americunt]] government continues to to weasel it's way around the First Amendment in order to regulate the flow of information from the media, even colluding with [[Fake News|biased media outlets]] themselves for [[profit]]. Is this some sort of [[conspiracy theory]]? [[Reptilians]]? The [[Illuminati]]? No, it's something far simpler: press passes. A press pass is a document that shows an individual is permitted to enter an area that they would not otherwise be allowed to visit, checked on by defacto government-funded hall monitors. It allows reporters to attend Press Secretary briefings and other press activities at the White House. So, while the mainstream media supports the government by being significant corporate interests that help fund those politicians' campaigns for office, individual reporters are kept in check via press passes. If a reporter asks the Press Secretary or a [[politician]] a tough question that puts them on the spot or is "out of bounds", [[b&|they will have their pass for those events revoked]]. Usually this will be the beginning of the end of that reporters career since all major media outlets are owned by a handful of conglomerate corporations, and they will likely become [[an hero]] like [[Epstein]].


===Social Justice Warriors===
Take for example the war in [[Iraq]]. Everyone howls for the blood of the [[Republicans|Neo-Cons]] and [[W]] for entering a war under false pretenses. [[Bullshit|Bull-fucking-shit!]] The Republican Party may be nasty enough to do it, but they couldn't generate a single braincell if their lives depended on it. The true culprit is the [[cuck|cucked]] [[media]], and being hosed with things like press passes makes reporters frightened of their careers and futures, preventing them from confronting our overlords with difficult questions. Questions like "Can we see the [[facts]] that justifies going to war before millions of people suffer and die?"
A subset of the Liberals, they want at any cost to show how [[cumdumpsters|women]], [[faggots|LGBTQ communities]] and [[niggers|PoC]] are [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|still suffering]] from a system that handicapped them as they think it solely serves to benefit [[the man|white heterosexual men]], and the only way to <strike>get even</strike> attain [[equality]] is by enforcing a set of illogical rules which only goal is to have the all the privileges and rights modern society offers without doing any of its duties.


They want to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|silence]] anyone who has seen through their immature tactics and [[verbose|preposterous demands]] by creating a [[Hugbox|shield]] against any valid criticism they could get.  
Or what about the run-up to the [[2016 Presidential Election]], where every major media outlet was so heavily biased against [[Trump]] that they a) focused so hard on the few retarded things he said years ago like [[pussy]] jokes, or Chinese whispers of what he said about [[Mexicans]]. And b) they refused to report on the reality on his chances of winning, and won by a fucking landslide. The same thing fucking happened in [[britain]] the same year with [[Brexit]], the [[BBC]] lied, the [[normies]] died, the anon [[lulz|lulz'd]].


Thus, [[SJW]] will try to pose as [[victim complex|victims]] of [[asking for it|unwanted]] bullying and, at the same time, [[baw|labeling]] any dissenting comments as death threats, racist, misogynistic, transphobic statements or rape attempts. Also they will demand the inalienable right to say whatever the [https://archive.today/WMXM6 fuck they want] (no matter how impossible, ludicrous or stupid it can sounds) but they [[hypocrite|will not recognize]] the same right to any person who dares to [https://archive.today/cJB1R criticize them].
And this is why people think [[Infowars]] makes more sense.


===Jews===
===Jews===
Unique to the Jew is an uncanny ability to combine the Arab xenophobia of the Conservative's, with the Liberal's sensitivity towards offending other types of minorities, easily making Jews the ultimate First Amendment hypocrites.
[[Image:Criticism_of_jews.jpg|right|thumb|As American as Apple Pie]]
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Unique to the [[Jew]] is an uncanny ability to combine [[Arab]] xenophobia of the Conservatives with the Liberal's sensitivity towards offending other types of minorities, easily making Jews the ultimate First Amendment hypocrites. Should any goyim have the gall to post a joke at their fragile expense, they will immediately cry [[Anti-Semitism]] and try to ruin your life.
 
