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{{quote|'''[[Greece|ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;]]'''|Ιούλιος}} | {{quote|'''[[Greece|ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;]]'''|Ιούλιος}} | ||
{{quote|'''[[Quebec|L'ANGLAIS, ESTIE COLIS DE TA MERE, TU LE PARLES?]]'''|Jules}} | {{quote|'''[[Quebec|L'ANGLAIS, ESTIE COLIS DE TA MERE, TU LE PARLES?]]'''|Jules}} | ||
{{quote|'''[[France|L'ANGLAIS, | {{quote|'''[[France|L'ANGLAIS, FILS DE PUTE, TU LE PARLES?]]'''|Jules}} | ||
{{quote|'''[[Argentina|¡INGLÉS, LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! ¿LO HABLÁS?]]'''|Julio}} | {{quote|'''[[Argentina|¡INGLÉS, LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! ¿LO HABLÁS?]]'''|Julio}} | ||
{{quote|'''[[Mexico|¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?]]'''|Julio}} | {{quote|'''[[Mexico|¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?]]'''|Julio}} | ||
Revision as of 23:33, 12 June 2011
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—Julio | ||
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—seluJ | ||
—Alex | ||
—EDiotian | ||
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—Juulas | ||
—Julius | ||
—Julius | ||
—Julius | ||
—Jules Bach | ||
—suílúJ | ||
—Julian | ||
—Julian | ||
—Meh | ||
—Julian | ||
—Jül | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—Júlíus | ||
—常旺 | ||
—주를스 | ||
—ジューレス | ||
—जिष्णु | ||
—ಜೈಲ್ ಜೂಲೀ | ||
—Джулс | ||
—Seánio | ||
—Jock | ||
—Júlio | ||
—Джулс | ||
—Julle | ||
—Ġulju | ||
—Gyula | ||
—Julius Caesar | ||
—Юлиян | ||
—Jishnu | ||
—Ĵulĉjo | ||
—Ιούλιος | ||
—Swedish Chef | ||
—Julek | ||
—Џулс | ||
—Juulius | ||
—արմոման92 | ||
—Iuliu | ||
—Julius | ||
—Jūlijs | ||
—Julio | ||
—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia | ||
—Ziu Giuliu | ||
—Swedish | ||
—จูลส์ | ||
—Slash Falcon | ||
—Jüls | ||
—Oralplease | ||
—00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011 | ||
—Daleks | ||
—PEter J. MAnn | ||
—Marklar | ||
—PEter J. MAnn | ||
—jan Juli | ||
—R2 | ||
—Júliusz | ||
—sǝlnɾ | ||
—j00l3z | ||
—Joda | ||
—Jule | ||
—Joles | ||
—Jaws | ||
—J͚͍͍̮̠̹̣̓̃̏͐̍͝uͬ̄̅͘le͙̜͐͠s̤̞͈͕̖͢ | ||
—Rozen Maiden | ||
—Catalan penguins | ||
—jakesully | ||
—Jules | ||
—Jules | ||
—Regards, Dolan | ||
—Jules' english ancestor | ||
—Julek | ||
—Iulius Caesar | ||
Origins
This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules), in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.
Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" Brett: "What?" Jules: *Overturns table* "What country you from?" Brett: "W-W-What?" Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?" Brett: "...What?" Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" Brett: "YES!" Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!" Brett: "Yes!" Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!" Brett: "What? I--" Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!" Brett: "He's... He's black." Jules: "Go on!" Brett: "He's bald!" Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?" Brett: "What?" Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!" Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Jules: "Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?" Brett: "I DIDN'T!" Jules: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody e'cept Mrs. Wallace." Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?" Brett: "Yes." Jules: "Well, there's this passage I got memorized... it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!'" Brett is shot dead. THE END!
^TL;DR^ Just watch the fucking video.
This memorable line has also been used in the Adult Swim series The Boondocks.
ZOMG they have a Sims version of it too! Epic lulz!
Current usage
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.
See Also
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NO I CANT QUIT YELLIN, CAUSE THATS HOW I TALK WHEN I CANT CLOSE MAH POOL! -
Does He Look Like A Bitch?! -
HE'S GOT BIG EYES, BIG TEETH -
No u dont.
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Ive seen better cat_macros. -
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Pishtol. -
EFG Marcellus Wallace. -
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Shakespeare, ftw. -
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WELL DOES HE? -
WELL DOES HE? 2.0 -
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Bucket seal version -
GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! -
The actual wallet Mr. Jackson uses. -
EMFDOYSI statement put to use as demonstrated by a fellow /b/tard
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