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No Homo
Eazy-E invented gangsta rap. He also died of AIDS; the main chemical involved in the creation of his music.
Niggers in the making.

"Crap", also known as hippity hop, refers to Retards-Attempting-Poetry. Ear-Rape, and sometimes rap, started out as music made by niggers specifically for consumption by the hip black community.  Ironically (thanks to MTV), the majority of rap fans are wiggers, Puerto Ricans, Romanians, Jews, and even Asians. Rap has become completely stale today, and most rappers only make shitty music for money. Rap was taken over and revamped by the middle class, but this gradually changed. The black community regards this as highly offensive, as blacks never steal anything from whites. Evar.

Terrorists of Popular Music

You've been warned.
From Tupac's music video for Ambition Az A Ridah
   
 
I don't mean everything about rap is crap. I just mean the majority of it.
 

 
 

Eminem, stating the obvious

Rap is a genre of music created by criminals and niggers (which are the same thing) where the "rapper" (a.k.a. a faggot or high school dropout) rhymes about such diverse themes as raping bitches, smoking crack/weed, killing Da Poleese, and getting money, which is played over a drum beat or sample. Famous rappers include Biggie Smalls, 2 Pac, NAS, Puff Daddy, George Bush and A Tribe Called Quest, but nowadays rap is dominated by attention-whores, white faggots (see Asher Roth and Mac Miller), pedos, homosexuals and rich Jews (see Drake).

Rap is also extremely innovative. Never before did anyone ever have the idea of calling the extremely common sight of niggers fantasizing about raping, murdering, and looting "music".

Side Effects of Listening to Rap

Rappers are known to steal cars and rape ho's off the backs of their retarded listeners. Many rap fans suffer from health issues as a result of listening to rap. Rap music instantly blows your ears open, causes its listeners to lose an incredible amount of brain cells for every nanosecond they listen to it, causes you to go back millions of years in evolution, regresses you to a monkey dumber than a fucking chimp, and gives you AIDS. Even if you're not a nigger, the second you listen to rap, you WILL find yourself on COPS being beaten up and tazed by Animal Control.

Rap and Hip Hop

Rap's politically correct 'brother', Hip Hop was also rap's negligent parent. Although adherents primarily regard it as a "lifestyle" and/or "movement, Hip hop is defined as "music" (rap), "art," and "dance." As a musical genre, "hip hop" is supposedly more thoughtful, conscious, and 'cleaner' than "rap" and thus tl;dr and shit nobody cares about since it promotes such ludicrous ideals as black pride, respect for black women, and non-violence, while it denounces such things as black-on-black violence, using the word "nigger", calling any women "bitches", and all the other stereotypical trappings of the gangsta rapper's 'ghetto nigger' lifestyle. 

Most hip hop 'artists' consider themselves to be more educated, enlightened, and 'advanced' than other rappers and look down upon their gun-toting brethren (who sell more records in one day than they do in a career). Many black "hip hoppers" have converted to Islam and adopted Arabic names in order to flaunt their piety. However, 99.9% of them are hypocrites who enjoy smoking blunts, drinking Cosmopolitans, and having sex with anything that moves while eating bacon sandwiches laced with X.

Enjoying Rap

NWA's trolling of the music industry still resonates today...
...joke's on you, niggaz
  • Blacks enjoy Rap through extraordinaraly large speakers. They increase bass to make their music more obscene while purchasing blunt wraps from the local gas station.
  • Whites-myself-enjoy rap with headphones, to avoid rape at the local gas station.

Rap Dance

Even white guise are experts at the amazing dance.
Even Jesus can't forgive this shit.

Kid gets owned by a Breakdancer

Slavery Reinstated

   
 
Hip hop has become a minstrel show designed to make blacks look ghetto and white youth control what hip hop artists do by virtue of their purchasing power.
 

 
 

Truth

Rappy Merchants

Moar info: Beastie Boys.