===Muslims===
{{Main|Islam}}
[[Muslims]] also take a very narrow view of the freedom the First Amendment guarantees. While generally supportive of their own right to assemble, speak freely and the freedom to choose [[Islam]] as their religion, Muslims can become violent (and even spontaneously combust) when other groups attempt to assert the same rights for themselves.
 
Little know that because of Muslims and their religion [[Islam]] being an subject to ridicule for being "easily offended", as well Blasphemy Day, [[Burn a Koran Day]], [[Muhammad cartoons]], [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]], and other lulzy [[Islamophobia|Anti-Islamic]] antics and the Islamophobes kept bragging about those as "freedom of speech", in response Muslims can actually utilizes their free speech too in [[extreme]] way to mock [[9/11]], [[America]], any Islamophobic individuals, [[Right-wing|Right-wingers]], the [[Jews]], [[Christians]], [[Liberals]], [[LGBT]], [[Atheists]], Secularism, [[Europeans]], and the whole Western society and what they're standing for, for their potential greater lulz that makes the same Islamophobes who brags about free speech go cope and seethe.
 
===Chinks===
[[File:socialcreditbad.jpg|thumb|right|I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK READING ABOUT IMPERIARIST MYTHOROGY OF FREE SPEECH WON'T AFFECT YOUR SOCIAL CREDDITU!]]
{{main|China}}
ME NO RIKEY! NO RIKEY YOUR BAD THOUGHTS! YOU RIKE DEAR READER, YOU RIKE YOUR HOUSE, YOU RIKE YOUR FAMIRY, YOU RIKE SWEATSHOP, YOU RIKE YOUR GOVERMENT OR YOU SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. DO NOT MENTION HONG KONG, DO NOT MENTION TAIWAN, DO NOT MENTION TIBET, DO NOT MENTION CENTURY OF MISFORTUNE, AND ESPECIARY DO NOT MENTION TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE! DO YOU SERIOUSRY THINK YOUR FUNNY? DO YOU WANT TO END UP RIKE THE MUSRIMS THAT WE'RE GASSING IN CONCENTRATION CAMP? NO? WELL YOU BETTER START BEHAVING.
 
JUST FOR READING PAGE YOU HAVE SOCIAL CREDIT ADJUSTEDDU! ENJOY NOT GETTING HIGH SPEED TRAINU FOR A MONTH! YOU BERRER NOT STEP OUT OF RINE AGAIN, OTHERWISE DING DONG BANNU! DING DONG BANNU TO DEATH!
 
===Scientology===
{{Main|Project Chanology}}
The [[Church of $cientology]], under the leadership of [[LRH]] proposed very early on to infiltrate sections of government under [[Operation Snow White]], and they did with quite some success. However [[Anonymous]] used their free speech with [[Project Chanology]] to prove to the world they're nothing more than a sleazy, money hoarding cult brainwashing and destroying millions of lives around the world while cashing in on free money. The SCIENTLOLOGISTS didn't like this however, and decided to try and shut these raids down by claiming that these brave anons were their [[daddy|SPs]], and the IRL trolling of their "church" was hate speech.
 
===Niggas===
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For niggas, the First Amendment exists solely to prevent anyone except niggas from using the term "Nigger", or to prevent anyone other than niggas to poke fun at them for being niggas. While this may appear hypocritical at first, keep in mind that niggas are little more than a lightly evolved [[Michelle_Obama|ape-species]] that is largely illiterate. As a result, their faulty grasp of the Constitution can be traced to the peculiarities of their biology.


