Streetwear

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Streetwear is a form of high fashion clothing that was popularized in the 70s and 80s by upper-class Californian surfers who liked to dress like homeless people and smoke lots of weed. After realizing that the douchebags who wear this shit are both loaded and retarded as a barrel full of shit bricks, many scam artists who were in search of that perfect get rich quick scheme decided to rebrand themselves as "Fashion Designers" and began selling cheap clothing at hilariously inflated prices under the guise of it being highly fashionable "Streetwear". The most notable of these con artists is James Jeb Bush, the founder of Supreme.

The main connoisseurs and consumers of streetwear fashion are dumb black guys who want to look gangsta, two Asian guys who think it looks cool, and dumb white guys who wish that they were dumb black guys.

See Also

• Supreme
• KAWS
• Homeless
• Hip-hop

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