Many rappers, particularly those who have converted to Islam, express a personal dislike of Jews. For instance, Chuck D of Public Enemy once praised epic Jew-hater Louis Farrakhan as "a prophet" and complained that the Jews who control the media were crucifying him, just like they did to Jesus. Professor Griff, another PE member, went so far as to blame Jews for the majority of evil in the world, including unleashing "bling" culture onto black ghettoes through their control of the diamond industry. However, Public Enemy's first album was produced by the Jew Rick Rubin and all of the businessmen responsible for distributing their music were Jewish, revealing it all to be a staged spectacle put on by the Jews to confuse and entertain the populace and make money out of others' misfortunes.

Essentially, rap music is nothing more than a plot by the Jews to convince black people that it's cool to be angry and violent criminals fated for zoo, while they make lots of media money by selling records of blacks being angry and violent criminals in the zoo as entertainment. Essentially, it's modern day slavery. Not that black people need much encouragement in this regard.

   
 
most record labels may give you some money up front but in most cases this is simply a loan that you have to pay back before you ever make one red cent. Every expense the label incurs for it’s signed artist the artist actually pays for.
 

 
 

   
 
For example in 2002 The popular rap group “Dirty” was signed to universal records but was dead broke and couldn’t even pay their monthly bills.
 

 
 

   
 
The second most popular female rap group “TLC” sold over 65 million records worldwide but only brought home an estimated $15,000 per year and eventually had to file bankruptcy.
 

 
 

   
 
Most artists that are signed to labels make zero dollars off their music because they don’t own their music the label does. Plus, they only get a small percentage of the sales and on top of that many artists are in debt to the label because of the cash advances they have already received.
 

 
 

   
 
Most of their money is made on the road doing shows and selling merchandise. But many artists live beyond their means in order to project the image of success and behind closed doors are fighting off the IRS from tax evasion. Just a few examples are Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Nas, Scarface, Lil Kim & Ja Rule.
 

 
 

A cracker who knows the (((truth)))




Constructing the Rapper

A W Mann, prophet without honor
Rappers did not exist, so it was necessary to invent them
Tie-in merchandising can be hugely profitable

Lifestyles of the Rich and Criminal

Rappers smoke overpriced schwag, smoke heavily cut/overpriced crack, drink overpriced liquor, pop meth-cut/overpriced X and generally use the dollars of their adoring fans to pay the bikini-clad black women who strip for them were originally honor students at college, but were kidnapped, brainwashed and are now permanent prisoners in the mansions of the hip-hop artists.

It is also worth noting that in order to be a rapper, you must hate white people. It is, however, acceptable if you buy overpriced brand-name products from whitey, such as cars you don't know how to drive (e.g. Mercedes, Cadillac, Lamborghini, Rolls Royce, Bentley), jewelry you look like an asshole wearing (e.g. Rolex), designer clothing you trash daily (e.g. Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada) and other sophisticated things that niggers are too stupid or lazy to make.

Clothing

One of the greatest rappers of all time

Hip hop apparel usually consists of dangerously baggy pants that drag on the ground and trip the rapper, boxers that are constantly visible, a 25-pound matching hooded sweatshirt, oversized brown boots, fake jewelry, $500 Air Force 1 shoes (because "they're fuckin' hot kicks") and the ape inside of it all (see right). Wiggers can wear this, but their typical attire is usually wearing dark and nylons with blue flames and a lame ass dragon on the back.

Tips to Rapping Fashion

  • Wear baggy clothing to look like a complete tool.
  • Claim you're the best thing since sliced bread
  • Rap about drugs, sex and money.
  • Own a collection of flat-brimmed hats that all have LA or NY on them.
  • Wear excessive cologne and grills.
  • Own about 2,000 pairs of shoes, yet never ever tie any of them.
  • Wear excessive bright colors that don't match at all.
  • Walk with your hands tucked into your jeans.
  • Pretend to like whitey sports (ex: golf).
  • Pretend to hate the police while at the same time show that you don't care what they think.
  • Pretend to be from "da hood", which is actually just a fictional place with couches on the lawn and rabid dogs.
  • Find out WHO THE HELL SHORTY IS! He's in like every freakin' rap song! Who the hell is he?

What Classifies As A Rap Song?

Soulja Boy, your typical one (s)hit wonder rap artist. Remember Sisqó? Probably not if you were born post-1990.

