Jeffrey Epstein

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

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The billionaire businessman and convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Edward Epstein
Born	January 20, 1953
Died	August 10, 2019 (aged 66)
Nationality:	Americunt
Gender	Male
Occupation	Financier, convicted sex offender, serial child rapist
Sexuality	Pedophilia
Victims	1,000+

Jeffrey Edward Epstein^✡ was a Jewish billionaire and child molester, and was the Final Boss of American International Paedophilia, a title he earned by molesting at least 100 children and getting away with it because of a combination of Jewgold and being friends with Bill Clinton and the Trumps.

Molesting more kids than Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Muhammad combined, this motherfucker had it down to a science. Not only would he fly kids around on his plane -- dubbed Lolita Express -- so that he could play doctor with them on his own private island, he actually paid these girls to then go back home and convince their friends to let him fuck them, too!

One would think that over the course of the DECADES this was going on, someone would catch this fucker and hand him a 9000-year long sentence of sharing a cell with Bubba, but instead, when his crimes were FINALLY discovered, he only served one year in a federal country club, where he got to leave for 12 hours a day, six days a week for "work release" (the kind of sentence Jerry Sandusky only dreams he could have had). Too bad the "release" was only to do actual work, versus the kind of "release" he wishes he could do all over the face of some 9-year-old.

The Guy Qanon Warned You About

Wayfair connection

Jeffrey's Magical Kiddie Playhouse was home to such impeccable decor as a life-sized mannequin in a wedding dress hanging from a chandelier, an entire wall made out of glass eyeballs intended for wounded British soldiers, and an oddly prophetic mural of him in prison, surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers, but conspicuously absent of a marauding horde of angry, horny niggers eager to show a rich Jew what happens to pedophiles in prison. As if intentionally designed to get the Qanon and Pizzagate faggots at 8chan to furiously masturbate over the implications of creepy-ass, edgelord designs that would have been considered too on-the-nose even for a fucking Saw movie, his 7-story townhouse in Jew York City would have made the perfect Halloween attraction had it not been declared a crime scene for hosting more CP than AllTheFallen.ninja and Sarah Butts' hard drives put together. Cleverly hidden on compact discs labeled 'nude girls', either the guy is an absolute fucking retard when it comes to hiding his CP stash, or he was just that confident that the Party Van would never come for him again, and if it would, he'd get off scot-free once more. Given who his friends are, it's probably the latter.

Wikipedia Shilling

After Epstein's arrest, mentions of Bill Clinton being with Epstein and Kevin Spacey on Jeff's rape island were removed from Epstein's Wikipedia page, but mentions of Epstein meeting with Donald Trump in the 1990s were not... (((Clearly nothing sinister here, folks))).

Similarly, the Wikipedo Jews pounced on the Epstein article straight away, deleting all mention of his Jewishness. Their excuse?

	“	On reflection, the addition of his ethnicity is not necessary. Few, if any, Jewish-Americans are identified as such on Wikipedia.	„
	—Ambitus (Wikipedia Editor)

You read that correctly. Wikipedia, where just being an American Jew is enough to get a work detail of basement-dwelling yids hammering out a 10k-word hagiography, thinks it's irrelevant to mention that Epstein is a kike. Never mind that TOW actually has a category that is fucking entitled "American Jews", where thousands of hook-nosed yids are listed in a variety of subcategories, including Epstein himself.

The Lolita Express

You look at this plane and see it as every one of your sick ass fantasies coming true

We don't want to go sending your ass into over drive and be responsible for something, just prated that this is what you'd be seeing on the flight

Remember back in 2016 when Wiki Links posted the Emails of Hillary Clinto and Joe Podesta that showed that there was a coded system where Democrats could order themselves a Prostitot by sending coded messages to pizza places like Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria in Washington, D.C.?

We don't but it had you ready to jump onto the campain trail in the hopes of winning yourself a national level office as a Democrat.

Well Jeffrey Epstein's private Jet, a Boeing 727–100, Registration N908JE, better known as the Lolita Express put Pizzagate to bed because it didn't discriminate. You could be a Democrat, a Republican, Black, White or one of those muddy people that are in between - it didn't matter. If they had the money they could get on that plane for a ride to their paradise that was Epstein Island.

