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Cyborg
Cyborg is a cure-all for horny women and gays. He's apparently a nigger football player born and raised in South Detroit who got into an accident and had to have parts of his body replaced with robot parts; he was castrated while doing so. DC Comics introduced him in 1980 with a revealing outfit (meant to be his "cybernetic enhancements") exposing his pecs, and he spent the 1980s and half the 1990s being the male equivalent of Wonder Woman. In 2017, Grid was introduced, finally putting an end to the lack of a Supergirl counterpart. Cyborg's catchphrase is "BOO-YAH!"
In Teen Titans, Cyborg got cancer and lost his hair. He's the token character of the group and doesn't eat fried chicken or get in on the action, even though he can "shoot a rocket from his shoe." Thus, in the fanfics fantards write, Cyborg is a rapist character. These obsessed fanbois have never heard of the 80s comics or The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, where Cyborg has an awesome physique and of course... clearly revealed manboobs.
In 2017, Zack Snyder released Justice League, where Cyborg wore a sexy grey sweatshirt and spoke in the most deadpan voice ever, uttering such famous quotes as "Couldn't do that last night" and "Should've died." Said last line wasn't in the Snyder Cut, which fans want so desperately to be released. Cyborg, unable to have shown his usual over-the-top behavior, is getting a second chance in a solo film due for release in 2020, where he'll hopefully act like his normal boisterous self.
He was part of the LJ Lice Drama and his short temper was caused by the rampant headlice going around. Making him itch. You sick fuck. He is also a victim of LoveBugz for some reason.
DannyWapBang and her DC brethren are the majority of Cyborg fangirls and boys, however everyone else likes him because he has a likable personality, not for his sex appeal, which makes Danny a degenerate. (Or just insecure.)
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Cyborg in his pec-revealing romper
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Cyborg giving you bedroom eyes...
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Cyborg, looking wasted, crosses his arms under the Captain Obvious caption.
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Cyborg trying to flex his exposed pecs or something?
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He was even hot as a human.
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Cyborg became a weeaboo
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From one look at him, we judge he has a big, solid penis.
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Look at those amazing abs!