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== What Are Muslims Person looks like == | == What Are Muslims Person looks like == | ||
===Men=== | ===Men=== | ||
Muslim men can easily be spotted even in the society claiming to be "civilized": they sport stylish dishrags wrapped around their cavernously empty heads, wear sandals even in the winter, and walk around in pajamas. Being Arabs, they are unfailingly lazy and do not contribute positively to society, but instead of being middle eastern in appearance they are instead the colour of a burrito brown. Physically, ragheads have aquiline noses and prodigious amounts of hair growing in every part of their body and indeed out of every major [[Goatse|orifice]]. Their monobrows are startlingly reminiscent of two caterpillar moths trying to eat each other. | Muslim men can easily be spotted even in the society claiming to be "civilized": they sport stylish dishrags wrapped around their cavernously empty heads, wear sandals even in the winter, and walk around in pajamas. Being Arabs, they are unfailingly lazy and do not contribute positively to society, but instead of being middle eastern in appearance they are instead the colour of a burrito brown. Physically, ragheads have aquiline noses and prodigious amounts of hair growing in every part of their body and indeed out of every major [[Goatse|orifice]]. Their monobrows are startlingly reminiscent of two caterpillar moths trying to eat each other. | ||
[[File:SandPeople.jpg|thumb|center|150px|Traditional muslim attire]] | |||
===Women=== | ===Women=== | ||
Muslim Women are forced to wear ridiculous beekeeper outfits that make them look like ninjas in public because heterosexual males cannot stand the sight of them. These ghost costumes do however, aid in distinguishing the gender of the wearer, and are thus entirely necessary in Muslim countries. When they aren't wearing bedspreads, these luscious ladies resemble little more than female wookiees. It is not uncommon for husband and wife to share the same facial razor. At least, Muslim womens are clean and least degenerate than typical western woman who are "liberated" thanks to [[feminism]], and the [[tranny]] movement for making the term "woman" lost its meaning. | Muslim Women are forced to wear ridiculous beekeeper outfits that make them look like ninjas in public because heterosexual males cannot stand the sight of them. These ghost costumes do however, aid in distinguishing the gender of the wearer, and are thus entirely necessary in Muslim countries. When they aren't wearing bedspreads, these luscious ladies resemble little more than female wookiees. It is not uncommon for husband and wife to share the same facial razor. At least, Muslim womens are clean and least degenerate than typical western woman who are "liberated" thanks to [[feminism]], and the [[tranny]] movement for making the term "woman" lost its meaning. | ||
[[File:MuslimHottie.jpg|thumb| | [[File:NormalMuslim.jpg|thumb|150px|center|A Muslim girl on a normal day.]] | ||
[[File:MuslimHottie.jpg|thumb|center|150px|Fukken HAWT, but EDiots just want to fuck the cat.]] | |||
==Becoming a Muslim== | ==Becoming a Muslim== | ||
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==Islam In Modern Society== | ==Islam In Modern Society== | ||
===The Ultimate Solution For American Problems=== | ===The Ultimate Solution For American Problems=== | ||
[[America]] has been a shithole ever since its foundation in 1770s, from racism, degeneracy, [[liberals]] and [[conservatives]] fighting each other despite both of them are rooted in [[liberalism]], to [[high score|mass shootings]] that | [[America]] has been a shithole ever since its foundation in 1770s, from [[racism]], degeneracy, [[liberals]] and [[conservatives]] fighting each other despite both of them are rooted in [[liberalism]], to [[high score|mass shootings]] that are greater than the current state of the Middle East. these issues are all rooted in the country's ideology of freedom and classical liberalism, which are during European "enlightenment" age, and it is doomed to causing degeneracy, [[woke|wokeness]], immorality, and colossal ideological circus that emerged in the future, which is the present time. | ||
These are [[fact|the Islamic values that United States need]]: | These are [[fact|the Islamic values that United States need]]: | ||
#Anti-Racism: Forget about "Islam is not a race" argument, when [[Islamophobia|Islamophobes]] kept treating Muslims as race ironically! before [[Martin Luther King, Jr.]] and leftists preaches Anti-Racism throught "Equality" which [[failed]] miserably, Islam did it first actually, [[Muhammad]] on his farewell sermon said: [https://www.iium.edu.my/deed/articles/thelastsermon.html "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, '''an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a White has no superiority over a Black nor a Black has any superiority over a White except by piety and good action."'''] this explains well why there are Black Muslims, White Muslims, South Asian Muslims, Middle Eastern Muslims, and any other Muslims races, and they get along very well. | #Anti-Racism: Forget about "Islam is not a race" argument, when [[Islamophobia|Islamophobes]] kept treating Muslims as race ironically! before [[Martin Luther King, Jr.]] and leftists preaches Anti-Racism throught "Equality" which [[failed]] miserably, Islam did it first actually, [[Muhammad]] on his farewell sermon said: [https://www.iium.edu.my/deed/articles/thelastsermon.html "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, '''an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a White has no superiority over a Black nor a Black has any superiority over a White except by piety and good action."'''] this explains well why there are Black Muslims, White Muslims, South Asian Muslims, Middle Eastern Muslims, and any other Muslims races, and they get along very well. | ||
