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[[Image:Cabbage Nigger.jpg|thumb|This mother fucker hides in lettuce and doesn't give a fuck if you can see him. He would also cut a bitch dead if she ever talked back.]]
[[Image:Cabbage Nigger.jpg|thumb|This mother fucker hides in lettuce and doesn't give a fuck if you can see him. He would also cut a bitch dead if she ever talked back.]]
'''Ainsley Harriott''' (born [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|AINSLEY MOTHERFUCKING HARRIOTT, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR HIS NAME]], 28 February 1957) is a [[faggot|flamboyant]] [[United Kingdom|Britfag]] television personality, who presents the show [[shit nobody cares about|Ready, Steady <strike>Trollface</strike> Cook]].
'''Ainsley Harriott''' is a [[faggot|flamboyant]] [[United Kingdom|Britfag]] television personality, who presents the show [[shit nobody cares about|Ready, Steady <strike>Trollface</strike> Cook]].


Starting in December 2010, he and number of his pictures became viral on 4chan’s video game board, [[/v/]] and has since spread to other boards. It is [[opinion|common knowledge]] that this kind of [[unfunny]] bullshit is only enjoyed by [[13 year old boy|13 year-old]] [[retards]]. Nonetheless users of [[/v/]] began photoshopping him into pictures of various video games and proclaimed him to be “[[Duke Nukem 3D|the king of /v/]].”  
Starting in December 2010, he and number of his pictures became viral on 4chan’s video game board, [[v/|/v/]] and has since spread to other boards. It is [[opinion|common knowledge]] that this kind of [[unfunny]] bullshit is only enjoyed by [[13-year-old boy|13 year-old]] [[retards]]. Nonetheless users of /v/ began photoshopping him into pictures of various video games and proclaimed him to be “[[Duke Nukem 3D|the king of /v/]].”  


In addition to the various photoshops and reaction images related to him, in January 2011, an [[exploitable]] template akin to the Eddy and Handsome Face exploitables emerged. Therefore a lot of [[newfags]] saw it as an opportunity to inject their [[unfunny|hilarious]] [[retard|intelligence]] into the internets by spouting [[over 9000]] various [[this looks shopped|shooped]] iterations of Ainsley.
In addition to the various photoshops and reaction images related to him, in January 2011, an [[exploitable]] template akin to the Eddy and Handsome Face exploitables emerged. Therefore a lot of [[newfags]] saw it as an opportunity to inject their [[unfunny|hilarious]] [[retard|intelligence]] into the internets by spouting [[over 9000]] various [[this looks shopped|shooped]] iterations of Ainsley.


It has also been observed that Harriott is completely fucking insane and his psychosis has led him to pursue some of the most sick and detestable acts in human history.[[File:Mainsley effect.jpg|thumb|VIDYA GAEMS!!11!!!1]]
It has also been observed that Harriott is completely fucking insane and his psychosis has led him to pursue some of the most sick and detestable acts in human history.[[File:Mainsley effect.jpg|thumb|VIDYA GAEMS!!11!!!1]]
[[File:Ainsley blowup doll.png|thumb|right|Ainsley with [[you|your]] [[girlfriend]].]]
[[File:Ainsley Sneaks Up On A Punk.gif|thumb|On his days off, Ainsley enjoys sneaking up on and harrassing [[punks]].]]


{{quote| How do you make a penis smoothie? Use a bellender.| Ainsley Harriott}}
{{quote| How do you make a penis smoothie? Use a bellender.| Ainsley Harriott}}
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==Usage==
==Usage==


Harriot's blackened mug has now often been used to derail threads on various boards throughout [[4chan]]. It is used to stop the progression of things such as [[furfag|furfaggotry]], Pokeporn and non-vidya related thread on [[/v/]] by proclaiming [[Capslock|THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD]]. [[File:Ainsly derail.png|thumb|Ainsley invading /a/.]]  
Harriot's blackened mug has now often been used to derail threads on various boards throughout [[4chan]]. It is used to stop the progression of things such as [[furfag|furfaggotry]], Pokeporn and non-vidya related thread on [[v/|/v/]] by proclaiming [[Capslock|THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD]]. [[File:Ainsly derail.png|thumb|Ainsley invading /a/.]]  