On the long travel to their Graceland, the so called best of us would be entertaied by a bevy of underaged, White girls ranging from brunette to blonde and from kindergarten to highscholl Junior because not only could it seat 29 people comfortably, it also had a private bedroom if passangers weren't comfortable molesting their kid where others could hear them and a shower so the pervs could clean off all the Jizz they squireted all over themselves.

For the more discerning Pedophile, the Lolita Express had a theatre just in case the pasangers found that it was more comfortable for them to get their plane ride victim in the mood with a Disney movie and a bar if they wanted to get that person that most likely will have to double their age to Grow their first hair nice and drunk and passed out so they wouldn't have scared doe eyes looking at that Sick fuck wondering why this weird Old guy is touching their naughty place.

The passanger manifesto reads like a who's who list of Politics and Money. For instance Bill Clinton who believed that a woman's pussy could be used as a cigar Humidor, saw the ride as a Kid would see a Merry-Go-Round and took the ride 27 times.

Jeffrey Epstein's brother Mark has said the our God Empdror Trump took the ride once. Much like Billy Boy's excuse that he never inhaled when he tried Marijuana, The Donald is alleged to have said that he never pulled out.

Epstein's Boat Girls and Boys

This wasn't just a boat, it was a palace of dreams for the rich

We bet your dick's getting hard from this pic faggot

Epstein ensured that she was a pro by the age of 9

Most people believe that once you are 3 miles away from the shores of a country you are immune from prosecution and no longer subject to the laws of a country. This used to be true because 3 miles was the maximum range of coastal cannons and if you were further than that, you wouldn't get the shit shot out of You. This is also the distance the horzon can be seen at sea level my a man that is 6 feet tall.

This law only applied to western countries - not those rag head, Dog hating, like to call every girl under the age of 10 that they're fucking Aisha out of Religous tradition countries because they still, have yet, to advance beyond the canoe.

Now, if you want to be getting some of the Young Stuff and not have to worry about the Coast Guard or Navy to come looking for you, in this current age, you had better be parking that boat 12 miles from the shores of whatever country you're near. Now before you decide to head out in your Cardboard Yacht to have a good time with your Snorlax, be aware that this is measured from the lowest average tide that a country has calculated over a period of years. So just to be safe, make it 13 mies.

So, what were the boat girls and boys?

Oo-wee! Boy, if you had a fantasy, Epstein was there to make it happen for you on his yacht, for the right price of course.

Pedophilia is a major Snooze Fest compared to what was up for sale on Epstein's boat. Buying pretty little girls and Boys for $500 dollars from the poor, don't know what the fuck toilet paper is countries like Cambodia, Vietnam, India, China etc. because when you really need money, nothing sells faster than a Good looking kid to a foreign white guy that will pay you in American dollars. You know, the good stuff. Not those pretend currencies that have fish or snakes on them like the Peso or Yen.

Now it should be stated that the really bad suff was done with the monkeys from third world countries because no one wants to waste a perfectly good White girl or boy that your henchmen had to risk arrest snatching off the street in a white cargo van, from Wal-Mart, Disney Land or doing the 'ol snatch and run from an Elementary School playground. No. These are the dispsable kids where you can do whatever your sick little mind can come up with.

Ever had that fantasy of cutting open a little girls abdomen, choking her with her own intestines and then cooking the undeveloed ovaries and uterus of that pretty Indian (Dot not feather but if you wanted a feather Epstein could make that happen for an extra fee) along with the charred scrotum of an 11-year-old Thai lady boy that's been on hormones since the age of 9 and put it all together with a fine Extra Virgin Olive Oil that was pressed by a virgin boy in Greece during a super Moon on the winter solstice with some fine peppers, garlic, that you cut finely with a Razor Blade, and some White Alba Truffles that were dug up in Piedmont, Italy by an all white, 6 Month old Lagotto Romagnolo, to make a delicous Pomodoro? Epstein could make it happen for you on his boat if you had the money.

Taking a cue from Martha Stewart, clean up was sinch. Just make sure the room you were doing your "Original" culnary creation was covere in plastic. Doing that, all you had to do was feed the body to the sharks and power wash the deck after tossing you plastic sheets in the ocean to break down in the sun because we need more micro pasrics in our blood t

Easy Peasy Bub!

DUN DUN DUN

You feel like someone is watching you.

