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Storm Area 51
—Matty Roberts | ||
Storm Area 51 was an epic IRL operation a faggot normie meme used to cover up the assassination of Jeffrey Epstein✡. The people retarded enough to engage in this government gay-op were weebs and hipsters with the intent to zerg rush the United States' most covert and secretive military base in order to find aliens that didn’t exist. The event was first alluded to on Facebook by a narutard named Matty Roberts. The event seemingly became a viral meme overnight and received 2 million pledges of attendance. The military and the old media of course pretended that this was a legitimate potential threat, as instructed by the heads of the ZOG. On the day that be however, hordes of naruto sprinters were unfortunately not gunned down and only about 150 people showed up to the front gates of Area 51 and only one of them attempted to enter the facility for which she received a warning.
Preluding
Counting up to the day of the raid, an estimated one thousand and a half people camped out in the vicinity in addition to the aforementioned 150 who showed up to the gates, which is a higher number of people than there are residents in the two nearby cities combined. Needless to say, there wasn't enough accommodations for everyone, let alone 2 million. Stormers took these additional days to practice their Naruto sprinting, cosplay in dollarbin alien costumes and proliferate a dead meme. Two music festivals were set up to coincide with the event, including Alienstock and Storm Area 51 Basecamp respectively. They were both super lame and gay.
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