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After being told to [[an hero]] using bombs, the [[Paki]]s then directed him to a series of "How-To-Jihad" videos on [[YouTube]] showing how to [[all your base are belong to us|set up us the bomb]], and what was the idea placement in a restaurant to cause the most kills and injuries. | After being told to [[an hero]] using bombs, the [[Paki]]s then directed him to a series of "How-To-Jihad" videos on [[YouTube]] showing how to [[all your base are belong to us|set up us the bomb]], and what was the idea placement in a restaurant to cause the most kills and injuries. | ||
On May 22nd, the aspie wrote a suicide note praising [[Osama bin Laden]], and left to go to the local tea shop, where 30 cunts were sipping tea. After arriving, the aspie walked into the bathroom and started putting together the bomb in a stall | On May 22nd, the aspie wrote a suicide note praising [[Osama bin Laden]], and left to go to the local tea shop, where 30 cunts were sipping tea. After arriving, the aspie walked into the bathroom and started putting together the bomb in a stall. After finishing, he ran into one problem, the [[pig]] disgusting Britfag infidels had put a obstacle in his path to [[Allah]]... a lock on the stall door, the aspie started to panic, trying to open the door desperately so he could get his 72 [[hugbox]]es, but before he could even think about opening the door, he had one of his [[fail|bombs go off prematurely]] causing the rest of his bomb vest to cook up due to him being too retarded to properly wire the bomb. Despite the bombs on his chest going off, '''[[epic fail|he failed to even die]]'''. | ||
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Nicky Reilly (sounds familiar?) who changed his nick to Mohammad Abdul-Aziz Rashid Saeed-Alim is a 22 year old aspie with a mental age of 10, who converted to Islam. He declared Jihad on Britfagistan in May 2008.
The Aspie
Reilly who has an IQ of 83, was taken to a psychiatrist when he was 9 after his thick mum thought he was just pretending to be stupid in order to get out of work, after the psychiatrist confirmed he was indeed retarded and not faking, decided instead of putting him on the short bus, left him in his normal school where the little cunts bullied the fuck out of the aspie and made him try to an hero at 16, lived in his mum's basement when he decided to go on to the internet, where he was greeted by the loving arms of Mohammad's children, who then converted him to Islam and told him he needed to an hero in the proper Muslim way by strapping a bomb to his self, and running into a crowd of westerners.
Hurrrrr how i unlooked doer how i unlook door deeeeeer
After being told to an hero using bombs, the Pakis then directed him to a series of "How-To-Jihad" videos on YouTube showing how to set up us the bomb, and what was the idea placement in a restaurant to cause the most kills and injuries.
On May 22nd, the aspie wrote a suicide note praising Osama bin Laden, and left to go to the local tea shop, where 30 cunts were sipping tea. After arriving, the aspie walked into the bathroom and started putting together the bomb in a stall. After finishing, he ran into one problem, the pig disgusting Britfag infidels had put a obstacle in his path to Allah... a lock on the stall door, the aspie started to panic, trying to open the door desperately so he could get his 72 hugboxes, but before he could even think about opening the door, he had one of his bombs go off prematurely causing the rest of his bomb vest to cook up due to him being too retarded to properly wire the bomb. Despite the bombs on his chest going off, he failed to even die.
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