===Niggers===
There are some niggas like [[Dave Chappelle]] who have turned this around, and based their entire career on saying nigger over and over again as part of their comedy, at the expense of the censors on either [[Comedy Central]] or HBO. However, he did get in trouble for saying [[faggot]], because while he is allowed to say nigger, because he was told that word should only be used by other faggots. What we see here then is a never-ending [[circlejerk]] of [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|"oppressed minority groups"]] gating others (especially whitey) from using a bunch of words like they have exclusivity over them.
For [[niggers]], the First Amendment exists solely to prevent anyone except niggers from using the word "Nigger". While this may seem hypocritical at first one must always bear in mind that Niggers are little more than a lightly evolved [[Michelle_Obama|ape-species]] and mostly illiterate. As such, their imperfect understanding of the Constitution can be attributed to the uniqueness of their biology.


===Arabs===
===Autists===
Much like the Niggers, [[Arabs]] also take a very narrow view of the freedom the First Amendment guarantees. While generally supportive of their own right to assemble, speak freely and the freedom to choose [[Pedophilia|Islam]] as their religion, Arabs can become violent (and even spontaneously combust!) when other groups attempt to assert the same rights for themselves.
Much like the niggas, Arabs and the Jews, autists hate it when people use their disability as an insult or a joke, they end up going to extreme cases as bitching and moaning on the internet by saying that autism isn't an insult or a joke, not knowing that their words aren't being heard. Considering that we just hear screeching instead. Truth be told, most autists don't actually have freedom of speech. Because they can't fucking talk.


==FAQs==
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I hope that [[Fuck_off|helps]], dear...


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Image:Cup_of_stfu.JPG|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
Image:Cup_of_stfu.JPG|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
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[[Image:19th_hole.gif|right|thumb|right|This is what homosexuals do on their spare time]]
[[Image:Mime.jpg|thumb|right|Mimes have never had free speech because they are communists.]]
[[Image:Mime.jpg|thumb|right|Mimes have never had free speech because they are communists.]]
*The [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and [[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo|ED Forums]], '''Last bastions of Freedom of Speech [[EVAR]]'''
*The [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and [[EDF6|ED Forums]], '''Last bastions of Freedom of Speech [[EVAR]]'''
*[[It's Okay To Be White]] - an A* example of trolling mediacucks with FOS lulz
*[[1 for all]]
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*[[ACLU]]
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*[[Media]]
*[[Media]]
*[[Freedom]]
*[[Freedom]]
Groups that abuse Freedom of Speech
===Groups that <s>abuse</s> uses Freedom of Speech===
*[[Feminists]]
*Right-Wingers in general
*[[Homosexuals]] (especially [[furfags]])
*[[America]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Taliban]] (since 2021)
*[[Theists]]
*True [[Feminists]]
Groups with no Freedom of Speech
*[[Islamophobia|Islamophobes]]
*[[White People]]
*[[Muslims]] (potential in revenge for [[Islamophobia|Anti-Islamic]] antics)
*Fundamentalists
*[[Atheists]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Alt-Right]]
*[[Capitalists]]
*[[CIA]]
*[[Libertarians]]
===Groups with no Freedom of Speech===
*[[AnonTalk]]
*[[AnonTalk]]
*[[Australians]]
*[[Australians]]
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*[[Chinese]]
*[[Chinese]]
*[[Dead]] people
*[[Dead]] people
*[[Muslims]]
<s>*[[Muslims]]</s>
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Tumblr]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4zVwxCCtc A Documentary on Media Manipulation] - An hour long documentary on media manipulation without normal conspiracy theory bullshit like the [[NWO]] and [[Alex Jones]]. Very plain and easy to see in simple terms for the [[you|average idiot]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4zVwxCCtc A Documentary on Media Manipulation] - An hour long documentary on media manipulation without normal conspiracy theory bullshit like the [[NWO]] and [[Alex Jones]]. Very plain and easy to see in simple terms for the [[you|average idiot]].
*[http://www.igotbanned.net/board/index.php?action=forum Welcome to the Depths of Stupidity] A forum for people that got banned from other forums.
 
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Latest revision as of 10:15, 10 April 2023

Freedom of speech is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary human right that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. England with the Magna Carta. Amerimutts did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the Britfags after the War of Independence. Lesser trolls use it merely a means to an end in mundane flame wars to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like Count Dankula take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud shitposting, pissing off normalfags, celebrities and the established powers that be.

