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BlueCatRiolu
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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ATTENTION!
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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FACT ALERT: RIOLU IS THE NEXT CHRIS-CHAN!!! |
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THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ. BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM. |
—How Riolu views himself. | ||
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| BlueCatRiolu/Riolu947 | |
| Real name | Nicholas R. Salerno |
| Nationality | American 
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| Born | February 19, 2000 |
| Current residence | Michigan |
| Former aliases | bluewhale23; Riolu947 |
| DeviantArt |  BlueCatRiolu
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| YouTube | Template:Ytchannel |
BlueCatRiolu (also known as Riolu The Blue Cat or simply Riolu, powerword: Nicholas Salerno) is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in Microsoft Paint, freeing the other hand for more important activities. This art of his has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other disturbing fetishes.
When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and writing hate journals about people who criticize him, while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals have predictably created a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism.
The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers.
Stellar character design
BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from Lucario's baby form. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from Fairy Tail, except it wears a collar which has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an Inkling. It is also common that he'll reuse bases he created himself, showing a sign of laziness. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. He even stole someone else's eye style and got tumblr just to attack them! Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats.
Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own original works. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved Chris-chan, he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random Metal Gear music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as chromosomally exceptional as him.
- Alien
- Bendy and the Ink Machine
- The Cat Returns
- Cave Story
- Freedom Planet
- Heathcliff
- Kirby
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Metroid
- Monster Hunter Stories
- Night in the Woods
- Night on the Galactic Railroad
- Peanuts
- Pokémon
- Resident Evil
- Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
- Splatoon
- Star Fox
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Super Mario Bros.
- Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin
- Yo-kai Watch
Star Cat
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat." Involving basically every cat character in existence, Riolu has taken and made characters such as Sagwa and Jibanyan and given them so many powers it makes you wonder what goes on in his head when he "invents" this stuff. He even made a "story" which is shit itself, complete with misspelled words and a plot that feels rushed and boring. It is also the only story that could come close to being like the infamous Sonichu Comics.
His "Characters" in Star Cat
PARENTS MUST DIE!!!
A common occurrence you'll probably notice with Riolu is how he is constantly bragging over how "terrible" his life is. This is shown throughout much of his "stories" and artwork which mostly involve the death of parents. Why this seems to be a common theme is quite obvious. He hates his parents even though they do a lot for him because they constantly "argue" with him over his fetishes and how he wastes his life online instead of getting a life and working!
Examples of this in his art.
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He wouldn't be crying if this was his REAL father. -
Her parents were killed by monsters, hence she ran away. -
Firelight's parents "abused" them as a child. -
Of course, Riolu would draw this for Martin, seeing how much he HATES parents. -
Seriously? No need to be edgy, ya know?
Out in the public
BlueCatRiolu is so dense that he is willing to expose himself out in public with his fetishes. Even at school, you can see him logging into his DA even though he's an idiot for failing to know that it's unsafe to do that and viewing his profile and replying to messages about his fetish shit. You'd think he'd keep his fetish activity a secret, but no, he doesn't.
Discovering This Article
Of course, when Riolu found out someone gave his IRL pic to ED, he immediately went raging about Taking Down ED just because it's "privacy harassment", failing to note that the site is meant for satire and is not to be taken seriously, something he'll never understand because of his stupidity. He rages "war" against ED as well as Kiwi Farms, another site he hates for criticizing on him because god forbid if he got negative feedback on himself. He even made a server once for taking both sites down, Sure that'll work! NOT!
Quotes about BlueCatRiolu
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Videos featuring him
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His Inflation Videos
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Galleries
His Pics
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Do you want a plushie of his OC? -
Normal on the outside, Creepy on the inside. -
Who at Riolu's age has this?!?!? -
Creepy Eyes. -
His "Art"
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IMMA GONNA KILL THOSE KIWI FUCKERS!!! -
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GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE!!! -
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He still claims this character is "shipped" with him, despite having a girlfriend now. -
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His warriors AU which looks nothing like a Warriors oc at all. -
Note that this is Strawberry Shortcake's Cat, Custard. A little girl's cartoon! -
This was the ONLY non-cat OC Riolu ever created! -
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His fursona's "reference" -
So much autism in this pic. -
GNAT ATTACK!!! -
So his OC was an ACTUAL Riolu at one point!!! -
The famous "ass-crotch" pic.