#Traditional family units: [[faggotry]], [[tranny|trannism]], prostitution, sex outside marriage, abortion, absense of either parental figures, and other degenerate crap in America led to broken family units, garbled lineage, and degenerate lifestyle. Islam maintains traditional values by making marriages a man and a woman only. no cheating, no sex outside marriage (punishable by 100 lashes or stoning to death, depending on the marital status), no faggots and trannies and other degenerate bullcrap which resulting [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2017/03/PF_17.04.05_projectionsUpdate_change310px.png higher fertility rates for Muslims.] because of this, Muslims can breed Conservative-Liberal Whites out of existence because of their lower fertility rates due to broken marriage and family units, making White Americans a minority in the distant future soon! | #Traditional family units: [[faggotry]], [[tranny|trannism]], prostitution, sex outside marriage, abortion, absense of either parental figures, and other degenerate crap in America led to broken family units, garbled lineage, and degenerate lifestyle. Islam maintains traditional values by making marriages a man and a woman only. no cheating, no sex outside marriage (punishable by 100 lashes or stoning to death, depending on the marital status), no faggots and trannies, no porn, and other degenerate bullcrap which resulting [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2017/03/PF_17.04.05_projectionsUpdate_change310px.png higher fertility rates for Muslims.] because of this, Muslims can breed Conservative-Liberal Whites out of existence because of their lower fertility rates due to broken marriage and family units, making White Americans a minority in the distant future soon! | ||
#Coping: In the free society of degenerate American lifestyle, Americans resorts to drugs and alcohol to cope, and if their mental health worsen, they may ended up doing [[suicide]]. have life issues? well, there is [[Allah]], you can vent to him by praying about your life issues to change his will, and make you a better person. | #Coping: In the free society of degenerate American lifestyle, Americans resorts to drugs and alcohol to cope, and if their mental health worsen, they may ended up doing [[suicide]]. have life issues? well, there is [[Allah]], you can read the Qur'an or even vent to him by praying about your life issues to change his will, and make you a better person. | ||
#[https://i.redd.it/i3by1c8vmvz51.png Lower Crime Rates]: Because of freedom and liberty that United States brag upon, instead it lead to higher crime rates of murders, stealing, robberies, [[raep|rapists]], etc. Islam's own notorious set of religious laws, the Sharia is actually effective at preventing those crimes. why have mercy for criminals? why calling Sharia executions "barbaric" and "human rights violations"? fuck them, criminals don't deserve "human rights", and they are already bad enough to be executed harshly! | #[https://i.redd.it/i3by1c8vmvz51.png Lower Crime Rates]: Because of freedom and liberty that United States brag upon, instead it lead to higher crime rates of murders, stealing, robberies, [[raep|rapists]], etc. Islam's own notorious set of religious laws, the Sharia is actually effective at preventing those crimes. why have mercy for criminals? why calling Sharia executions "barbaric" and "human rights violations"? fuck them, criminals don't deserve "human rights", and they are already bad enough to be executed harshly! | ||
This can also applies to other western countries too, due to their "[[enlightenment]]" and secular-[[liberalism|liberal]] values that eventually becomes disastereous since mid-2010s, albeit slowly. The "civilized" West is actually backward and barbaric compared to the so-called "backward" Muslim societies, even the liberal values the west holds are actually against the very basis of civilization, [[Suicide|self-destructing much]]? | This can also applies to other western countries too, due to their "[[enlightenment]]" and secular-[[liberalism|liberal]] values that eventually becomes disastereous since mid-2010s, albeit slowly. The "civilized" West is actually backward and barbaric compared to the so-called "backward" Muslim societies, even the liberal values the west holds are actually against the very basis of civilization, so... [[Suicide|self-destructing much]]? | ||
