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[[File:John_Harrison_King_Mug_Shot.jpg|thumb|If you're too [[Mexico|lazy]] to skim through the entire article, this image will sum up Harrison's life story in a nardshell for you.]]
Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on a count of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].
Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on a count of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].


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=== "Have a Seat Right over There" ===
=== "Have a Seat Right over There" ===
 
[[File:Harrison_Skype_Jacking.png|thumb|[[Sick fuck|Y HALLO THAR LADIES]]]]
In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of ''[[Chris Hansen|To Catch a Predator]]'', Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them [[DO NOT WANT|his hideous micropenis]]. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his [[Pingas|tiny dick]].
In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of ''[[Chris Hansen|To Catch a Predator]]'', Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them [[DO NOT WANT|his hideous micropenis]]. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his [[Pingas|tiny dick]].


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[22:02] HarriHoudinii: ok its up
[22:02] HarriHoudinii: ok its up


[22:02] HarriHoudinii: i [[Legal_action|reported]] u to the police also they have ur video
[22:02] HarriHoudinii: i [[Legal_action|reported]] u to the police also they have ur video[[File:Ddffff.jpg|thumb|Compulsive lying and talking about himself in third person are both symptoms of Harri's brain damage.]]
 
[22:02] HarriHoudinii: and youa re on a [[Bullying|cyberbullying]] campaign
[22:02] HarriHoudinii: and youa re on a [[Bullying|cyberbullying]] campaign


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[22:07] Teen girl: [[GTFO|fuck off]]'''
[22:07] Teen girl: [[GTFO|fuck off]]'''
== Videos ==
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== Gallery ==
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File:30PeoplePretendTobeHarrison.png|30 people dress up in avatars that parody Harrison's irl fugliness during '''Operation Harrison Pigfoot''
File:Harrison_Batman.png|Harrison and The Penguin, separated at birth?
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==Links==
*[http://edgarssecondlifestuff.tumblr.com/tagged/HarriHoudinii More Dirt Including Disgusting Chat Logs]
*[http://pastebin.com/tupKpz6a Even more infos, including dox]


=== Second Life Accounts ===
=== Second Life Accounts ===

Revision as of 21:43, 5 May 2016

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
If you're too lazy to skim through the entire article, this image will sum up Harrison's life story in a nardshell for you.

Harrison Digfoot (John Harrison King irl) is a bumbling NAMBLA member and Tamias the Chipmunk impersonator from Georgia who once had high hopes of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find that one venue that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on a count of being batshit insane and looking like Homer Simpson on meth), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is Second Life where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got more than he bargained for. Have a seat right over there now dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of Hansen vs Predator.


The Failed Musician turned Pedophile

Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like other would be "entertainers", he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his personal information guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.


"Have a Seat Right over There"

Y HALLO THAR LADIES

In what looks as though it was lifted straight from an episode of To Catch a Predator, Harrison was literally caught with his pants down. As it turns out, one of Harrison's favorite past time is luring young girls into skype calls with him and then getting on camera and showing them his hideous micropenis. One such victim managed to catch Harrison in the act and took a screenshot of his tiny dick.

   
 
(destineeray): funny harrison says he never fapped on cam when he did it to me without even asking me if it was cool

(destineeray): he turned on cam and started wacking his shit not caring that my 5 year old daughter was there
(destineeray): i had to turn of cam

 


 
 

—A helpless victim of horny Harrison

Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him)

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: ok its up

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: i reported u to the police also they have ur video

Compulsive lying and talking about himself in third person are both symptoms of Harri's brain damage.

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: and youa re on a cyberbullying campaign

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: website

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: rambling about stalking someone

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: like ur big bully

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: nice job

[22:02] HarriHoudinii: got to be known for somthing right?

[22:03] Teen girl: noone cares you sister rapist

[22:04] Second Life: HarriHoudinii is offline.

[22:05] Second Life: HarriHoudinii is online.

[22:06] HarriHoudinii: yeh u say that alot on that cyberbully site

[22:07] HarriHoudinii: real spokesperson

[22:07] Teen girl: leave me alone

[22:07] HarriHoudinii: u have one to now

[22:07] Teen girl: fuck off

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