In July of 2019, Epstein was finally V& in Jew York after some (((journalist))) in Miami did an exposé on just how many people bent over backward to spare him from Bubba's BBC the last time he was v& for diddling little girls. Said (((journalist))) uncovered everything from a campaign of witness intimidation, sweetheart deals, a deliberate coverup of the involvement of everyone from Bill Clinton to Prince Andrew at Pedobear Island, to a claim that Epstein "belongs to the intelligence." Such arguments did not move New York prosecutors and judges. After his Fortress of Molestation was searched, an entire safe was found full of cash, diamonds, and a fake passport claiming that Epstein, a filthy kike, was a sand nigger from Saudi Arabia. Claiming that it was only because he knew what actual sand niggers think of rich Jews who molest kids, it's probably because he knows that child molestation is a time-honored tradition of Middle-Easterners and saw sand niglets as another source of underage poon once the American well runs dry. Whatever the case, the means and motivation to flee proved too much, and he was ordered held without bail. The only question now is whether or not Bubba will get to fuck him before he's inevitably found swinging in his cell or Tyrone shivs him to death in the cafeteria yeah that's not a question anymore now, is it...

NYC Jail Injury and "Suicide"

The asshole was found injured in his jail cell on the 24th of July, 2019 nearly unconscious, tied and gagged, in a fetal position, attempting to imitate the age group he has an obsession with. He has been placed on a suicide watch. At the time of writing this, it is unclear if it was suicide, a hit job, or someone beating the shit out of him because he's an alleged pedo. Apparently, he was put on suicide watch where he would be monitored 24/7 without any tools to commit suicide, but the camera just so happened to malfunction right when he died.

Goodbye, cruel world

his last mugshot

He ded, ladies and gentlemen. Handy Andy probably had something to do with his death if the tabloids are to be believed. On the 10th of August, 2019 our unfortunate protagonist was found dead of apparent suicide in his jail cell. It's currently too early to state definitively whether or not his rich mates ordered the assassination or he was just a massive faggot and pussied out pre-trial, given he'd been up for some pretty heinous stuff in the past and walked away pretty much scot-free. Rest in peace, Jeffrey. All the people listed in your black book will never miss you.

Quotes

“   Snipe hunt is over, moon crickets in field bag. Guess what? They're niggers.   „     —360 noscoped those noobz     “   Edutainment is for pussies. It doesn't work. Once kids catch on that you are trying to teach them something, they shut down. We have to keep the boobs and guns and profits. You see how much video games are making these days? Fuck educational reform. We need educational subversion!   „     —On gamergate     “   [REDACTED] said that she felt gods presence next to her when she was in bed.. she knows that Jesus watches over er. and he helped save her life. Whoops   „     —after killing a Christian kid. Previous Quote | Next Quote

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Gallery of Gucci Billionaire Drip

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  Bill Clinton with his buddy Jeffery
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  Adam Shiff with Epstein
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  He got them medals n' shit for being a super cool guy I guess.
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  the Liberal wet-dream holy hand grenade of media smear ammunition.
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  Trump and Epstein again
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  Killed

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  The Epstein Bears
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  chat bait
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  Drake Agrees!
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  Ghislaine Maxwell who procured minor girls with Epstein in a photo with Trump
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  The Bass Pro building on Little Saint James Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where Microsoft Flight Simulator fans like to meet up and park their planes
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  A Sam Hyde creation that became high fashion worth over $9999.
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  Seriously, it would have been a good investment
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See also

• Alex Jones - He was right and this proves aliens and reptiles and sandy hook was fake.
• California - The land of the sodomite damned for prolific child-sex freaks.
• David McKillips
• P Diddy - Epstein-Lite
• Woody Allen^✡ - Fucked his underage daughter then married her and was an actor in Hollywood.
• Roman Polanski^✡ - Also part of the satanic pedophile cult Illuminati conspiracy, also a famous film director.
• Harvey Weinstein^✡ - Diddled most of Hollywood and was a film producer.
• Jeff Goldblum^✡ - Another Hollywood Jew who raped and knows the name of the dinosaur that has 500 teeth.
• Jared Fogle^✡ - Another pedo Jew. Currently being fucked by gay prison inmates in the shower.
• The Clintons and Trump - Both were associates of the famous kike.
• Storm Area 51 - Used to keep the goyim in the dark about his assassination by The ZOG.

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