His Fetish "Art"
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Riolu's fursuit. -
Radial gradients = instant effort! -
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Not even shows for preschoolers are safe. -
See also
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Chibiyima – Friend of BlueCatRiolu and notorious autist. Is into similar fetishes and is very immature.
- Chris-Chan – Has very similar traits to BlueCatRiolu, including being popular for his drama and ripping off franchises.
- Crinklemon – Another idiot who exposes his fetishes out to the public.
- Darlalloons26 – One of BlueCatRiolu's white knights was so lulzy he got his own page.
- DeviantArt – His "Holy Land"
- Detroit – He lives in the suburbs of this shithole. Wants to drop out of school there!
- Discord – He causes quite a storm of drama on here as well.
- Dying alone
- Fat furry
- Furry art
- Inflation art
- Omegalore – He is friends with BlueCatRiolu.
- Pedophilia
- Pokémon
- Ruining the Internet
- Sick fuck
- Shitty art
- Tom Preston
- Virus-20
- Yuethedragon – Another fan of vore who resided on DeviantArt.
External links
BlueCatRiolu is part of a series on
FAT FUCKING FURRIES.
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- Anailaigh
- Angel Meiru
- Auchimura
- ButLova
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Fatferaligatr
- Fesazukichan
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- GillPanda
- OmniverseGirl
- Onigojirakaiju
- Onyx Forepaw
- Oz Kangaroo
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Samael
- Sandythewolfhusky
- SarahChihuahua
- Tofer
- Tolstoy
- TrufflesforYou
- Two-Ton-Neko
- ZS3
- Zero Whitefang
- BlueCatRiolu – His main account.
- Template:Ytchannel – His YouTube account.
- Template:Ytchannel – He created this to showcase animations of his own with the partnership of Sparkalloon.
riolu947 – His Fur Affinity account.
nrs2 – He only created this to get revenge on dawnandchoco who accused him of stealing her eye style.
facebook:nrs2 – He abandoned it for Discord.- Kiwi Farms – Kiwi Farms thread. Locked until February next year.
- Dox – BlueCatRiolu doxed himself.
- Riolu947 – His Scratch account.
- bluewhale23 – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.
- boomerplus23 – His Pixiv account which he never uses.
- iFunny Memes – Memes people have created based around him.
- Google +
- His Infamous Discord Server – Lots of lulz happen here.
- His "Take Down Encyclopedia Dramatica and Kiwi Farms" Server. – Riolu's answer to Taking Down ED.
- Some "troll reporting" Server – Sure, that'll stop the "evil" trolls lol.
- His "Dream House" Server – Where he and his followers plan a rather unrealistic dream house.
Another scheme referencing to Riolu's hatred for his parents. - [1] – His shitty ass article on WikiFur.
- [2] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.
- [3] – Shitty wiki article on some Undertale fan wiki.
Fuckboys and white knights (examples)
- asheandcjthepikachus – A 19-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills in par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
- darlalthebearcat – Formerly darlalloons26 and
- dashergalaxycat – Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with BlueCatRiolu.
- jetixguy6549 – Also known as RedCatDan. Autistic BlueCatRiolu fanboy who was too lazy to create an OC, so he just used BlueCatRiolu's art and colored it in red. Allegedly sends death threats to those against BlueCatRiolu and his friends. He is also obsessed with Toonami. It has been reported he is only around 12-13 years old.
- Konamicode55 – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving Alpha-X01.
- Lisadots123 – Another artist who supports him. They are best friends.
- micaloon – Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior.
- VenomousBulb505 – A.K.A. flatoutfan34352665 and NFSFAN34567 – A BlueCatRiolu fanboy who likes to stalk BlueCatRiolu's page as well as those who have went against him. Is very annoying and has a huge obsession over him and Lisa. Also likes the Burnout series for some fucking reason.
- schoolfilmer – Former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. Stalks BlueCatRiolu's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism.
- sexyman60 – A Hamtaro fag who is essentially BlueCatRiolu's butt-buddy.
- YukiTakashi – A former Doom mapper who essentially makes art featuring deformed humans that look like they are mentally impaired. Is 34 years old.
- oreofurryfam – Claims to be BlueCatRiolu's "girlfriend" as the two obsess over each other. Steals artwork and causes drama for attention and whines constantly when people "hurt" BlueCatRiolu. Thinks she has it bad in life by telling stories of her "abusive situation".
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BlueCatRiolu is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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| Featured article June 1 & June 2, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by Islam |
BlueCatRiolu | Succeeded by London Bridge Attack 2017 |
