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{{Ibrow|'''Founded'''|Mecca, 7th century}}

{{ibrow|'''Central Figures'''|[[Allah]]<br>[[Muhammad]]}}

{{ibrow|'''[[Theology]]'''|Abrahamic Monotheism}}

{{ibrow|'''Religious Law'''|[[Islam#Sharia|Sharia]]}}

{{ibrow|'''Enclosed Instruction Book'''|The Holy Qur'an <br> Sunnah (The Prophet's saying, daily activity and action.)}}

{{ibrow|'''Holy Places'''|Mecca, Saudi Arabia <br> Medina, Saudi Arabia <br> Jerussalem, Palestine, Future Islamic Caliphate}}

{{ibrow|'''Sects'''|[[Sunnis]] (Hanbali, Hanafi, Maliki, and Shafi'i)<br>[[Shi'ites]] (Twelver, Zaydiyya, Ismaili, Jafari) <br>Ibadis (Kharijite)<br>Sufis<br>Ahmadiyyas}}

{{ibrow|'''Followers'''|1.8 Billion}}

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'''ISISlam'''{{Muslim}} (Better known as these nicknames: '''Terrorism''', '''Pisslam''', '''Kebab''', '''[[Suicide]]''' and literally any other [[lulzy]] nicknames for it) is a [[religion|cult]] followed by [[butthurt]] dirty, smelly, [[sand niggers]] as well as sweaty, stinky and angry shore niggers who had absolutely no idea of how to fit into the 8th century, let alone the 21st century. The niggers who are retarded enough to believe [[bullshit|Islam]] are called '''Muslims''', also known as Terrorists, Muz, Muzzies, Muztards, Mohammedans, Sandniggers, Haji's, Goat fuckers, Jew eradicators, Durka Durkas, Camel jockeys, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Muzlamic freakazoids, Koranimals and The Kebab. [[Indonesia|Indons]] are the largest followers of Islam than any other country.

The terrorist organization was founded by a [[pedophile]] that called himself [[Prophet Muhammad]] (ﷺPBUAﷺﷺSUWA) (born April 20, 571 AD). After [[Schizophrenia|voices]] told Muhammad that his "religion" is a continuation of [[Judaism]] and [[Christianity]] and those who followed these outdated religions should be upgraded or pay a tax called "Jizzyah" to continue living as non-Muslims. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism, he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the Abrahamic trilogy, and being the third, it is inevitably the most greatest of the three. in addition, as you would see in the Hajj pilgrimage on Mecca with everyone kissing the "black stone" that Abraham supposedly found, Islam is truly about the worship of [[Scientology|an alien meteorite that crashed in this world which just happened to be found by Abraham]]. the religion has invaded many countries and civilize the shit of them before [[Liberalism]] and "[[Enlightenment]]" did.

Muslims follow a based-on-facts fairy tale book called The Holy Qur'an, which is a slightly less [[TL;DR|lengthy]] version of [[Mein Kampf|Hitler's Bible]]. The only difference is that it contains a somewhat more descriptive account of the Muslim's annihilation of those infidels who dared to oppose their religion, mainly [[Pagans]]. Islam is also distinct from [[Christianity]] and [[Judaism]] because it has its own system of mind control known as "Five Pillars": [[Allah]] and [[Muhammad]], 5 Times Praying, Charity, Starving, and Worshipping a black stone, All of which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because it is [[Allah]]'s will to take advantage of anyone else when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and [[Pro-Ana|don't eat for one entire month]].

Under Islam, being a [[faggot]] and [[tranny]], not covering their whole bodies for women, [[masturbating]] publicly, [[raep|having sex outside marriage]], eating and drinking haram foods and beverages, watching porn, and having other haram stuffs, you will be stoned to death, which are fucking cool and agreeable. <!--Islam specialized in male suicide bombers, They are promised 72 virgins for their saintly death fighting the infidels, when vast majority of them arrives to hell, and to their surprise they are given 72 male virgins who will rape them throughout eternity.

All women and children (called ''moving black objects'' because they dress like garbage bags, but hey at least they're better than [[slut|sluts]], right?) from these Mudslimes countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to [[blowjob|blow]] people up ''(but not if we blow them up first!)''. The men can marry numerous women, hence you can often stop a Muslim man with an infidel woman--><!--Not only are Muslims [[terrorists]] and rapists, they are also pedophiles who marry [[loli|eight year old girls]]. [[CP]] Trafficking is a legal, high-[[profit]] business amongst Arabs, which is rapidly on track to surpass their [[Catholic]] arch-rivals if it hasn’t already. Any Muslim girl can get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary. Muhammad '''{{wikilink|Aisha#Marriage_to_Muhammad|even married a 6-year-old}}''' [[loli|girl]] and [https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5133 had sex with her when she was nine]-->

Liberals such as [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warrriors]] claim that Islam is Arabic for "Peace" and therefore Islam literally means the "Religion of Peace" (even cuckservatives such as [[W]] believe in this shit) when in fact this is all wrong. Islam is directly translated to "submission", that is to the will of [[God]]. it just happened that the Arabic word "Islam" sounded like "al-salaam" which is the actual word for Peace, but for retarded liberals, they sounded the same and therefore just as good. This means they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky, Then they must scream "Allahu Akbar!" and explode on the nearest [[Jew]], [[Christian]], [[Atheist]], or other infidels so that they can go to Heaven and be rewarded with 72 virgin trads.

