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{{Quote|[[lolwut| If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. Tell Billy to major in math]].|[https://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2003/08/20/militant-gay-english-on-the-rise-n1334827 Ben Shapiro].}}
{{Quote|[[lolwut| If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. Tell Billy to major in math]].|[https://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2003/08/20/militant-gay-english-on-the-rise-n1334827 Ben Shapiro].}}


[[File:-Ben Shapiro at Mizzou.jpg|thumb|This is the gthe New York Times calls "the cool kid's philospher". [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/23/us/ben-shapiro-conservative.html?_r=0 Seriously].]]
[[File:-Ben Shapiro at Mizzou.jpg|thumb|This is the guy the New York Times calls "the cool kid's philosopher". [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/23/us/ben-shapiro-conservative.html?_r=0 Seriously].]]


'''Ben Shapiro''' is a smug, arrogant, [[dumbass|pseudo-intellectual]] right-wing [[cuckservative]] [[moralfag]] "journalist" who genuinely believes that there is a massive conspiracy by [[sjws| the Left]] to spread "propaganda" (translation: any opinions he disagrees with or media he dislikes) in order to oppress straight white Republican conservative males (truly the most oppressed group in existence) and indoctrinate the youth of America into [[homosexuality]], [[communism]], wanting womenz not to murder [[pro life| poor unsuspecting fetuses]], [[atheism]] and actually giving a shit about people that aren't straight white Republican conservative males. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that Benny boy is completely off base about this because anybody with half a brain knows that [[Reptoid| Reptillians]] are behind this, not the Left.
'''Ben Shapiro''' is a smug, arrogant, [[pseudo-intellectual]] right-wing [[cuckservative]] [[moralfag]] "journalist" who genuinely believes that there is a massive conspiracy by [[sjws| the Left]] to spread "propaganda" (translation: any opinions he disagrees with or media he dislikes) in order to oppress straight white Republican conservative males (truly the most oppressed group in existence) and indoctrinate the youth of America into [[homosexuality]], [[communism]], wanting womenz not to murder [[pro life| poor unsuspecting fetuses]], [[atheism]] and actually giving a shit about people that aren't straight white Republican conservative males. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that Benny boy is completely off base about this because anybody with half a brain knows that [[Reptoid| Reptillians]] are behind this, not the Left.


Like [[Baked Alaska]], Ben is a dumbfuck wingnut despised by other dumbfuck winguts. However unlike Baked, who's despised for being an even bigger pathetic waste of space than [[alt-right| the community]] entirely comprised of pathetic wastes of space, Ben is despised by the Alt-right for being A: a [[jew]], B: against Trump and C: not a white nationalist/race realist/Neo-nazi obsessed with white ethno-states, racial purity or rawdogging Asian chicks. In fact Ben is [https://www.dailywire.com/news/8638/what-alt-right-ben-shapiro very vocal] about his distaste for the Alt-right.
Like [[Baked Alaska]], Ben is a dumbfuck wingnut despised by other dumbfuck winguts. However unlike Baked, who's despised for being an even bigger pathetic waste of space than [[alt-right| the community]] entirely comprised of pathetic wastes of space, Ben is despised by the Alt-right for being A: a [[jew]], B: against Trump and C: not a white nationalist/race realist/Neo-nazi obsessed with white ethno-states, racial purity or rawdogging Asian chicks. In fact Ben is [https://www.dailywire.com/news/8638/what-alt-right-ben-shapiro very vocal] about his distaste for the Alt-right.


He has [https://soundcloud.com/benshapiroshow his own podcast] and is also the founder and editor-in-chief of [https://www.dailywire.com/ The Daily Wire], a blog that [[nobody gives a shit|nobody gives a shit about]]. He uses both of these as means
He has [https://soundcloud.com/benshapiroshow his own podcast] and is also the founder and editor-in-chief of [https://www.dailywire.com/ The Daily Wire], a blog that [[nobody gives a shit|nobody gives a shit about]].  


==Ben Shapiro Calling It Quits==
==Ben Shapiro Calling It Quits==
Being a fucking crybully, Benny had a bit of a hissyfit when Breitfart wouldn't give him enough support in his and would-be girlfriend Michelle Fields relentless attack on Donald Trump.  Going directly to the enemy, [[Buzzfeed]], to tell how he was going to leave.
Ben's arguable first bit of notoriety came when he started writing at a prominent alt-right fake news site (ironic, given his later hate boner for alt-righters) called [[Breitbart]] back in 2012. At Breitbart Ben wrote a variety of articles on shit so fake you'd think an EDiot newfag added it to the article basing it off rumors some anonymous poster on /pol heard from a friend's cousin once. Take a gander at these headlines:
{{Quote|Andrew built his life and his career on one mission: fight the bullies. But Andrew’s life mission has been betrayed...In my opinion, Steve Bannon is a bully, and has sold out Andrew’s mission in order to back another bully, Donald Trump; he has shaped the company into Trump’s personal Pravda, to the extent that he abandoned and undercut his own reporter, Breitbart News’ Michelle Fields, in order to protect Trump’s bully campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, who allegedly assaulted Michelle. I spoke with Michelle the night after the incident. She told me her story. That story was backed by audiotape, eyewitness testimony from The Washington Post’s Ben Terris, physical bruises, and video tape...This is disgusting. Andrew never would have stood for it. No news outlet would stand for it.


