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[[File:John_Harrison_King_Mug_Shot.jpg|thumb|If you're too [[Mexico|lazy]] to skim through the entire article, this image will sum up Harrison's life story in a nardshell for you.]] | |||
Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on a count of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator]. | |||
== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile == | |||
Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He soon began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like [[Manlytears|other would be "entertainers"]], he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his [[dox|personal information]] guarded, Harrison's true colors were soon revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family. | |||
=== "Have a Seat Right over There" === | |||
[[File:Harrison_Skype_Jacking.png|thumb|[[Sick fuck|Y HALLO THAR LADIES]]]] | |||
In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of ''[[Chris Hansen|To Catch a Predator]]'', Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them [[DO NOT WANT|his hideous micropenis]]. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his [[Pingas|tiny dick]]. | |||
{{quote|(destineeray): funny harrison says he never fapped on cam when he did it to me without even asking me if it was cool<br> | |||
(destineeray): he turned on cam and started wacking his shit not caring that my 5 year old daughter was there<br> | |||
(destineeray): i had to turn of cam<br>|A helpless victim of horny Harrison}} | |||
== Videos == | |||
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== Gallery == | |||
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File:30PeoplePretendTobeHarrison.png|30 people dress up in avatars that parody Harrison's irl fugliness during '''Operation Harrison Pigfoot'' | |||
File:Harrison_Batman.png|Harrison and The Penguin, separated at birth? | |||
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==Links== | |||
*[http://edgarssecondlifestuff.tumblr.com/tagged/HarriHoudinii More Dirt Including Disgusting Chat Logs] | |||
=== Second Life Accounts === | |||
*'''[https://my.secondlife.com/HarriHoudinii HarriHoudinii]''' - Current; Active | |||
*<strike>'''[https://my.secondlife.com/Harrison.Digfoot Harrison Digfoot]'''</strike> - B& | |||
*<strike>'''[https://my.secondlife.com/HarriHoudini HarriHoudini]'''</strike> - B& | |||
*<strike>'''[https://my.secondlife.com/dirtyharrii dirtyharrii]'''</strike> - B& | |||
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Revision as of 09:02, 23 September 2015
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PEDOPHILE WARNING. |
Harrison Digfoot (John Harrison King irl) is a bumbling NAMBLA member and Tamias the Chipmunk impersonator from Georgia who once had high hopes of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find that one venue that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on a count of being batshit insane and looking like Homer Simpson on meth), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is Second Life where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got more than he bargained for. Have a seat right over there now dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of Hansen vs Predator.
The Failed Musician turned Pedophile
Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He soon began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like other would be "entertainers", he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his personal information guarded, Harrison's true colors were soon revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.
"Have a Seat Right over There"
In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of To Catch a Predator, Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them his hideous micropenis. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his tiny dick.
—A helpless victim of horny Harrison | ||
Videos
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Gallery
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30 people dress up in avatars that parody Harrison's irl fugliness during 'Operation Harrison Pigfoot -
Harrison and The Penguin, separated at birth?
Links
Second Life Accounts
- HarriHoudinii - Current; Active
Harrison Digfoot- B&HarriHoudini- B&dirtyharrii- B&
is part of a series on Second Life  |
Anshe Chung • Boyd Doghouse • BritbongReturns • Christoph Naumova • Felinoid • Hardstylenno • Harrison Digfoot • IntLib • JaSonic • Kalel Venkman • Kopyboat • Krispup • Lemonade Coyote • Mircea Kitsune • MrDisambiguation • Prokofy Neva • Ralph Pootawn • Skuee • Tamias the Chipmunk • Urizenus Sklar • Voland • Yiffy Yaffle • Yoko Beaumont •
Justice League Unlimited • Lost Furest • Patriotic Nigras • FurNation • W-Hat • The Wrong Hands |
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Mental illness & Disorders |
Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex |
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| Fetishes: |
Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia | |
| E-Psychosis: |
Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases | |
| Experiments: |
ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary | |
| Sites: |
Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com | |
| See also: |
American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning |
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Types of CP [+] Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Child Modeling • Jailbait • Justin Berry • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon • Creepy Phil • WP:CP | |
V& Pedophiles [+] aediot • Alan The Panda • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrew Erickson • Carlos Deangelo Bell • Chris Forcand • Debra Lafave • Douglas L Payne Jr • Dwight Whorley • Dylan Thomas • Edarem • EDP445 • Gary Glitter • Jared Fogle • Jeffrey Epstein • Jerry Sandusky • John Forehand • John Mark Karr • Josef Fritzl • Joseph8276 • Ian Watkins • KK • Lisa Biron • MadThad0890 • Matthew Sammon • Michelle Lyn Taylor • Mistystuffer • MyIDIsPhat • Nathan Keefer • Nick Bate • Nikolas Cruz • Nurnberg • ohbutyouwillpet • P Diddy • Peter Bright • R@ygold • R. Kelly • Richard Bullis • Robert Casio • Sean Windingland • Sibe • Swirl Face • The Daytona Nine • Valis77 • Warren Jeffs | |
UnV& Pedophiles [+] Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • CamHead • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyraxx • Cyril Smith • Dan Schneider • Doomentio • Dr DisRespect • Dream • DrossRotzank • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Geoshea • GalaxyRailways2199 • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • Isabella Loretta Janke • James Terry Mitchell Jr • JaSonic • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • Joey Nigro • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Mar9122 • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Putrid • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Smartschoolboy9 • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • YandereDev • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zeitgueist | |
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