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Julius and Ethel Rosenberg

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Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were a pair of filthy commie Jews from Jew York who—following the Jews' victory over Hitler in World War II—decided to participate in a nefarious plot to obtain the Jewnited States' plans for the mighty Atomic Bomb and give them to the Soviet Union so the Ruskies could obliterate America and turn Earth into a communist utopia. For their act of treason, the Rosenbergs both avoided the horror of dying in the gas chamber and were instead humanely roasted alive in the electric chair on June 19, 1953.

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Blame these ugly kikes for making the Cold War so much worse than it had to be.

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One of the most important witnesses against the Rosenbergs, in fact the most important witness, was another Jew Communist spy - Ethel's own brother, David Greenglass. He was initially indicted as a co-conspirator but saved his own neck by turning on his own flesh and blood. In return for his kikery, Greedglass (who was also guilty as fuck and should have been put in the oven) only got a 15-year sentence, and he only served 10 years of it.

Much later, it turned out that in his efforts to wriggle out of being executed, Greedglass had knowingly committed perjury on a massive scale, just making up any old shit so long as it put his sister in a worse light than him.

Greedglass was allowed a special day pass from prison, and a ticket giving him a front-row seat at the executions of his sister and his brother-in-law (pictured right). He took the opportunity to sell popcorn and autographs, and raffled tickets for that month's Canasta night at the Israeli Embassy. After the executions, as he was led back to his cell, Greedglass told reporters: "You should have seen their faces. I laughed and laughed and laughed."

   
 
I don't care. I sleep well.
 

 
 

—Greedglass in 2001, shrugging off his own treachery   1   2

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Bad fanart of the Rosenbergs by a typical commie sympathizer from DevianTART.


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