Wyatt Tomlin

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Wyatt Tomlin
Nationality	Democrat
Born	October 30, 2007
Occupation	Lifeguard, "Singer", Political pundit
Religion	Christian (claimed) Communist (reality)
High score	hasn't attempted (so far)
Motive	#taxtherich

Wyatt Thomas Lee Tomlin^☭ is a pretty standard cringe teenage boy on YouTube, who uploads shitty gameplay footage, homemade "music", and corny little videos involving his plushies, although with one major outlier in his content: he's a fucking political pundit at the ripe age of 17. Of course, not all of this is his fault, as with close to all of these federal asset content creators, he was likely groomed by a bunch of CIA Satanists on the 'cord, but any sane, normal person will likely be bothered by his emotional manipulation, stochastic terrorism, constant dishonesty ranging from statistics with misleading implications all the way up to spreading full-on fake news. Being such a skilled liar, he constantly blocks people who disagree with him so as to "own" them, promotes a long list of conspiracy theories (but of course he only believes in the Kosher/Halal conspiracy theories). Wyatt also pretends to be The last, sane intellectual in a town of the insane, a sheer horror only he and a few others will experience, despite him disclosing his full name, using a baby pic as his profile picture, and posting a video of him driving to his house, which is not only apart from other houses, but also situated right next to the town's Chevrolet dealership. Whilst we are quite worried we have another Mass shooter on our hands, we do appreciate his digital footprint the size of a T-rex.

Content

Wyatt's content falls into 3 categories. The most recent, although most abundant, being the incredibly terrible political takes.

Political content

If you've paid attention to this article, you are well aware that Wyatt runs a propaganda mill. He's been making political videos since around 2020 and has pretending to be some grassroots kid that just cares(TM) (and isn't some sort of FBI asset or some shit)

Shit this nigga has claimed

Wyatt Tomlin has promoted many a false narrative. Although not all of them are here, there are many of the more notable ones, including:

• Claiming that Trump personally hired Vance Boelter, a man who committed a spree shooting in Minnesota targeting state representatives (yeah it's totally practical to do something so high profile to take 2 unimportant lawmakers out)
• Claiming that Trump personally was responsible for the American Airlines Flight 5342 crash (He was in office for 9 days at that point, and there was already an ATC shortage)
• Claiming that Kamala Harris did NOTHING to lose the election and she only lost because everyone is stupid.
• Repeating misinformation that Trump said in 1996 that he'd run as a republican if he were ever to run as president because Republicans are dumber.

Shit this nigga actually said

“   Trump sent in the Military to an American city to INTENTIONALLY haunt, petrify, confuse, intimidate, unsettle, panic, distress, disrupt, and worry the public and terrorize communities. Let’s be crystal clear: this was NEVER about keeping communities safe and “liberating” Californians from harm imposed by immigrants, this was about Trump wanting to specifically CREATE problems and root more distrust and contempt with the government.   „     — Conveniently left out the fact that people were rioting, burning shit, etc.     “   Let’s cut the shit for a second. This fixation with Trump is weird. It’s obscene, disturbing, maniacal, frenzied, and plain batshit crazy! These are chronically unwell people. Words cannot express how outlandish it is for Trump supporters to be glazing Trump everyday, just for him to raise their costs to give more tax cuts to the rich and big corporations. They fell for it, yet again! Next time you want to say that I have “Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)” for exposing Trump’s sinister and deeply corrupt actions while looking like this, SYBAU….   „     —Look in the mirror kid. WHO has been constantly dehumanizing trump nonstop, close to without rest, and refusing to cooperate with the other side?     “   Our number one priority, should ‪@TheDemocrats‬ take back the White House in 2028, should be to reduce the astronomical income inequality by making the rich pay significantly more and making the middle and lower class pay less. It’s that fucking simple, and it’s not radical or socialist either—it’s common sense.   „     — Gee, wouldn't it be nice if he could explain how destroying the lives of the wealthy will somehow raise everyone else's living standards?     “   This is it. This is my FINAL official prediction for tonight’s Wisconsin Supreme Court open election—the very first statewide, highly consequential and significant race since Trump’s reckless presidency. Based on my analysis and projections, I believe the left leaning candidate, Susan Crawford will come out on top by about a marginal victory of 4.5%, over Trump and Elon-backed far-right candidate Brad Schimel. I estimate that she has about an 86% chance of winning tonight, while her opponent has 14% odds. It is still important to VOTE and show up for your values!   „     — Wyatt pretending he's an election analyst and not a 17 year old angsty teen who goons 9 hours a day. Note how he feels the need to demonize Brad by calling him "Trump and Elon-backed far-right" whilst making Susan look like a moderate. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Music

If his vanilla, corporate-approved politically correct(TM) weren't bad enough this faggot is trying to be a musician too. His albums/singles, in chronological order are:

• The clock (remix) (single)
• Halloween special (single)
• Leave 2 soon (album, but only contains 2 songs)
• Don't tell me what to say (single)
• Toad saw a bee (single)
• F.R.I.D.A.Y (Single)
• Ready 2 win (single)
• Get the vaccine (Single)
• Save our planet (Single)
• wondernspace (album, 14 songs)
• The girl in the dark (Album, 9 songs)
• Wyatt (Album, 15 songs)
• Love not Hate (Album, 10 songs)
• Fuck You (single)

Dox

https://www.deviantart.com/stash/01oop3lxpcgv - Why I used deviantart for this? I don't know

External Links

• YouTube channel
•  Tiktok channel
• IG account
• Dox

See also

• PizzaCakeComic - If Wyatt was 40 and a shitty comic artist
• Democrat
• Wyatt Mann- the better Wyatt by quite a wide margin

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