Native

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Native //neɪtɪv// From French natif, from Latin nativus, from natus, ‘birth’.

Adjective

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1. Characteristic of or relating to people inhabiting a region from prehistoric times who receive money checks Cash american -- fundage and such for their ancestors having been pwnt by evil squatters.

Noun

1. A person who is descended from people who squatted the land first, making it theirs by inheritance.
2. A North American Injun or Aboriginal person.
3. Sometimes used pejoratively against indigenous peoples by the colonizers.

   Some asshole natives must have kidnapped andraep'd our cattle. Thereby, justifying every fucked up thing we do, henceforth, in the name this great nation and righteous, upstanding folk..

Usage

The term "native" has different social and political connotations. In some cases, it refers to a brand of cigarettes offered by the first nations to kill off invaders with cancer and emphysema. In other cases it is a neutral, descriptive term, for someone with an accent that makes one want to gouge his or her ears out, like a "native" New Yorker or a native of India... or where-the-fuck ever. However, in the context of colonialism; especially Britfag colonialism; the term "colonial native" was a disparaging and patronizing word for Americunts. Brits knew that Americans were incapable of taking care of themselves and in need of The Royal Family to rule their lives. At present English speakers use it, or don't, because Americans don't know what it means nor do they give a shit. This connotation led to drama over the preference of the terms Native American or Injuns, but is far better than being dubbed a worthless alcoholic or a lazy welfare recipient. In the movie, the Gangs of New York, "natives" are whites who want to keep the land pure and free of drunken, ginger Irishmen and sheepfucking Welshmen. Much more can be learned from the other ED articles, found below.

Other uses that nobody cares about

• A band from France
• A type of rock music made on reservations
• A character in X-Men comics
• An album by OneRepublic
• In computing, software is native support when it is running on the operating system for which it was written and not running (if you can call it that) under WINE.

Hard Evidence

Video Footage

Caveman Casino.

Natives Dancing.

Aboriginals Hanging Out.

Rapping.

Using Knoives to Deal with Invasive Peoples.

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See also

• Injun
• Aboriginal
• African
• Welfare
• Alcohol

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