=== Lulz === | === Lulz === | ||
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Also known as Akh-right, an [[alt-right]]-inspired Islamist movement, which consist of abrogating [[alt-right]] values and memes with traditional Islamic ones if supporting. as a result, they are ended up becoming Muslims on stereoids of cool and gigachadness, which is extremely powerful enough to countering the [[woke]] [[SJW]] [[liberal]] culture. | Also known as Akh-right, an [[alt-right]]-inspired Islamist movement, which consist of abrogating [[alt-right]] values and memes with traditional Islamic ones if supporting. as a result, they are ended up becoming Muslims on stereoids of cool and gigachadness, which is extremely powerful enough to countering the [[woke]] [[SJW]] [[liberal]] culture. | ||
Usually, we are all know that alt-righters tends to be hostile toward Muslims and their religion, right? well, it didn't age well like a milk. as of 2021, since the [[Taliban]] defeats the US invaders, eventually they find in common with Muslims, united with [[Anti-Semitism]], [[misogyny]], [[homophobia]], [https://www.thedailybeast.com/generation-zs-alt-right-declares-new-hero-the-taliban and even supporting the Taliban]. Latino far-rightist, White Supremacist and Catholic True [[Christian]] Nationalist [[Nick Fuentes]] even praised the Taliban, saying [https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/live-afghanistan-taliban-news/card/hv1U2m0zceuobgYAiwiR The Taliban is a conservative, religious force, the US is godless and liberal. The defeat of the US government in Afghanistan is unequivocally a positive development.] | Usually, we are all know that alt-righters tends to be hostile toward Muslims and their religion, right? well, it didn't age well like a milk. as of 2021, since the [[Taliban]] defeats the US invaders, eventually they find in common with Muslims, united with [[Anti-Semitism]], [[misogyny]], [[homophobia]], [https://www.thedailybeast.com/generation-zs-alt-right-declares-new-hero-the-taliban and even supporting the Taliban]. Latino far-rightist, White Supremacist and Catholic True [[Christian]] Nationalist [[Nick Fuentes]] even praised the Taliban, saying [https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/live-afghanistan-taliban-news/card/hv1U2m0zceuobgYAiwiR "The Taliban is a conservative, religious force, the US is godless and liberal. The defeat of the US government in Afghanistan is unequivocally a positive development."] | ||
[[Taliban]] can be said that they are basically what [[Amerimutt]] conservatives and patriots tried to achieves, but actually succeed. | [[Taliban]] can be said that they are basically what [[Amerimutt]] conservatives and patriots tried to achieves, but actually succeed. | ||
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#*Better yet, draw [[Muhammad Sex Simulator|Muhammad porn]]. | #*Better yet, draw [[Muhammad Sex Simulator|Muhammad porn]]. | ||
#Call Mohammad a pedophile because of his marriage to Aisha. | #Call Mohammad a pedophile because of his marriage to Aisha. | ||
#Tell them that you doubt | #Tell them that you doubt Mohammad's Historicity. | ||
#Call them a Muzzie, [[Terrorist]], Kebab, and other lulzy nicknames for them. | #Call them a Muzzie, [[Terrorist]], Kebab, and other lulzy nicknames for them. | ||
#Ask them why they love [[Terrorism]] and Sharia law. | #Ask them why they love [[Terrorism]] and Sharia law. | ||
#Ask them if they have bombs underneath their clothes | #Ask them if they have bombs underneath their clothes | ||
# | #If they said Islam is a religion of peace, then questions them how the religion spreads. | ||
#Tell them they stink and ask if that was supposed to be used for bio-terrorism | #Tell them they stink and ask if that was supposed to be used for bio-terrorism. | ||
#Say that [[South Park]] is the best show ever | #Say that [[South Park]] is the best show ever. | ||
#Show yourself up as degenerate in front of Muslims. | #Show yourself up as degenerate in front of Muslims. | ||
#Bring a [[feminist]] (WARNING: Will result in apocalyptic-scale biowarfare between the two) | #Bring a [[feminist]] (WARNING: Will result in apocalyptic-scale biowarfare between the two). | ||
#"Israel was [[Palestine|there]] first". | #"Israel was [[Palestine|there]] first". | ||
#Inform the Non-Arab Muslims that Islam was primarly the Ideology of Arab Imperialism | #Inform the Non-Arab Muslims that Islam was primarly the Ideology of Arab Imperialism. | ||
#Ask them if praying is a polite way of meaning [[jacking off]] | #Ask them if praying is a polite way of meaning [[jacking off]]. | ||
#Remind them that almost all | #Remind them that almost all airplane bombings have been perpetrated by muslims... [[JEWS DID 9/11|oh wait]]. | ||
#Say them that you are an [[Atheism|Atheist]] or an Agnostic. | #Say them that you are an [[Atheism|Atheist]] or an Agnostic. | ||
#Refer to their Mosques as Synagogues. | #Refer to their Mosques as Synagogues. | ||
#Bring a Serbian friend | #Bring a Serbian friend. | ||
#Make Thalmor memes to badmouth the worship of Allah. | #Make Thalmor memes to badmouth the worship of Allah. | ||
# ??? | # ??? | ||