For a song to classify as rap, one must be able to identify most or all of the following elements:

Rules of Rap

Not to be confused with...
  1. All post-1990s rap songs are ripoffs of other songs.
  2. Rhyme; it's called retards attempting poetry for a reason.
  3. Use copious filler.
  4. Absolutely under no circumstances can you use a time signature other than 4/4.
  5. All white rappers suck, no exceptions.
  6. Originality is bad.
  7. If you're not gangster, you don't belong.
  8. Rap about bitches, hoes and tricks -- especially if the only women you get are stank-ass, STD-infected prostitutes.
  9. Button your clown lips. If you bitch about your Jew paymasters, they will kick you to the kerb before you know what hit yo bitch ass. (Archived: here)

Creation of a Hip-Hop Song

Legendary producer and known kike-puppet, Dr Dre in the studio.
The fabled "hood" which is spoken of so much in rap.
SUP DAWG

First, a music producer goofs around on a cheap Casio keyboard. You know, the kind you could pick up for five bucks at a flea market and has old leaked batteries inside of it and sticky juice-stained keys. Around 45 seconds later, the proper beat and tempo are found. Then the artist starts rapping some half-assed poetry about his clothes, slutty women shaking their stinky asses, lame double-entendres, acting like a total moron at a club, and his watermelon harvest. A sampled melody from an unpopular Alan Parsons Project song may be included by the producer. And that's how a hip-hop song is made. If that's too advanced for you, we here at ED have created a handy guide:

  1. First, you must create a TOTALLY PIMPED-OUT and preferably illogical pseudonym because regular old names are too boring for today’s X-TREME generation.
  2. To establish yourself as a totally unique individual, you must write songs about highly innovative and original topics such as sex, drugs, violence, money, women, and nightclubs, because those topics have never been written about or even discussed before.Remember, nobody likes a poser! Also make sure to be sexist and racist towards white people.
  3. When you write a song, go for style and not substance! Make sure you rhyme as many times as you can. Don’t worry about sacrificing the coherence of your message to all your forced rhyming; there’s no substitute for kool!!! In fact, the more incoherent your song is, the better. For inspiration, see Riding Dirty. Also, a lot of swearing. Every other line, say fuck, shit, bitch, hoe, nigga, ass, dick, pussy, piss, or muthafucka. You are trying WAY too hard if the chorus of your song contains more than 5 different words.
  4. Make sure to repeatedly lace your lyrics with random vocal interjections such as "uh-huh," "yeah," "dat's right," and most recently "ballin" to remind everyone that you’re totally off the hook. Of course, these meaningless vocal spasms of shite do not serve to fill the void when you can’t think of more substantial things to rap about...
  5. Don't even bother about singing, because that takes talent and effort. Just talk in somewhat of a rhythm—occasionally. Speak normally the rest of the time. Make certain that you butcher the English language as much as you can. Never speak correctly. That's not being totally pimped, yo!
  6. Turn on the radio to a rock station. Listen for a catchy guitar riff and record it. Synthesize it, and alter it slightly. Loop it about 100+ times and you have your VERY OWN, NON-PLAGIARIZED RAP SONG! Next, drop random samples of police sirens and load guns to prove you're a badass rebel. Then give yourself a cookie.
  7. Don't forget to put a picture of a hot woman on your CD cover to compensate for your lack of hot women in the real world. Also, do it to boost the sales of your CD because you know your shit sucks, and is hence likely to attract the sort of crowd liable to use it for a cheap wank.
  8. Sit on your lazy, narcissistic ass and let other people who are more competent and talented than you mix, produce, print and publish the album.
  9. ??????????
  10. PROFIT!

PROTIP: It is impossible for a rap "song" to be written by just one rapper. It's a little-known fact that every rap song features at least 100 other rappers, most of whom are unknown. In fact, the majority of every rap CD does not feature the actual rapper itself.

Anatomy of a Rap Song

The Notorious K.K.K.
Poop Dong is not sure if want...
#truth

For the Jews to make any money off this garbage, they have to have a systematic formula that both sells albums and retards the middle class. It also has the ability to make you "uncool" for seeing it for what it really is: THE SAME STUPID SHIT - EVERY FUCKING TIME. Top men have been studying this for years and have finally broken it down. Be warned, however: if you enjoy rap music, and still do after seeing this, you might be retarded. Only your physician can tell.

