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[[File: | [[File:NiggerdileTears.jpg|thumb|We have a whole fucking gallery of this murdering [[negress]] [[BAWWWWW]]ing her eyes out. [[Srsly]].]] | ||
'''Linda Anita Carty''' is a {{Age|1958|10|5}}-year-old [[grandmother]], [[Zaiger|drug dealer]] and [[snitch]] from the [[Shaneequa]]-infested island of ''St. Kitts'' who has been on [[death row]] in the great state of [[Texas]] since [[2002]] despite the fact that she [[DINDU NUFFIN]] and is [[Sarcasm|totally innocent]]. It was merely a coincidence that Carty had been faking [[pregnancy]] in an attempt to [[Sucker|win back her estranged husband]] when her next-door neighbor, '''Joana Rodriguez''', was brutally [[murdered]] in order to [[kidnap]] her 4-day-old son. | '''Linda Anita Carty''' is a {{Age|1958|10|5}}-year-old [[grandmother]], [[Zaiger|drug dealer]] and [[snitch]] from the [[Shaneequa]]-infested island of ''St. Kitts'' who has been on [[death row]] in the great state of [[Texas]] since [[2002]] despite the fact that she [[DINDU NUFFIN]] and is [[Sarcasm|totally innocent]]. It was merely a coincidence that Carty had been faking [[pregnancy]] in an attempt to [[Sucker|win back her estranged husband]] when her next-door neighbor, '''Joana Rodriguez''', was brutally [[murdered]] in order to [[kidnap]] her 4-day-old son. | ||
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{{quote|I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.|Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off {{archive|MI8te}}}} | {{quote|I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.|Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off {{archive|MI8te}}}} | ||
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File:BAWWWCarty.jpg|Cryin' Carty | |||
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File:TelevisionTears.jpg|[[Emo|CRYING ON TV THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL]] | |||
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== Crime Scene Photos == | == Crime Scene Photos == | ||
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* {{archive|Wc1sf|Witnesses against death row grandmother admit they lied following threats from prosecutors}} - A 100% bullshit article that the faggots at Reprieve shat out. | * {{archive|Wc1sf|Witnesses against death row grandmother admit they lied following threats from prosecutors}} - A 100% bullshit article that the faggots at Reprieve shat out. | ||
** {{archive|OJ86F|Witnesses Against a British Grandmother on Death Row Say Texas Prosecutors Blackmailed Them Into Testimony}} - VICE joins the party. | |||
* {{archive|f92zA|DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case}} - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath. | * {{archive|f92zA|DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case}} - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath. | ||
Revision as of 07:12, 6 June 2018
Linda Anita Carty is a 66-year-old grandmother, drug dealer and snitch from the Shaneequa-infested island of St. Kitts who has been on death row in the great state of Texas since 2002 despite the fact that she DINDU NUFFIN and is totally innocent. It was merely a coincidence that Carty had been faking pregnancy in an attempt to win back her estranged husband when her next-door neighbor, Joana Rodriguez, was brutally murdered in order to kidnap her 4-day-old son.
After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin lying about the circumstances of her trial and conviction to anyone dumb enough to listen. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is technically a British citizen to gain the support of a batshit insane UK-based anti-death penalty organization called Reprieve.
Murder She Dindu
On May 16, 2001, Linda Carty convinced three young thugs named Christopher Anthony Robinson, Carliss Ray Williams, Jr. and Gerald Jerome Anderson to help her commit a home invasion robbery at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by drug dealers and contained at least 900 pounds of weed. In reality, the apartment contained no weed and was actually occupied by a totally innocent spic couple and their newborn son.
—Linda "Dindu Nuffin" Carty | ||
—Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off | ||
BAWWWWWtistic Granny
Crime Scene Photos
Trolling Linda's White Knights
See Also
External Links
LINDA CARTY: The Guilty Murderess- Linda Carty and the march of the gullible
- 12 myths about Linda Carty debunked
- Linda Carty, the Reprieve lie machine, and the bleeding heart of Clive Stafford Smith
- Witnesses against death row grandmother admit they lied following threats from prosecutors - A 100% bullshit article that the faggots at Reprieve shat out.
- DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath.
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