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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

ATTENTION!

The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.

You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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Elrobertosuperio
Born	July 10, 2007
Nationality	Landmine
Residence	Dawson, Georgia, USA
Ethnicity	White devil
Gender	Male
Aliases	Vienna, Superio, Elrob
Occupation	Running a fucking Discord empire, Dating a bunch of people, doxxing people, etc.

	“	my fucking dad is so annoying he doesn't get THAT I AM A FUCKING ELITE RAIDER	„
	—Robert in 2020

Elrobertosuperio (Powerword: Robert Louis Simmons) is a 17 year old Discord larper who owns a fucking DISCORD EMPIRE to raid other people's servers. He is most known for his clan pretending to be a German Reich. He has gotten to almost 1000 bots, Logo Kids, and GoAnimate kids into his server, before it always collapses due to his temper tantrums.

HXR

His discord empire is your average failed larp clan, filled primarily with Botted Accounts. Just like him, his clan is a failure. He may try to dox you, but he is notoriously shit at it, like everything he does.

Degeneracy

Despite claiming to be an "Anti Degen Soldier", he has shown several signs of being a Faggot. Most notably, he has dated around 25 people at the same time, some of which were as young as 12. Recently, he got caught doing Foot Fetish roleplays with another Retard named Icewillow9.

He also once got exposed for sending CSAM videos on an alt, sending his member to a 12 year old he groomed when he was 16, and openly working with other pedophiles.

A face pic he sent to one of his gfs that he groomed

Robert's Inner Circlejerk

STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?

Fontanelle (Powerword: Patrick Gray): A Canadian Pedophile who asks little girls for nude pics, occasionally in or out of his circle.
Copycatkbox: Autistic weeaboo who pretends to be a soldier and owns anime body pillows.
BlueSonicAnimate (Powerword: Dylan Belser): Severely autistic Logo Editor and tranny.
MysticalCoyote: Autistic tranny that Robert is dating, known for faking her suicide.
Saturn: Furfag that Robert is currently dating, known for scamming her friends.
KiwasiNelen (Powerword: Selen Garcia): Mentally ill autist who is dating Robert, and roleplays as gore websites.
Kenny Animate: Somewhat redeemed Lolcow who is Robert's current rival. There is already a page on him.
Icewillow9 (Powerword: Megan Maraj): Someone Robert dated. There is already a page on her.
Michael Simmons: Robert's own dad and certified home inspector. If you leave a negative review on his business, he will sperg at you.