Ainsley Harriott

Come to Daddy!

This mother fucker hides in lettuce and doesn't give a fuck if you can see him. He would also cut a bitch dead if she ever talked back.

Ainsley Harriott is a flamboyant Britfag television personality, who presents the show Ready, Steady Trollface Cook.

Starting in December 2010, he and number of his pictures became viral on 4chan’s video game board, v and has since spread to other boards. It is common knowledge that this kind of unfunny bullshit is only enjoyed by 13 year-old retards. Nonetheless users of v began photoshopping him into pictures of various video games and proclaimed him to be “the king of /v/.”

In addition to the various photoshops and reaction images related to him, in January 2011, an exploitable template akin to the Eddy and Handsome Face exploitables emerged. Therefore a lot of newfags saw it as an opportunity to inject their hilarious intelligence into the internets by spouting over 9000 various shooped iterations of Ainsley.

It has also been observed that Harriott is completely fucking insane and his psychosis has led him to pursue some of the most sick and detestable acts in human history.

VIDYA GAEMS!!11!!!1

Ainsley with your girlfriend.

On his days off, Ainsley enjoys sneaking up on and harrassing punks.

	“	How do you make a penis smoothie? Use a bellender.	„
	— Ainsley Harriott

Usage

Harriot's blackened mug has now often been used to derail threads on various boards throughout 4chan. It is used to stop the progression of things such as furfaggotry, Pokeporn and non-vidya related thread on v by proclaiming THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD.

Ainsley invading /a/.

This particular usage is not dissimilar to the pictures of 60's Spider-Man, Gary Motherfuckin' Oak and Creepy Woody. Posting Ainsley's terrifying front-face over and over and over and over and over again can be used as a brilliant antidote to anything you deem to be cancer.

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  Ainsley visits /co/.
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  Mr Harriot in his very own Tumblr-pa...
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DOING IT WRONG

Here, we see famous unfunny impressionist, Rory Bremner, attempting, via use of a clever disguise, to copy the glory that is Ainsley and failing. Gaze upon it, and despair.

See Also

• Unfunny
• Trollface
• Gary Oak
• Creepy Woody
• v

Eternal Links

• 4chan Archive • Ainsley in various vidya interpretations
• Petition to put Ainsley's glorious visage on the £20 note

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