At least 100 years ago, people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "Fire!" in a crowded room and watch normies stampede to the exit. Death and lulz ensued, and freedom of speech was born.

Countries like China or Best Korea do not recognize freedom of speech as a right, let alone a basic human right. So may our right to shitpost loudly never be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.

The First Amendment, for Retards

Assembly, it's your Right!
God Bless America

On the internet, the First Amendment is 101% likely to be invoked completely fucking wrongly by a brainlet who hasn't taken the time to actually read the motherfucker. So we're going to do the due diligence of actually informing you of what it means in words you can understand. By the way, you're welcome.

The Right to Speak Your Damn Mind

Once upon a time, our Americunt forefathers took a break from slaughtering injuns and making their slaves pick cotton to declare that all land-owning white men who were allowed to vote had certain unalienable rights. The Bill of Rights, the foundation of the United States constitution, established these rights. The very first one offered them the freedom to say whatever the hell they wanted to say, no matter how stupid or offensive it was, and THE GOVERNMENT would have no power to intervene. Non-government organizations, on the other hand, still had the power to force people to GTFO. Just read the fucking thing:

 
 
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
 

 

—The First Amendment

The First Amendment protects us all from evil by guaranteeing our right to:

In addition, the First Amendment also prohibited a particular religion from being forced upon us by the State, which is a bit different from how Americans view it today, but whatever. The long and short of it is that being allowed to speak your mind is a good thing, because it allows healthy dialogue between two individuals, and even between individuals and the state. This allows awareness of certain topics or problems in any community to spread, and be talked about openly, and for those in charge to address it properly. At least that's the idea in theory...

The First Amendment's also gave "freedom of the press", originally referring to the right to "publish" one's political thoughts and beliefs. Printed pamphlets, posters, flyers, newspaper columns and even letters sent to those newsletters were able to be published with whatever insane bullshit people wanted on them. Whether you're a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, a KKK member, Communist, Holocaust denier, Sandy Hook denier, or a Zionist Jew, you had the basic human right' to spread the word. These days we have the internet for this purpose, and we have outlets like imageboards, forums, even Jewtube comments (which of course the commenters are world renowned for their intelligent and high quality opinions).

Limitations to Free Speech

Pictured: An example of speech not covered by the First Amendment.

HOWEVER... it should be noted that Freedom of speech and expression isn't a UNO Reverse card. While you are TECHNICALLY free to say whatever you want without consequence from the state, there are common limitations or boundaries to freedom of speech recognized by a court of lol that DO open you up to a number of consequences, while not specifically violating this right. Common limitations can constitute any of the following:

Is this simple enough for you noobs to understand? Good, carry on!

On the Internets

Anywhere there are stupid attention whores who have no idea what they are talking about, there will surely be an appeal to the First Amendment for protection. Unlike real life, every single website on the internet has an owner who wields total power over everything passing through said site, therefore making the Internet a collection of despotic nation-states, each ruled by its own tyrant (READ: PRIVATE COMPANIES CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT). Although most webhosts would argue that it's a good idea to practice free speech out of principle, and that the actual legal wording of the most recent revision of the USC should be used as a template. However, those webhosts don't own Facebook, Twitter, Reddit or 4chan, which are platforms notorious for spurious bouts of censorship.

If you're getting ready to cite the First Amendment to protest your "brutal oppression" by that faggot moderator at whatever website he banned you from, or because a thirteen-year-old banned you from his Call of Duty lobby, ask yourself the following important questions first:

  1. Is my oppressor a United States law-making body?
  2. Is my oppressor trying to form a law?
  3. Is my oppressor a United States law-making body trying to form a law?
  4. Is my understanding of the First Amendment solid?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, then you should probably shut the fuck up and follow the rules you agreed to when you joined. Nowhere in the Bill of Rights or United States Constitution does it allow you to post your retarded bullshit nobody wants to hear.

