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Scientology and CRIMES

Whenever engaging in an conversation with a scilon, they will attempt to put you in intellectual checkmate by shouting "What are YOUR crimes?" They will never allow you to answer, they will just keep shouting it over and over, because as all cults know, nothing breaks people like a mindless chant.

All scilons are under the conception that anyone who is critical of their money grubbing cult is a criminal and therefore guilty of a crime.

Types of CRIMES

Since you won't be allowed to answer the question, these are some of the CRIMES scilons will accuse you of:

Black crime and how the liberal media spins it and ensures the blacks are always the "victims"

Organized crime activity

Organized crime activity or social service is a universal human right not every race on earth seems to take profit of. Most of the time, crimes are universally committed by the five most despised people in the world. Organized crime includes being merciful and supplying the needy with brain-enhancing sweets and peace-keeping tools, serving the masculine welfare while supplying the barren streets with fleshy entertainment and making sure there's social and economical stability by dividing money from banks, warehouses and security vans between the poor. 99,9% of this social service can be applied to hard working well-doers from the following races :

  • Italians
  • Russians
  • Mexicans
  • Colombian Spics
  • Colombian Niggers
  • Chinese
  • Japanese
  • European Jews (Ashkenzim as they HATE being related to Whites or anything European)
  • Jew Spics (Sephardim Jews from Spain and Northern Italy)
  • Arab Jews (Mizrahim)
  • Albanians
  • Serbs
  • East Indians
  • Jamaicans
  • American Niggers
  • Rednecks
  • Cockneys
  • Scousers
  • Geordies
  • Poshies/Upper Class Englishmen
  • British Niggers
  • Irish
  • Scottish
  • Montenegrins (aka Albanians in denial)
  • Bosnians (aka unwanted Serbs in denial)
  • Somalis (aka Ancient Egyptians in denial)
  • Dominicans (aka Spanish niggers)
  • Chechens
  • Turks
  • Kurds
  • Pikeys
  • Southern French
  • French Gypsies
  • Armenians
  • Lebanese (aka Arabized Greeks in denial)
  • Indians (not to be confused with the Injuns)
  • American Injuns
  • Canadian Injuns
  • Belizeans
  • Vietnamese
  • Viet-Chinks
  • Nigerians
  • Coloureds ( the South African mutant offspring of a bunch of raped whites, niggers, indians and gooks)
  • Tamils (Indian Niggers)
  • Puerto Ricans
  • Brazilian Spics
  • Brazilian Niggers
  • Dutch
  • Filipinos
  • Azerbaijanis (Turks in denial version 1.0)
  • Georgians
  • Yazidis (devil-worshipping Kurds)
  • Pakistanis
  • Berbers of the Moroccan and Algerian variety
  • Corsicans
  • Georgian Jews
  • Kyrgyz (Uzbeks in denial)
  • Uzbeks (Kyrgyz in denial)
  • Assyrians (the guys who claim an empire that never existed)
  • Salvadoran and Guatemalan Spics
  • Cambodians
  • Hmong (Down-syndrome Asians)
  • Laotians (Thais in denial )
  • White Cubans
  • Cuban Niggers
  • Haitians (French Niggers)
  • Aztec Mexicans
  • Afghans
  • Surinamese (Dutch Niggers version 1.0)
  • Antilleans (Dutch Niggers version 2.0)
  • Bulgarians (Turks in denial version 2.0)
  • Moluccans (Indonesian Niggers )
  • Papuans (neanderthals )
  • Maoris, Samoans and Tongans (Pacific Injuns)
  • Greeks
  • Mhallamis (Kurds/Arabs/Assyrians in denial)
  • Pakies (Arabic Indians in denial)
  • Polaks ( Germanic Russians in denial)
  • East Indians (Indians in Guyana, Suriname and the Caribbean)
  • Caniggers (with half of their country flooding with minorities there HAS to be a lot of crime in the country)

Thank God for the existence of these caring society-contributors.

Proper Form of CRIMES

When talking to scilons OL, this is the only acceptable response to "What are your crimes?"

 
 
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