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Tanner Horner

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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
It's all OK. He's just taking her to meet Sailor Moon
It's all OK. He's just taking her to meet Sailor Moon

Bad news, we have another fucked in the head kiddie fucker and rapist that murdered a sweet and innocent 7-Year-Old girl by the name of *Athena Strand,

Good news: the Ass Hat went and did it in that Gun loving, Redneck populated, Wincest filled state of Texas but at least he had the Balls to admit that he was one seriously fucked up, sick puppy on April 7, 2026 and will most likely get a needle in his arm because the only other states that know how to handle a pedo better than Texas are that trailor park, Meth smoking state of Florida and the great state of Ohio that understands that if you announce the crime that everyone is serving when they're walking into the Cell Block, you can tell everyone who the pedo piece of Shit is so that they know who to play life flight with.

Life flighting is an Uber fun game where you Stomp the shit out of a pedo so that a Helicopter has to come in and take them to a hospital. Then the pedo returns after his hospital stay, is put back in general population again snd the game starts all over. Correction officers never see it happen and recordings all of a sudden get corrupted so long as you follow the 1 and only rule of the game: don't Kill Herbert the Pervert.

How He Did It

Athena's Chtistmas present

We already know that you Sick Fucks are ready to take notes and think that you can improve on his method and not get caught. Well you can Slag off you bloody Sods

Prosecutors and Police believe that Horner's Kidnapping of Athena was a crime of oppurnity. Working for Fed Ex, that wannabe version of the United States Postal Service that can actually turn a profit, was delivering a Christmas package of You Can Be Anything Barbies to Athena's House.

Sorry to go off topic and get a little Dark but wouldn't it be wonderfully Ironic if there was a Coroner or Mortician Barbie included in the box instead of the ever Cliché, basic Barbie set of a Ballarina, Scientist, Chef or Crack Head, it comes with a black Barbie.

Being from a trusting part of rural Texas, Ironically named Paradise, that had neither Mexicans or Blacks to be afraid of, Athena's Step-Mother didn't think twice about letting a 7-Year-Old Girl answer the door when there was a knock at it.

Seeing Athena at the door, all 67 pounds of her, his Pedo brain took over and so he snatched her up and ran to his truck, it was a camera inside of the truck that shows him throwing Athena inside his truck and then telling her twice "Don't Scream Or I'll hurt you!"

It was only after the fact that our Genius criminal had the bright idea of covering up the camerea.

Our advice? Don't even think about it you broken brained, under developed personality, Autistic sick fucks. Get a job at a Department Store, if Amazon hasn't driven them all out of business, steal one of the child mannequins and hump in until you peel all the skin off of your Dick.

The Kiddy Murdering Freak's Excuse

We're dissapointed with Teaxas. Where're the jumper cables, a car battery and sponges soaked in salt water? At least let us see one of the cop's Police Side-Handled Batons, quite the long name, just call it a fucking Tonfa, stuck up his ass.

Like all Dumbasses, Horner couldn't seem to keep his story straight. This is what the police were able to piece together.

on November 30, 2022 was a great day for our soon to be Murderer. Good breakfast, he took a good Shit and getting to work was uneventful.

According to Horner, It all happened soon after he made the delivery to Athena's house. He was backing out of the house's driveway when he accidently hit Athena with his truck. Horner said that Athena wasn't seriously hurt when he hit her but, acting on his monkey brained DNA, he was terrified about what might happen if he told her Father or Step-Mother so he scooped Athena up and threw her into his truck.

Thinking that he was a Kung-Fu master, Horner said that he tried to break Athena's neck.

You see what we're doing here? We're doing what the FBI calls Tactical Empathy. By using the names of the Victim and sick fuck over and over we are Subconsciously manipulating you to sympathize with that poor, innocent, little, 7-year-old girl Athena and to despise that sick ass Chomo Tanner Horner. Even the adjectives are a part of this technique. Stay in School kids. Isn't Psycholgy the coolest?

