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Susan Wojcicki
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The late 2010s have become a horrible time for teh internets. Rampant corruption reaches several large mainstream websites and monopolies, being a monopoly with a lack of competition, it becomes no surprise YouTube happens to be one of them. Susan Wojcicki✡ is a horrible excuse of a CEO. Known as a puppet taking orders from corrupt cuntpany known as Google. She's been infamously known for her part taking in the responsibility of fucking up the shitty already fucked up platform known as JewTube and making the platform even worse. Susan Wojcicki serves as an example on how not to be a CEO and why crazy people shouldn't be allowed to have jobs, let alone leading a company.
The Beginning
Hardly anything is known about Susan Wojcicki's childhood. However, what is known about Susan Wojcicki is her birth date and that way she has been programmed. Perceiving George Orwell's 1984 as an Instruction Manual. She's been programmed to be an NPC and become part of the establishment.
Assigned to YouTube CEO
Since February 2014. Susan was appointed CEO of JewTube and literally did absolutely nothing for 2 years. This was until a significant amount of unfunny whores who somehow gained popularity complained about losing their ability to earn JewGold off their website due to lack of maintenance of YouTube's automated systems which automatically shut them off from making JewGold
2 Years of doing absolutely nothing
Until February 2016. Susan Wojcicki was doing absolutely nothing, even nigger obango Barack Obama did more during his 8 year presidential term. Due to the lack of maintenance YouTube's been receiving. This has led to rampant false strikes and terminations that soon later began to fuck with the larger YouTube Channels entering 2016.
She starts listening (KINDA...)
YouTube's systems become increasingly unstable as YouTube's broken automated systems become less maintained. Any small channel were badly affected by the system. Now the system is degraded enough that it affects the big losers and they get a feeling of copyright strikes, bullshit community guidelines strikes and a lot of other weird shit. During February 2016, Susan Wojcicki noticed the 2 hashtags #WTFU and #MakeYouTubeGreatAgain by notable losers such as the Nostalgia Critic, I Hate Everything, GradeAUnderA, etc. and responded. Leading to some actually decent changes prior to the Election.
Post SJW Susan
During the post election days. As the establishment cunts are throwing massive temper tantrums over Donald Trump's victory in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Because Susan is a left leaning kind of person, She's sympathetic to those kinds of NPC's. Susan and the rest of the YouTube Team becomes more out of touch with their content creators and bows down to the Mainstream Media and Advertisers, whom they want to part take in making YouTube more of a boring shithole than it already is (probably in an attempt to make everyone else's lives shitty because they can't accept that fact that Trump is their fucking president). There has been rumors and speculations by the YouTube Community that Susan Wojcicki might actually be an NPC. During May of 2017, These rumors are made to be true after reports about Susan Wojcicki bitching about people interrupting her considering that actions microaggressions. Susan further proven herself when she and the YouTube team decided to combat Hate Speech by teaming up with two extremely sinister corporations, ADL (Anti Defamation League, The group of Jews who them and their corporations should've been gassed in Auschwitz as well as being part of Josef Mengele's experiments a long time ago) as well as SPLC (Southern Poverty Law Center, An even worser version of ADL), As well as sinister government at the time, The Swedish Government. All part taking in turning YouTube in a gulag for political dissidents like Alex Jones.
Fire Susan
In 2017 after the PewDiePie controversy. With fake news taking advantage of advertisers YouTube's demonetization feature. Liberal News outlets tend to make fake stories to convince advertisers to pull ads off of YouTube, Convincing the YouTube team to demonetize video after video causing the Adpocalypse. Which lead to several Youtubers bitching about not getting the JewGold that they used to earn during previous days. Combine that with the false strikes and channel terminations and you got people leading the the conclusion to demand the firing of YouTube's disgraced CEO as they perceived Susan Wojcicki not being fit to handle this job.
Susan Makes a JewTube Channel
Susan actually made her JewTube channel back in September 21, 2013 but didn't start using it until September 27, 2017 where she uploaded her first video. Due to all the bullshit she has caused on YouTube in 2017. She got bombarded with hate comments and dislikes. A month later. She uploads another video stating why she started her YouTube channel. Like her first video. It's shit and bombarded with hate comments along with dislikes. During the summer of 2018. Susan sees her dislikes and hate comments after months of counting money whilst having her head stuck inside her asshole. Instead of handling criticism like a normal person. Susan responds by deleting her two videos as she fears it would tarnish her already damaged reputation and ruin her image already looking like a sinister crook. Her newer videos aren't really slaughtered in the dislikes compared to her previous deleted videos, but this doesn't mean it's devoid of hate comments however.
External Links
- Template:Ytchannel - Her shitty channel
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