Nobody should.
'''-[https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/11/18/many-westerners-will-die-make-refugeeswelcome/ HOW MANY WESTERNERS WILL DIE TO MAKE # REFUGEES WELCOME?]'''


This truly breaks my heart. But, as I am fond of saying, facts don’t care about your feelings, and the facts are undeniable: Breitbart News has become precisely the reverse of what Andrew would have wanted. Steve Bannon and those who follow his lead should be ashamed of themselves.|Ben Sharpiro. Bully}}
'''-[https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/11/20/abc-celebrates-dead-babies-scandal-plays-silent-night-main-character-abortion/ ABC CELEBRATES DEAD BABIES!]'''


Enjoy your new job at Buzzfeed or [[Gawker Media|Gawker]], you crybaby.
'''-[https://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/01/21/hillary-one-bad-poll-away-from-embracing-slavery-reparations/  HILLARY PREPARES TO EMBRACE SLAVERY REPARATIONS!]'''


==Ben Shapiro Gets Mad at Alt-right Trump Shitposters==
'''-[https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/02/democrats-leave-bodies-wake-protect-power/ DEMOCRATS LEAVE BODIES IN THEIR WAKE TO PROTECT THEIR POWER!]'''
Due to being a anti-Trump shill that doesn't like Trump because he doesn't bow to the Zionist cabal enough, Shapiro gets a lot of dank memes sent his direction as a way for letting him know about what will happen when the God-Emperor begins his reign. He proceeds to cry about it on his YouTube show going full OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN.


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[[grammar Nazi| And]] perhaps most disturbing and serious of all:
 
'''-[https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/02/10/funny-or-die-unleashes-50-minute-johnny-depp-starring-anti-trump-screed/ FUNNY OR DIE UNLEASHES 50 MINUTE JOHNNY DEPP STARRING ANTI-TRUMP CREED!]
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If you're under the impression that Ben and Breitbart shit out the same kind of biased, fear mongering clickbait articles on pointless trash that doesn't matter in the slightest as their left-wing counterparts on sites like [[BuzzFeed]] do, you're completely right.


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If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. Tell Billy to major in math.
 

 
 

Ben Shapiro.

This is the guy the New York Times calls "the cool kid's philosopher". Seriously.

Ben Shapiro is a smug, arrogant, pseudo-intellectual right-wing cuckservative moralfag "journalist" who genuinely believes that there is a massive conspiracy by the Left to spread "propaganda" (translation: any opinions he disagrees with or media he dislikes) in order to oppress straight white Republican conservative males (truly the most oppressed group in existence) and indoctrinate the youth of America into homosexuality, communism, wanting womenz not to murder poor unsuspecting fetuses, atheism and actually giving a shit about people that aren't straight white Republican conservative males. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that Benny boy is completely off base about this because anybody with half a brain knows that Reptillians are behind this, not the Left.

Like Baked Alaska, Ben is a dumbfuck wingnut despised by other dumbfuck winguts. However unlike Baked, who's despised for being an even bigger pathetic waste of space than the community entirely comprised of pathetic wastes of space, Ben is despised by the Alt-right for being A: a jew, B: against Trump and C: not a white nationalist/race realist/Neo-nazi obsessed with white ethno-states, racial purity or rawdogging Asian chicks. In fact Ben is very vocal about his distaste for the Alt-right.

He has his own podcast and is also the founder and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire, a blog that nobody gives a shit about.

Ben Shapiro Calling It Quits

Ben's arguable first bit of notoriety came when he started writing at a prominent alt-right fake news site (ironic, given his later hate boner for alt-righters) called Breitbart back in 2012. At Breitbart Ben wrote a variety of articles on shit so fake you'd think an EDiot newfag added it to the article basing it off rumors some anonymous poster on /pol heard from a friend's cousin once. Take a gander at these headlines:

-HOW MANY WESTERNERS WILL DIE TO MAKE # REFUGEES WELCOME?

-ABC CELEBRATES DEAD BABIES!

-HILLARY PREPARES TO EMBRACE SLAVERY REPARATIONS!

-DEMOCRATS LEAVE BODIES IN THEIR WAKE TO PROTECT THEIR POWER!

And perhaps most disturbing and serious of all:

-FUNNY OR DIE UNLEASHES 50 MINUTE JOHNNY DEPP STARRING ANTI-TRUMP CREED!

If you're under the impression that Ben and Breitbart shit out the same kind of biased, fear mongering clickbait articles on pointless trash that doesn't matter in the slightest as their left-wing counterparts on sites like BuzzFeed do, you're completely right.

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