We apologize for the digression. Realizing that breaking a little girl's neck isn't as easy as Tv makes it out to be, Horner decided that it would be easier to just choke Athena until she was Dead.

Once dead, Horner said that he drove 10 miles to an empty, rural part of Boyd Texas and tossed the little girl out of his truck like she was a bag of Garbage.

What Prosecutors And The Police Say

Prosecutor James Stainton
   
 
We have DNA. Not only do we have initial DNA from Athena that has Tanner Horner’s DNA under her fingernails. We also have Tanner Horner’s DNA in places where you shouldn’t find DNA on a 7-year-old girl,

 

 
 

—Prosecutor James Stainton

Not having evidence before Athena was in the truck, Prosecuter James Stainton and police believe that Horner's kidnapping of Athena Strand was a crime of opportunity.

Either she was outside or Horner snached her when she ansered the door, police have evidence of her being in Horner's truck thanks to the camereas that FedEx have installed in their trucks. Despite Horner's claim's that Athena was injured, video from the FedEx camera shows her on her knees, afraid, uncertain about what was going to happen to her.

Despite his covering up of the camera, audio exists of Horner attacking, possibly Sexually Assaulting the young girl and then murdering her.

Following the dumping of Athena's body, Prosecutor Stainton says that Horner went back to work, in true Psycho fashio, delivering packages on his route like nothing had happened.

Prosecutor James Stainton says that the only Trutful statement that Horner made was his admission that he murdered Athena.

Hoping to avoid the Death penalty, after pleading guilty to his crime of murdering a little girl, Horner took police to where they could find Athena's body.

The Devil Made Him Do It Defense

Even though Tanner Horner claims to feel remorse, accepts responsability for his actions and has pleaded guilty to his crime of strangling Athena Strand to Death, he still has to face a jury of blood thirsty Texans that enjoy watching a child killer get a needle in the arm for his sentencing phase.

Trying to get Horner life in Prison instead of having to ride the lightning, Horner's attorney, Lindsay Thompson is throwing everything that she can at the wall, hoping that something sticks.

Such classics include Brain Damage, his mother drinking when she was pregnant with him, autism, being physically abused by his parents, a rough childhood, Bullying and eating paint chips, that's just a colloquial way of saying lead poisoning for you idiots out there.

In a plot twist that can only be written by a bad, Hollywood, hack writer (think George Lucas), Horner's big defense is now claiming that he suffers from Multiple personality disorder and that he wasn't the one who killed Athena but actually his alter ego Zero that committed the murder.

Horner claims that after he hit Athena with his truck that she wouldn't calm down or quit crying Really?, not wanting to get fired or go to Prison, his alter ego Zero took over, threw her in the back of the truck and to Shut The Fuck Up because he was going to take her to a hospital.

Horner said that it was Zero that actually murdered Athena.

   
 
I didn't do it, but he did, and that's what fucks with me... I'm wondering who the hell's been in my head this whole time.
 

 
 

—Tanner Horner pretending that the devil made him do it

Looking to follow the great American tradition of passing the buck and putting the blame on something out of his control, Horner made claims that it was shorly after he started working for FedEx that Zero started to emerge.

Sounding like he got his understanding of Multiple Personalities from the movie Fight Club, claiming that stress was to blame and he would wake up, having lost days at a time - unaware of what he had done or that it was like being the pasanger in the back seat of a car. He could see where he was going but he wasn't able to choose the direction that the car was going.

In a desperate attempt to explain why Athena was found Naked, Horner tried to explain that it was Zero's idea to undress Athena, throw her clothes out on the road all because Zero thought it would be funny.

We can't wait to hear Horner's excuse when the prosecution asks him why they found his Baby Gravy all over Athena.

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See Also

  • Dying alone Quite Doubtful. Either a big black guy named Buba will choke him to death in his cell or there will be people in the same room with him when he gets the needle.

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