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*[[PizzaCakeComic]] - If Wyatt was 40 and a shitty comic artist | *[[PizzaCakeComic]] - If Wyatt was 40 and a shitty comic artist | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then. |
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ATTENTION!
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| Wyatt Tomlin | |
| Nationality | Democrat 
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| Born | October 30, 2007 |
| Occupation | Lifeguard, "Singer", Political pundit |
| Religion | Christian (claimed) Communist (reality) |
| High score | hasn't attempted (so far) |
| Motive | #taxtherich |
Wyatt Thomas Lee Tomlin☭ is a pretty standard cringe teenage boy on YouTube, who uploads shitty gameplay footage, homemade "music", and corny little videos involving his plushies, although with one major outlier in his content: he's a fucking political pundit at the ripe age of 17. Of course, not all of this is his fault, as with close to all of these federal asset content creators, he was likely groomed by a bunch of CIA Satanists on the 'cord, but any sane, normal person will likely be bothered by his emotional manipulation, stochastic terrorism, constant dishonesty ranging from statistics with misleading implications all the way up to spreading full-on fake news. Being such a skilled liar, he constantly blocks people who disagree with him so as to "own" them, promotes a long list of conspiracy theories (but of course he only believes in the Kosher/Halal conspiracy theories). Wyatt also pretends to be The last, sane intellectual in a town of the insane, a sheer horror only he and a few others will experience, despite him disclosing his full name, using a baby pic as his profile picture, and posting a video of him driving to his house, which is not only apart from other houses, but also situated right next to the town's Chevrolet dealership. Whilst we are quite worried we have another Mass shooter on our hands, we do appreciate his digital footprint the size of a T-rex.
Content
Wyatt's content falls into 3 categories. The most recent, although most abundant, being the incredibly terrible political takes.
Political content
If you've paid attention to this article, you are well aware that Wyatt runs a propaganda mill. He's been making political videos since around 2020 and has pretending to be some grassroots kid that just cares™ (and isn't some sort of FBI asset or some shit)
Shit this nigga has claimed
Wyatt Tomlin has promoted many a false narrative. Although not all of them are here, there are many of the more notable ones, including:
- Claiming that Trump personally hired Vance Boelter, a man who committed a spree shooting in Minnesota targeting state representatives (yeah it's totally practical to do something so high profile to take 2 unimportant lawmakers out)
- Claiming that Trump personally was responsible for the American Airlines Flight 5342 crash (He was in office for 9 days at that point, and there was already an ATC shortage)
- Claiming that Kamala Harris did NOTHING to lose the election and she only lost because everyone is stupid.
- Repeating misinformation that Trump said in 1996 that he'd run as a republican if he were ever to run as president because Republicans are dumber.
Shit this nigga actually said
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Music
If his vanilla, corporate-approved politically correct™ weren't bad enough this faggot is trying to be a musician too. His albums/singles, in chronological order are:
- The clock (remix) (single)
- Halloween special (single)
- Leave 2 soon (album, but only contains 2 songs)
- Don't tell me what to say (single)
- Toad saw a bee (single)
- F.R.I.D.A.Y (Single)
- Ready 2 win (single)
- Get the vaccine (Single)
- Save our planet (Single)
- wondernspace (album, 14 songs)
- The girl in the dark (Album, 9 songs)
- Wyatt (Album, 15 songs)
- Love not Hate (Album, 10 songs)
- Fuck You (single)
Mario plushie shit
Nothing really all that noteworthy here, but he did politicize his content here just a little bit.
Dox
https://www.deviantart.com/stash/01oop3lxpcgv - Why I used deviantart for this? I don't know
External Links
See also
- PizzaCakeComic - If Wyatt was 40 and a shitty comic artist
- Democrat
- Wyatt Mann- the better Wyatt by quite a wide margin
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Wyatt Tomlin is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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Wyatt Tomlin is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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