Once you hear the word "Allahu Akbar" then run the fuck away as quickly as you can!

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== History of "The Religion of Peace and Tolerance™" ==

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Islam was founded when a gigachad masculine warrior and falsely accused pedophile from Mecca named [[Muhammad]] was fleeing from Quraysh [[police]] when he was exposed by Ancient Sasanian Chris Hansen for his marriage to 9 years old Aisha binti Abu Bakr (this was normal back then!). While hiding in a cave and starving due to the false accusation, he somehow discovered [[Fanfiction.net]] and had the bright idea of entertaining himself by plagiarising two famous novel created by [[Jews]] and [[Christians]] known as the Torah and the [[Bible]]. He couldn't resist massive desire, putting overpowered idealized [[Gary Stu]] of himself being pals with [[Jesus]] who will inevitably join into Muhammad's myriad world of god-fearing fetishes such as obeying the law, patriarchal [[misogyny]], and [[Jihad]]; His own take of [[crusade]] for anyone against him, especially "infidels" (called "Kafir" in Arabic language), a fancy way of saying non-Muslims.

<!--Solitary isolation in his cave combined with reading too much bad fanfic eventually took a toll on his sanity and multiplied his autism by a millionfold, he became unable to discern fiction from reality like an Arabic version of [[Chris-chan]] and was convinced that a higher power was urging him to publish his badly plagiarised story known as the Qur'an for the entire world to read so that he can go to Heaven and rape 72 virgin [[Waifu]]s.-->

Proud of his literary masterpiece, Muhammad went to Medina, then-Jewish city, and attempted to seek sponsorship from the rich Jews there to publish his work but once the Jews realised that this was copypasted, they sued Muhammad for [[Copyright Infringement]] and [[permabanned]] him from [[Judaism]] forever. still, due to his [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], Like [[Chris-chan]] putting his archenemy Mary Lee Walsh in his fanfic as the primary villain, Muhammad instead blamed the Jews for all the butthurt he suffered in his failure of a life and cast them as the primary villains of the story who want to [[troll]] him into being [[forever alone]] and prevent him in his Love Quest, explaining why such a blatant ripoff of Judaism had become so full of Mein Kampf-level [[Anti-Semitism]] from then on.

One may expect such bad fanfiction to [[fail]] and should have been lost forever in the anals of history, but that's not the case, it created so much [[drama]] that it quickly became the centre of attention especially in the boring desert life of the Arabs. Numerous [[Furries]] took pity on the [[aspie]] and, in a shitstorm that can today be only observed on [[4chan]] and [[Tumblr]], overran Medina's Jewish demographic with forced memes such as "MUH JIHAD" and "MUH 72 VIRGINS" until they [[Holocaust|gassed the kikes to death]] by the sheer lethality of their combined blow out. After Medina was conquered to be Jew-free, Muhammad turned his attention to his other archenemy: the ruling Quraysh of Mecca who trolled him in the past. The Hijra, the start of the Muslim Calendar, was perhaps the greatest moment of Mass Sperging in Ancient History, as Muhammad and his legions of masculinue Arabs conquered and pillaged Mecca, smashed its [[Pagan]] idols, tortured and executed the Quraysh, and had complete free time with all the women and children. Completing his conquest, he placed his own equivalent of a Sonichu medallion (which he claimed was a meteorite) onto Mecca's central house of worship, the Kaaba, and from now on made everybody in his community submit to it forever by smashing their head into the ground to make their brains get temporary Autism in emulation of Muhammad's. Thus Islam was born. As the religion spread, a bunch of Arabs built an astonishing raft in search of more gigachads on convert to Islam, these Arab visited the Malay Archipelago and taught the Malaysians the values of the religion, and now 1.8 billion gigachads follow it.

*Sufists: Pulls together the pseudo-profundity of [[Buddhism]] and the [[Obsessive-compulsive disorder|OCDs]] and [[unwarranted self importance]] of Islam to add, yet more items to the long-list of things that annoy Muslims.

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== Islamic Beliefs ==

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===Prophet Muhammad===

Muhammad was part [[Jesus]], part Genghis Khan and part moralfag. He was often credited for uniting the Middle East through the [[Jihad|spread of Islam]] but it was mainly because of his policy of conversion or [[jizz]] to those he conquered.  

