- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Kamala Harris (prostitute): Difference between revisions
No edit summary |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File:Cackles.png|thumb|This could be [[your]] next [[President]].]] | [[File:Cackles.png|thumb|This could be [[your]] next [[President]].]] | ||
| Line 9: | Line 7: | ||
Kamala Harris is regarded as a [[Celebrity|role model]] for [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] and serves as proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] and third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually has a chance of becoming [[President]] and getting her hands on the [[Nuke|nuclear launch codes]] – which should fucking terrify [[you]]. | Kamala Harris is regarded as a [[Celebrity|role model]] for [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] and serves as proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] and third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually has a chance of becoming [[President]] and getting her hands on the [[Nuke|nuclear launch codes]] – which should fucking terrify [[you]]. | ||
Luckily, as [[Hillary Clinton]] proved and [[ED|we]] all know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's [[Domestic violence| | Luckily, as [[Hillary Clinton]] proved and [[ED|we]] all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's [[Domestic violence|beating women]]. | ||
... [[2016 Presidential Election|in elections we mean]]... and perhaps also [[Facepunch|in the face]] if need be. | ... [[2016 Presidential Election|in elections we mean]]... and perhaps also [[Facepunch|in the face]] if need be. | ||
| Line 16: | Line 14: | ||
[[File:HarrisBrown.jpg|thumb|Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "[[Fuck|dates]]".]] | [[File:HarrisBrown.jpg|thumb|Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "[[Fuck|dates]]".]] | ||
{{quote|Whether you agree or disagree with the system, I did the work.|Harris, justifying whoring herself out to Willie Brown}} | |||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
| Line 31: | Line 31: | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
== Game Joever == | |||
[[File:Harris2024.jpg|center|350px]] | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 02:24, 23 July 2024
Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the wrestler, is a totally mid prostitute turned Democrat politician who is currently Vice President of the United States and running for President in the 2024 election in an attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for possessing weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama and a hyena.
Harris has served as Vice President for almost 4 years under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married Lawyer and professional white guy, Doug Emhoff.
Kamala Harris is regarded as a role model for little girls and serves as proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite and third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually has a chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – which should fucking terrify you.
Luckily, as Hillary Clinton proved and we all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's beating women.
... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.
Whoring Your Way To The Top
—Harris, justifying whoring herself out to Willie Brown | ||
2020 Democrat Primaries
Kamala ended up getting bodied so hard by Tulsi Gabbard during the 2020 Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out.
Cumdumpster in Chief
Game Joever
See Also
|
Kamala Harris (prostitute) is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
|
Kamala Harris (prostitute) is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
| Kamala Harris (prostitute) is part of a series on Politics. |
See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade |
|---|
| Kamala Harris (prostitute) is part of a series on FAKE NEWS
[Spread Propaganda]
| ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