Get it? Good.

Arguments Against Freedom of Speech

Common Arguments

Count Dankula made a pretty good video on the top ten most overused arguments against freedom of speech. Our article will focus on some more niche ones, but this is definitely worth a watch:


Flag Burning

HURR DURR THIS WILL OFFEND LE AMERICUNTZ LOL!!!1
Oh look at these rebels "disrespecting" our precious flag... LOL J/K

Flag burning is totally allowed under Freedom of Speech, it's called "Symbolic Speech". Do you wanna know who burns the most flags? It's the Boy Scouts of America groups supposedly. The BSA publication "Our Flag" states, "When the national flag is worn beyond repair, burn it thoroughly and completely on a modest, but blazing fire". So you end up looking like a total brainlet to any true 'MURRICAN patriot who isn't completely braindead.

Burning the flag of any major Western country nowadays is considered "Safe Speech" by the mostly-cucked administrative powers that be, but sadly nobody cares about "Safe Speech". Besides, Antifa burn them for free when they aren't already busy burning dumpsters. If you really want to piss off Normalfags with flag burning, burn an LGBT flag or the National Flag of Israel. Better yet, buy a shitload of copies of the Quran and burn that instead, then watch the lulz ensue as you claim it's a protected, symbolic, artistic form of expression. Remember, the name of the game is to GET LULZ OR DIE TRYING! In the current year, that means pissing off the people who want to RESTRICT the extent of your speech. (see below)

That one fucking retarded XKCD comic about free speech

If you ever, EVER, post this FUCKING image in an argument with someone about free speech, you instantly lose.

Why is it so retarded? Where to begin? Firstly, this XKCD comic keeps getting dragged up like a forced meme in literally any argument about 'freezed peach' wherever someone has an unpopular opinion or gets b&. The argument being made is robust enough: "An individual might invoke the First Amendment of the US Constitution, which guarantees, among other things, free speech to any entity or person subject to the legal jurisdiction of the US. It expressly specifies that "Congress shall make no law [...] abridging the freedom of speech or of the press.". As the persons preventing your speech from being heard are not under the banner of congress and are instead private individuals, they can do what they want and they don't have to offer you a platform."

Well there you go, it's a private company doing what it wants so they're allowed to do it... right?

Practicing censorship isn't illegal for companies hosting public platforms like Twitter, the problem comes when their rules are being enforced arbitrarily. When rules from big tech platforms that would otherwise get someone from Group A banned, where someone from Group B enjoys freedom from that same rule-break, then that platform is acting as a publisher editorializing opinions that it approves en masse, as opposed to existing as a platform protected by the first amendment. With Twitter as the case in point, they have allowed ISIS terrorists and antifa members to own accounts and radicalize others on the platform, while handing out bans at random to literal nobodies who weren't that big a deal to begin with. You'd think that Silicon Valley tech companies would work tirelessly to combat the spread of AIDS on their websites, but not only do they not care, they actively collude with each other to carry it on. And when someone decides to make the next big killer app that actively rivals their userbases, they pull their strings to shut it down.

The problem isn't the fact that someone is restricting your speech, it's that every platform is so oppressively restricted by design. Because if another platform isn't, it becomes a problem for the ones that are.

We at Encyclopedia Dramatica LOVE the idea of freedom of posting whatever the hell we want, even if the consequences eventually lead us to being hosted in out-of-range IRL places through bulletproof hosting (look up the term) category web-hosts. But the fact that we say words like nigger or kike, or have extremely biased but satirically-focused "opinions" on current events or joke about human tragedy means our voice is under constant threat of being silenced. Some of the topics that do crop up are about people who rightly deserve to be trolled because they're a never-ending source of amusement, and we love shit that's funny, who doesn't? But these are topics that would be considered taboo on Silicon Valley's exponentially growing list of things you can't even mention in passing, because it might offend someone. That's why everyone hates this comic, because it's basically giving validation for big tech to censor certain opinions as part of some nigger loving special pleading

Do you want a shortcut anon? Just use ED:XKCD-FS

Political Groups And Freedom of Speech

Freedom: Republican Style

Cuckservatives

Moar info: Conservatives.

