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Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com
Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica was SpleeNfat's attempt to produce an anti-trolling wiki. Because one article alone could not contain his sheer faggotry:
Abandoned
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Moar info: SpleeNfat.
SpleeNfat is a goat-fucking towel-head who declared e-jihad on ED after reading the cruel and inaccurate articles about Islam. He has decided that the best way to deal with trolls is to insult and harass them. Sadly he doesn't realize that no member of ED or any experienced troll will give a mouse-sized shit about what anyone says about them on the internet.
In short, think of him as Insane-Reynard v. 2.0!
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>Welcome to Anti Encyclopedia Dramatica! You can post articles about trolls, politics, or anything that pisses you off. I hope you can make ED look like a complete retard!
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Wannabe DA Dictator
SpleeNfat tries to get most of his recruits from devianTART but often fails because even these teenage shitty artists realize that ED and anonymous cannot be taken down - as well as the few TARTlets who find ED funny. In the same manner as Suede Bear, SpleeNfat uses his fursona to prove how hardcore he is because an imaginary furry is more threatening than he is:
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How is racism and death threats to innocent people funny? Ive seen bad things my whole life, but this is just cowardly. I am not a coward and I will stand up to anonymous. The WOLF never cowers into the den if they met a formidable opponent. Anonymous attacks nuisances in a cowardly way that even a person would take Anonymous out if met face- to- face. |
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—Another reincarnation of Ebon Lupus. |
Recently SpleeNfat had claimed he has the powers of the dA mods behind him and is currently hunting trolls.
HAR HAR FOOLED YOU!!1!
SpleeNfat has recently decided to pull a DivineAngel stunt and claims that his BAAWWWW-ing was a successful attempt to generate lulz.
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I don't try to destroy them, I just try to humiliate them! :D |
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—Oh ok. |
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you're sooo into it though... yeah, I don't always agree with them either. but they have a right to do what they do and they have enough fans and funds that some Pokemon obsessed kid isn't going to do anything. I mean, they made an article about you which is actually pretty funny. After reading the article and looking at your page I realize why they made fun of you. you act like Sonichu. |
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No...It's actually fake. All of this is fake just to gain the most epic lulz I could get! :D |
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—In which case why doesn't he have an ED account? |
Another member of ED recently e-mailed him in order to delve into the murky mind of a butthurt TARTlet:
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I recently emailed him the following out of sheer curiosity as to what he would say: "I bet you expected me to fill this whole box with JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD and other racist remarks. I'm not going to attack you with ad hominems. I'm not going to make personal attacks. I try to rise above that. However, I think you really need to revise your articles. They really just are as bad as the original ED articles. For instance She turned emo when ED was humiliated and started to cut herself in the process. She masturbate to Mudkips and likes to eat 20 Twinkies a day. She pretty much hates anything that is not associated with Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is a real attention whore. You think posting things like that are really going to get people to respect your cause Do you really respect yourself All you're doing is hurting your own cause. Your cause has been completely discredited. You will lose, guaranteed. I fear no one. Slander me all you want. I'm just saying. You are fighting a losing battle. I have fought ignorance my entire life. You are but another opponent. You will be no harder than the rest to defeat. Anonymous will defeat you and all you stand for. They have much less mercy than I. Just saying."
"Destroying ED isn't our primary goal. Our goal is to mock ED. It's satire. Nothing is really real." Interesting. |
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When ED makes fun of something it's racist, homophobic and sexist too - but when SpleeNfat makes fun of something it's satirical. Clearly a massive two (yes, TWO) articles would bring ED to it's knees and have the entire internet shaking with laughter. You'd think he would learn from history.
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Remember, we are the OPPOSITE of ED! |
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—Of course you are, dear. |
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The Editors
SpleeNfat works under the username Azad Rouhani and so far seems to be the one and only admin on the site. His primary e-mail address is:
- azadrouhani22yahoo.com (But beware - he may write a scary article on how retarded and fat you are.)
UPDATE: SpleeNfat is now B& from deviantART - hopefully he will actually start paying attention to wiki or, more likely, create yet another dA account. We at ED are on teh lookout for sockpuppets.
- Hussain-bhai
is possibly one of his sockpuppets, as SpleeNfat is not known for his good hiding skills: bs735845gmail.comActually CityBlues, sucking at being a good spy.