This particular usage is not dissimilar to the pictures of [[60's Spider-Man]], [[Gary Oak|Gary Motherfuckin' Oak]] and [[Creepy Woody]]. Posting Ainsley's terrifying front-face over and over and over and over and over again can be used as a brilliant antidote to anything [[you]] deem to be [[cancer]].
This particular usage is not dissimilar to the pictures of [[60's Spider-Man]], [[Gary Oak|Gary Motherfuckin' Oak]] and [[Creepy Woody]]. Posting Ainsley's terrifying front-face over and over and over and over and over again can be used as a brilliant antidote to anything [[you]] deem to be [[cancer]].
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==


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image:Ainsleypepper.jpg| Don't eat that.
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File:Ainsley as nova.png|Ainsley visits /co/.
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File:Four panel Ainsley.jpg|Mr Harriot in his very own [[Tumblr panels|Tumblr-pa]]...
File:He's going in dry.jpg|... refusing to be bound by the constraints of four-panel faggotry.
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File:EternalAinsley.jpg|Even yearbooks from days past aren't safe from this faggotry.
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==[[You Are Doing It Wrong|DOING IT WRONG]]==
==[[You Are Doing It Wrong|DOING IT WRONG]]==


Here, we see famous [[unfunny]] impressionist, Rory Bremner, attempting, [[blackface|via use of a clever diguise]], to copy the glory that is Ainsley and [[racism|failing]]. Gaze upon it, and despair.
Here, we see famous [[unfunny]] impressionist, Rory Bremner, attempting, [[blackface|via use of a clever disguise]], to copy the glory that is Ainsley and [[racism|failing]]. Gaze upon it, and despair.






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==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Gary Oak]]
*[[Gary Oak]]
*[[Creepy Woody]]
*[[Creepy Woody]]
*[[/v/]]
*[[v/|/v/]]
*[[Filthy Frank]]
 
==External Links==


==Eternal Links==
* [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=83410647&x=Ainsley+Vidya+Characters 4chan Archive &bull; Ainsley in various vidya interpretations]
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/petition-launched-to-put-ainsley-harriott-on-the-20-note-10263019.html Petition to put Ainsley's glorious visage on the £20 note]


[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=83410647&x=Ainsley+Vidya+Characters 4chan Archive]  Archive of Ainsley in various vidya interpretations.


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Latest revision as of 20:15, 18 December 2021

Come to Daddy!
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This mother fucker hides in lettuce and doesn't give a fuck if you can see him. He would also cut a bitch dead if she ever talked back.

Ainsley Harriott is a flamboyant Britfag television personality, who presents the show Ready, Steady Trollface Cook.

Starting in December 2010, he and number of his pictures became viral on 4chan’s video game board, /v/ and has since spread to other boards. It is common knowledge that this kind of unfunny bullshit is only enjoyed by 13 year-old retards. Nonetheless users of /v/ began photoshopping him into pictures of various video games and proclaimed him to be “the king of /v/.”

In addition to the various photoshops and reaction images related to him, in January 2011, an exploitable template akin to the Eddy and Handsome Face exploitables emerged. Therefore a lot of newfags saw it as an opportunity to inject their hilarious intelligence into the internets by spouting over 9000 various shooped iterations of Ainsley.

It has also been observed that Harriott is completely fucking insane and his psychosis has led him to pursue some of the most sick and detestable acts in human history.

VIDYA GAEMS!!11!!!1
Ainsley with your girlfriend.
On his days off, Ainsley enjoys sneaking up on and harrassing punks.
   
 
How do you make a penis smoothie? Use a bellender.
 

 
 

— Ainsley Harriott

Usage

Harriot's blackened mug has now often been used to derail threads on various boards throughout 4chan. It is used to stop the progression of things such as furfaggotry, Pokeporn and non-vidya related thread on /v/ by proclaiming THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD THIS IS NOW AN AINSLEY THREAD.

Ainsley invading /a/.

This particular usage is not dissimilar to the pictures of 60's Spider-Man, Gary Motherfuckin' Oak and Creepy Woody. Posting Ainsley's terrifying front-face over and over and over and over and over again can be used as a brilliant antidote to anything you deem to be cancer.

Gallery

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DOING IT WRONG

Here, we see famous unfunny impressionist, Rory Bremner, attempting, via use of a clever disguise, to copy the glory that is Ainsley and failing. Gaze upon it, and despair.


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