Traditionally, the majority of conservatives considered themselves to be the sole arbiters of the Constitution, believing our founding document to be divinely inspired and intended to be taken and read literally. They also unilaterally oppose any form of extrapolation from, or alternate application of, the principles set forth therein and consider these efforts to be little more than an illegal, extra-constitutional excess. Essentially, their arguments revolved around special pleading in order to justify censoring opinions which favorably portrayed anyone unfortunate enough to exist above crude oil. Also, with the absolute turd that was the Patriot act having passed through congress like a massive kidney stone, it allowed law enforcement to perform downright Orwellian-style surveillance. This included the ability to tap domestic and international phones, indefinite detainment of immigrants without trial, and granting police the right to enter properties and take records without a warrant and without the consent or knowledge of the individual in question.

Lately the conservative party have realised that, among other things, giving your rival party the power to censor anything not appropriate for the narrative you want to push is a retarded idea, and thanks to figureheads like Trump leading the charge against the brigaded masses, the conservative party is well on its road to recovery. Be wary though, because there are still big blubbering asshole never-trumpers like Glenn Beck deeply rooted in the party, who just don't see the bigger picture.

British conservatives on the other hand have no such qualms over squashing dissenting masses from complaining about silly things like the growing number of rapefugees in the norf of Engerlund, largely due to their weak mealy-mouthed leadership. If anything, their soft-balling of this topic only serves to fan the flames of unrest as the britfag police continue to arrest its ACTUALLY CONSERVATIVE citizenship over their shitposting of BLM or LGBT degeneracy. The police will even investigate tweets and record it as a "non-crime hate incident", which is essentially newspeak for "we're butthurt about this".

Liberals

Moar info: Liberals.

These nutty fuckers love distorting every aspect of the Bill of Rights, anything that threatens the value of their hollow, atheistic, contradictory pandering in order to get a cushy tax-paid salary for doing nothing all day is a threat to them. They love to preach how much they care for the little people of society, but they know that the second they cut any slack for a dissenting opinion they will lose their oh so delicate narrative. Since they control the currently dominant monoculture of hating whitey, the list of subjects they will consider taboo grows exponentially due to the narrowing of their overton window, and the widening of their anuses thanks to Tyrone. They will quickly throw free speech under under the bus if:

You get the idea, the modern neo-lib is the incarnation of no fun allowed, so troll them until the fucking cows come home.

Social Justice Warriors

Moar info: Social Justice.

Typical SJW argument against free speech

As a subset of liberals (to an even more ridiculous extreme), they want to demonstrate at all costs how wahmen, LGBTQ communities, and PoC are still suffering from a system that they believe only benefits white heterosexual men, and the only way to achieve equality is by enforcing a set of illogical rules whose sole goal is to have all of the privileges and rights that modern society provides without performing any of its duties. In short: silence anyone who has seen through their immature tactics and preposterous demands by shielding themselves against valid criticisms, portraying themselves as victims of unwanted bullying while doing the same thing themselves. They will classify any dissenting comments as death threats, racist, sexist, transphobic statements, or rape attempts. They will also demand the inalienable right to say whatever the fuck they want (no matter how absurd, idiotic, or foolish it may seem), but they will refuse to recognize the same right to anyone who dares to criticize them. They will also conveniently ignore those same rights to any person who dares to criticize them

Socialists

A popular place for free speech is inside the head of someone else.

Socialists, much like Democrats, believe free speech gets in the way of their utopian drivel. They argue that free speech in the sense used in bourgeois capitalist 'democracies' means the right to undermine social justice and erode the social solidarity of the working class. But they're socialists, so what the fuck do they know about free speech? In fact, all you have to do disprove a socialist is point them to a country that actually enacts socialism. Prepare for more butthurt as they claim that it's not true socialism, and that their platonic daydreaming nonsense is the REAL way it should be done, only for them to ape the mistakes from your example.