  1. Start out with a single loop. Every fucking rap song in existence is in a 4/4 time signature, which is due to the fact that it's all that's covered in the instruction manual that came with the equipment they stole and that niggers can't comprehend music theory in general. The initial loop is going to continue the whole song, so make it "good"! PROTIP: Rip off a song that's already been famous. Rule of thumb: Whatever that song made when it was released will be multiplied by the current cost of living in record sales (which in a nigger's case is only about as big as his welfare check, but you'd be surprised). Their record label will keep all the money anyway. It's probably owned by Dr. Dre.) 
  2. Just before the beat comes in, scream your fucking name, then scream the DJ's name, then scream your label's name. The more names you can fit in the beginning of the song will determine how much people will give a crap when your shitsampler destroys EVERYTHING REAL MUSICIANS WORK FOR. Example: "LIL (insert name)! FEATURING (misspelled something, then misspelled your name) and DJ (someone no one knows).
  3. After shouting over 9000 names, give a shout out to who your target audience is. Since it's niggers and suburban kids who wish they were niggers, it's probably going to be somewhere where poor people live. For added lulz, tell them how you contribute to social growth and society in general. Example: "Doin' it beeeg n da dirty south dawgs keepin' it real! for all my homies and shawtys, word!"
  4. Beat comes in; again, it's a 4/4 time signature. As long as the bass is turned up all the way, it could be a chimp farting on a snare drum and it will still get played in the club. BE SURE TO INCLUDE GUN SHOTS AND POLICE SIRENS. Without them, you're not a baller. And no one will take you seriously if it doesn't sound like someone was being shot when you were recording this. Statistics show that most gunshots in rap songs were actually fired during recording.
  5. Here comes the easy part: LYRICS! Basically, to efficiently write rap songs, templates are available. Each record company has their own, and they work similar to Mad Libs. Just fill in the blanks and you are good to go! Make up words for extra points! EXAMPLE: (PROPER NOUN) BE (VERB) CAUSE I LOOK SO (ADJECTIVE); (NOUN) WANNA (VERB) ME WHEN I (VERB) THEIR (NOUN). Since black people can't understand English, it actually makes it better for some reason. No one knows why. It's probably because if you're stupid enough to like it, you're stupid enough to understand it.
  6. Write your hook! It should include at least one of the following subjects:
  • Looking good.
  • How cool your car is.
  • Your guns.
  • How easy it is to get women.
  • How much paper you make.
  • How nice your clothes are.
  • How jealous others are of your talent.
  • How great you are.
  • How great your neighborhood is.
  • Something tragic.

N.B. If utilizing the concept of tragedy, it must relate to black people for it to be taken seriously. If it happened to white people, the government would have stepped in and helped because THEY DON'T SELF PERPETUATE NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES ABOUT THEIR PEOPLE FOR PROFIT. Yea, that's what rap is.

Basically, just a lie. It's not like you have anything to prove anyhow. Since it sounds like something someone already did, it's going to sell.

  1. INSERT HORRIBLE FEMALE SINGER NO ONES EVER HEARD OF NOA! The less known, the better! That way, while she's fucking you for a shot at fame, she might make it really big in the meantime and insure your future as well! Better start hitting the strip clubs! PROTIP: Make them spell something. This shows that she actually has learned in her education.
  2. After repeating the hook over 9000 times, repeat step 1 until you run out of memory on your stolen Acer laptop. 
  3. Burn to CD or your Zune (also stolen.)
  4. FUCKING FAMOUS.

Music Videos

Every rap video ever

If the song is about love (e.g. "I love da way you shake dat ass" in the chorus), then the music video will include scenes of the rapper in question cheating on his girlfriend and then winning her back by giving her a new necklace or diamond ring or something similar. These scenes will be, of course, intercut with clips of the rapper and his "crew" sitting in a hot tub with bikini-clad women. Little did you know that Snoop dog has a lighter softer side.

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See also

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