- There is a third, rather familiar editor named Finney. Hmm...who could he be?:
lolstill-itchy.netoutdated
- T-elos789: imaboringyahoo.com - Who eventually destroyed AntiED ALL GLORY TO T-ELOS789
- Lelouch_Dragon: lelouchdragongmail.com - The most obvious example of DivineAngel/Lady Hisoka trying to cover shit up, possibly because she doesn't want any more trolls on her page. Bawww. No, apparently this person who has exactly the same skills of literacy and spelign is just a "friend", who, strangely, has never been mentioned before...Note how vehemently this "friend" defends them and their shitty art here
OH NOES
To All New Editors & Writers:
We are a new wiki but we won't back down. We are getting more and more people on our side:
- Recruit as many people as possible.
- Write as many articles as possible.
- Be scathing!
- Remember to add links, pictures and screencaps.
- ?????
- PROFIT!!!
Give it your best shot, really go for it - let's show Encyclopedia Dramatica what we've got!
Articles and How to Get One
Although the site is called Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica, increasingly the people who make it onto his sad excuse for a wiki are people on deviantART who said mean things about him. Getting a page is incredibly easy, but because he and his followers are lazy-ass motherfuckers it will take fucking ages to get one.
How to Earn a Page on AntiED
- Suggest (politely) that by mocking troll he is also a troll himself.
- Point out that one day he will claim to be the greatest troll of all time, followed by being an avid troll-hater the next day.
- Beg for an article.
- Beg to him not to write an article.
- Request access to his wiki (also incredibly easy) and vandalize the shit out of it.
- LOL At a comment written by one of his non-fans.
- Say Muslims did 9/11.
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Front page. Douche didn't even realize his official logo was actually a swastika for almost a week.
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The-Enemy-Guns
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"Girlviny". In this he claims that Girlvinyl is a fat attention whore. Although some EDiots my take offense to this, the reason everyone on ED loves her is because she's a fat attention whore. Don't worry, ma'am. We still love you.
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User:MudkipsPlz - wait, ED pays by the hour??? And I've been writing articles for free? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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Mysterybot
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Steel Girl
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Having a mention here will inflate your ED e-penis.
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HAHAHA
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OH WOW
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The REAL ED user.
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The REAL girlviny.
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The REAL killed hamster
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The REAL mudkipsplz
The Rules
- You are NOT ALLOWED to troll.
- You are NOT ALLOWED to write articles that take the piss out of other users.
- You are NOT ALLOWED to write homophobic/racist/sexist etc. articles.
- You are NOT ALLOWED to point out how unfunny an article is.
- ...Except about ED users.
- Anyone who breaks these rules will be B& have a vicious article written about them.
Like all Muslims, not only does SpleeNfat have no sense of humor - he has even less sense of logic.
Rickrolled
One day, a troll got bored. So, disguised as a weeaboo, Yorichan posted this statement on the website's front page comments, before flooding every article with Rickroll:
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I'm in ur wikis, fucking up ur layout.
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Improving MysteryBot's article.
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Same for the-enemy-guns.
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Front Page looks a lot better.
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So I herd u liek Rick Astley?
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Got an article for it. Shame the author (Chunkmunky) doesn't use spellcheck.
Screencaps
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SpleeNfat using his high-traffic site to get some love
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SpleeNfat believes in frank and open discussion about anti-ED
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corrections on the frontpage!
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It doesn't like large images in the sidebar
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Testimony for the admin
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Time it took for FagMan to hide? About an hour.
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This is why there have been no new pages written recently - also, this is TOTALLY NOT DivineAngel.
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He was probably B& for daring to ask for a page.
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This might come in handy . . .
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At least Anon gave him a fair warning.
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SpleeN tries to act smart!
Goodnight Sweet Prince
Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica is no more. It is unknown whether SpleeNfat will return to take his revenge or will be found hanging from his bedroom closet but for now his retarded offspring AntiED has fallen into a coma.
All glory goes to T-elos789. You may now kiss their ass and worship them.
P.S. He is banned
See Also
- SpleeNfat and his butt-buddies:
- Other like-minded individuals and organizations:
- Anti-lulz
- USI
- Fail
- BAWWW
- Attention Whore
- The Internet is serious business
- Butthurt
- Angelinriotgear You may kiss his ass to show your appreciation.
- Bill9929 Another retard who tried to make an anti ED wiki... This one lasted maybe an hour.
External Links
The site itselfDeadAnother, infinitely funnier, Anti-ED siteDeadSend him some love.DeadSpleeNfat e-wrestles with angelinroitgear claiming 'someone' made an article about her. Unlike SpleeNfat someone actually comes to angelinriotgear's aid.BALEETED- SpleeNfat claims it was a joke all along and drowns in his own shit.
His NEW deviantART account- Not any more, b&.- Anti-Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yet another anti ED wiki - Believed to have been made by beefravealso dead.
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