See above for all the shit they don't like because they're literally just liberals in denial, cucking out for that party whenever election season comes around. Don't forget to drink those berniebro tears the next time you bring him up, because the stupid boomer is too old to run again lol.

Fake News

I sincerely hope you have your motherfucking press pass anon

Moar info: Fake News.

The Americunt government continues to to weasel it's way around the First Amendment in order to regulate the flow of information from the media, even colluding with biased media outlets themselves for profit. Is this some sort of conspiracy theory? Reptilians? The Illuminati? No, it's something far simpler: press passes. A press pass is a document that shows an individual is permitted to enter an area that they would not otherwise be allowed to visit, checked on by defacto government-funded hall monitors. It allows reporters to attend Press Secretary briefings and other press activities at the White House. So, while the mainstream media supports the government by being significant corporate interests that help fund those politicians' campaigns for office, individual reporters are kept in check via press passes. If a reporter asks the Press Secretary or a politician a tough question that puts them on the spot or is "out of bounds", they will have their pass for those events revoked. Usually this will be the beginning of the end of that reporters career since all major media outlets are owned by a handful of conglomerate corporations, and they will likely become an hero like Epstein.

Take for example the war in Iraq. Everyone howls for the blood of the Neo-Cons and W for entering a war under false pretenses. Bull-fucking-shit! The Republican Party may be nasty enough to do it, but they couldn't generate a single braincell if their lives depended on it. The true culprit is the cucked media, and being hosed with things like press passes makes reporters frightened of their careers and futures, preventing them from confronting our overlords with difficult questions. Questions like "Can we see the facts that justifies going to war before millions of people suffer and die?"

Or what about the run-up to the 2016 Presidential Election, where every major media outlet was so heavily biased against Trump that they a) focused so hard on the few retarded things he said years ago like pussy jokes, or Chinese whispers of what he said about Mexicans. And b) they refused to report on the reality on his chances of winning, and won by a fucking landslide. The same thing fucking happened in britain the same year with Brexit, the BBC lied, the normies died, the anon lulz'd.

And this is why people think Infowars makes more sense.

Jews

As American as Apple Pie

Moar info: Jews.

Unique to the Jew is an uncanny ability to combine Arab xenophobia of the Conservatives with the Liberal's sensitivity towards offending other types of minorities, easily making Jews the ultimate First Amendment hypocrites. Should any goyim have the gall to post a joke at their fragile expense, they will immediately cry Anti-Semitism and try to ruin your life.

Muslims

Moar info: Islam.

Muslims also take a very narrow view of the freedom the First Amendment guarantees. While generally supportive of their own right to assemble, speak freely and the freedom to choose Islam as their religion, Muslims can become violent (and even spontaneously combust) when other groups attempt to assert the same rights for themselves.

Little know that because of Muslims and their religion Islam being an subject to ridicule for being "easily offended", as well Blasphemy Day, Burn a Koran Day, Muhammad cartoons, Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, and other lulzy Anti-Islamic antics and the Islamophobes kept bragging about those as "freedom of speech", in response Muslims can actually utilizes their free speech too in extreme way to mock 9/11, America, any Islamophobic individuals, Right-wingers, the Jews, Christians, Liberals, LGBT, Atheists, Secularism, Europeans, and the whole Western society and what they're standing for, for their potential greater lulz that makes the same Islamophobes who brags about free speech go cope and seethe.

Chinks

I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK READING ABOUT IMPERIARIST MYTHOROGY OF FREE SPEECH WON'T AFFECT YOUR SOCIAL CREDDITU!

Moar info: China.