Muhammad started his life as a [[7-11|merchant]] and taxi driver, but soon figured out that selling people his belief was a lot more profitable than selling dates and slurpees. He wrote some fact-based [[Fanfic|poetry]] about his conversations with God on his [[Fanfiction.net]] and added tons of [[friends]] looking for arbitrary rules to run each and every aspect of their lives.

Anything that Muhammad said are undeniable [[facts]], which are also the bases of Sunni Hadiths, but what if what he did said turned out to be false? it is weak and or fabricated, of course!

Muhammad was a gigachad masculine warrior who is falsely accused of pedophillia, because pedophillia didn't exist back then until industrial revolution and that's a fact! doesn't help that there is no condemnation of pedophillia in the bible at all, while faggots are prone to [[pederasty|molest children]] despite claiming to be against it. Muslims are following his actions, what he said, and his daily activities, and because of his masculinity and gigachadness, and being emulated as the perfect example for Muslims altogether with strong belief of [[Allah]], that's literally how the [[Taliban]] successfully pwned the US invaders, and even having their equipments seized to the Taliban, as well exposing who are the actual terrorists!

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<!--Happily for you, there is. The Qur'an and every significant Islamic scholar agree that killing some infidels, Jihad, will do the trick. You can be a drug-smoking pork-eating completely westernised sinner, but if you can top a few christians then that will almost certainly put you back in positive territory. You get more points for that than for anything else. Naturally you cant *really* be sure, so the best plan is to kill as many infidels as possible before the police shoot you. Those spree-killing "lone wolf" moslems are all terrified of hell, desperate to kill as many christians as they can before they are brought down, desperate to make those points up.

So, if you know a Moslem dude who is an ok sort of guy, not a fanatic or anything, and he goes on holiday to the old country and comes back all newly serious about his religion - be warned. That's the profile of a man who is going to commit Jihad. Happens all the time. Stay out of line of fire. Report him to the FBI. It will accomplish nothing, of course, but you did what you could.-->

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{{achtung|[https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2020/dec/analysis-new-home-office-report-admits-grooming-gangs-are-not-muslim-problem DISREGARD THAT, FUCKERS! TURNS OUT THERE '''IS''' NO CREDIBLE EVIDENCES FOR THOSE "GROOMING GANGS", AND THIS RESEARCH SHOWS THAT GROUP-BASED OFFENDERS ARE ACTUALLY MOSTLY WHITE!!1!!11!}}

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Once again, the Malaysians are at it again, getting butthurt over trivial horseshit. Malaysian Muslims are extremely upset over a girl holding 2 guinea pigs, <u>just because Guinean pigs have "pig" in their name</u> and are now burning flags and stocking up on heavy artillery to eradicate the infidels. Also, they are made angrier over the fact hot dogs have "dog"  in their name.-->

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|"Drop it, what are you waiting for? We are immune to [[homosexual]] radiation."|[[Taliban]], to US embassy (said privately and not public.)

<!--[[Image:European speech rights.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Muslim fucktards can't get their head around the fact that [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|holocaust denial is only illegal in Germany and Austria and even then the punishment is usually only a small fine]]. But no you go ahead and keep comparing the fining of a holocaust denier in Germany to Muslim lynch mobs beheading people and burning down embassies because someone in a small newspaper refused to submit to the retarded taboos of a religion and culture that they don't even belong to... Nice [[Jew|Job!]]. Actually even questioning the [[Holocaust Porn|Sex Million]] figure is a imprisonable crime in every European nation, plus [[Canada|Canuckistan]] and of course [[Israel|Kike Reich]].]]-->

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[[Cracker|Crusaders]] have been putting about the blasphemous rumour that Muslims want to kill all [[Christians]]. A classic example, ten eye doctors were recently killed in [[Afghanistan]] and the Western Satanic Press claimed that the Taliban had executed them for being Christian missionaries. This of course is untrue. The doctors were killed for practicing medicine incompatible with 7th century [[Saudi Arabia]]. It's Allah in a day's work for the [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10903737 Taliban]! -->

Also known as Akh-right, an [[alt-right]]-inspired Islamist movement, which consist of abrogating [[alt-right]] values and memes with traditional Islamic ones if supporting. as a result, they are ended up becoming Muslims on stereoids of cool and gigachadness, which is extremely powerful enough to countering the [[woke]] [[SJW]] [[liberal]] culture.

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*[https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/05/video-from-germany-muslim-enters-supermarket-begins-smashing-bottles-of-alcohol '''Infuriated German Muslim storms into a supermarket, chimpout and starts smashing beer bottles.'''] '''So much for being a Muslim loving country when beer is your culture.'''-->