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'''Aaron Howard''' was a 37-year-old father of three from ''Abilene, [[Texas]]'', who, on September 1, [[2018]], made the [[Retarded|brilliant]] decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless [[redneck]] [[gun]]fight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true [[Americunt|Texan]]'s God-given [[NRA|Second Amendment]] rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than [[JFK]]'s head. Aaron Howard's stupidity was recorded and released by his fiance on [[Facebook]] for the whole world to witness the common, yet rarely filmed instance of [[An hero]] by redneck. | '''Aaron Howard''' was a 37-year-old father of three from ''Abilene, [[Texas]]'', who, on September 1, [[2018]], made the [[Retarded|brilliant]] decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless [[redneck]] [[gun]]fight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true [[Americunt|Texan]]'s God-given [[NRA|Second Amendment]] rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than [[JFK]]'s head. Aaron Howard's stupidity was recorded and released by his fiance on [[Facebook]] for the whole world to witness the common, yet rarely filmed instance of [[An hero]] by redneck. | ||