ME NO RIKEY! NO RIKEY YOUR BAD THOUGHTS! YOU RIKE DEAR READER, YOU RIKE YOUR HOUSE, YOU RIKE YOUR FAMIRY, YOU RIKE SWEATSHOP, YOU RIKE YOUR GOVERMENT OR YOU SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. DO NOT MENTION HONG KONG, DO NOT MENTION TAIWAN, DO NOT MENTION TIBET, DO NOT MENTION CENTURY OF MISFORTUNE, AND ESPECIARY DO NOT MENTION TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE! DO YOU SERIOUSRY THINK YOUR FUNNY? DO YOU WANT TO END UP RIKE THE MUSRIMS THAT WE'RE GASSING IN CONCENTRATION CAMP? NO? WELL YOU BETTER START BEHAVING.

JUST FOR READING PAGE YOU HAVE SOCIAL CREDIT ADJUSTEDDU! ENJOY NOT GETTING HIGH SPEED TRAINU FOR A MONTH! YOU BERRER NOT STEP OUT OF RINE AGAIN, OTHERWISE DING DONG BANNU! DING DONG BANNU TO DEATH!

Scientology

Moar info: Project Chanology.

The Church of $cientology, under the leadership of LRH proposed very early on to infiltrate sections of government under Operation Snow White, and they did with quite some success. However Anonymous used their free speech with Project Chanology to prove to the world they're nothing more than a sleazy, money hoarding cult brainwashing and destroying millions of lives around the world while cashing in on free money. The SCIENTLOLOGISTS didn't like this however, and decided to try and shut these raids down by claiming that these brave anons were their SPs, and the IRL trolling of their "church" was hate speech.

Niggas

Moar info: Niggers.

For niggas, the First Amendment exists solely to prevent anyone except niggas from using the term "Nigger", or to prevent anyone other than niggas to poke fun at them for being niggas. While this may appear hypocritical at first, keep in mind that niggas are little more than a lightly evolved ape-species that is largely illiterate. As a result, their faulty grasp of the Constitution can be traced to the peculiarities of their biology.

There are some niggas like Dave Chappelle who have turned this around, and based their entire career on saying nigger over and over again as part of their comedy, at the expense of the censors on either Comedy Central or HBO. However, he did get in trouble for saying faggot, because while he is allowed to say nigger, because he was told that word should only be used by other faggots. What we see here then is a never-ending circlejerk of "oppressed minority groups" gating others (especially whitey) from using a bunch of words like they have exclusivity over them.

Autists

Much like the niggas, Arabs and the Jews, autists hate it when people use their disability as an insult or a joke, they end up going to extreme cases as bitching and moaning on the internet by saying that autism isn't an insult or a joke, not knowing that their words aren't being heard. Considering that we just hear screeching instead. Truth be told, most autists don't actually have freedom of speech. Because they can't fucking talk.

FAQs

Virginia:
So I can rule internets nao? Cuz mootie banned me and stole my first amendment?!
Don't laugh... They stole his First Amendment! :(
ED Help Desk:
LOL! No, Virginia... Here, on the interbutts, the First Amendment is a complex thing!

How to explain it to you... Hummm...

Ok, try this!

Every weekend, we EDiots line our pets up on mom & dad's coffee table and lecture them on our politics.

Now pay attention Virginia, because this is key - That's our coffee table, in our living room!

(BTW, we had our pets stuffed because they were poor listeners.)

Likewise, Moot lectures his pets too! But on his coffee table, just like us!

(Except he stuffs his pets with cock instead.)

Now the Constitution says I have a right to lecture my pets on my table, and it also says he has a right to lecture his pets on his table.

But! I don't have a First Amendment right to lecture his pets on his table.

Nor, does he have a right to talk to my coffee table.

(Like it could hear him anyway.)

The Constitution says we aren't obligated to provide a venue for any of this retard bullshit.

I hope that helps, dear...

Virginia:
That's the First Amendment? OMG! It's horrible! I hope you die in a fire!
ED Help Desk:

Yes... that's the Constitution, Virginia.

The First Amendment is what made this country great!

Also, cocks!

Long live our First Amendment!

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