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The [[Angst|World Shattering Problem]] that caused Mia Janin to cut open her wrists, with the same speed and gusto of opening up a last day of Hanukkah gift, where they know that they're going to be getting [[Jew Gold]] as a present is nothing new or original. Mia's [[Earth]] Shattering Problem with her life was that some of the Boys at her school, [[Education| The Jewish Free School in Kenton]], were giving her too much attention. | The [[Angst|World Shattering Problem]] that caused Mia Janin to cut open her wrists, with the same speed and gusto of opening up a last day of Hanukkah gift, where they know that they're going to be getting [[Jew Gold]] as a present is nothing new or original. Mia's [[Earth]] Shattering Problem with her life was that some of the Boys at her school, [[Education| The Jewish Free School in Kenton]], were giving her too much attention. | ||
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—Last known words of Mia Janin | ||
Mia Janin who Offed Herself on March 12, 2021 was your typical, angsty, Jewish, Crybaby, 14-year-old girl that wanted every girl's dream of being popular with the Boys, and when she got what she Wanted - she refused to accept this new found attention or the old adage of Boys Will Be Boys
Her entire problem with the world, and her school life emerged when a few boys at her school thought it would be fun to start trading pictures of her on Snapchat because she was so cute. Unable to accept this new found popularity of Hers, and following in the spirit of her many complaining, angry ancestors consisting of Old, Whiny, Jewish Women pissed off that they didn't get their 5% discount on a 50 cent cup of coffee - the first thing she did was rat out her many admiring boys to her School's Head Rabbi because this new found popularity of hers was not going in ways she envisioned.
Hearing that Mia was enjoying her new found popularity, the Boy's of the Snapchat group decided it was time to up their Loving attention on her and took it up a notch.
Like so many celebrities finding out, after the fact, that fame isn't what they imagined, Mia Janin decided that is was better to swallow a bottle of pills as a protest to what it means to be the popular girl.
The Really Big, Big Problem
The World Shattering Problem that caused Mia Janin to cut open her wrists, with the same speed and gusto of opening up a last day of Hanukkah gift, where they know that they're going to be getting Jew Gold as a present is nothing new or original. Mia's Earth Shattering Problem with her life was that some of the Boys at her school, The Jewish Free School in Kenton, were giving her too much attention.
It started with some kicking Footballs, (these are [[England|English, Limey Tea Drinkers so they were probably kicking a soccer ball,) at her in an elementary school love declaration where they hoped that if the football hit her, she would know that they really, really liked her.
Being fans of hers, they started a Snapchat group where they passed pictures of her back and forth. Some boys found that the pictures of her taken in the school and on the campus were not enough for them to be arroused by and decided that they could be improved by photo shopping her head on pictures of Porn Stars or making AI videos of her having Sex so that they could have some 'Bating material of her. You know, normal boy stuff.
Being like all 14-year-old-girls and damaged, like so many women by the #MeToo movement, Mia Janin was offended by her new found attention of Boys trying to answer the age-old question of "I Wonder What She Looks Like Naked"?
In a conduct predictable of her gene type and genetic lineage, the first thing Mia Janin decided that she should do was run and cry to her school's Head Rabbi and demand that He put an end to this trading of pics of her because it ways Hurting Her Feelings. After being told that he has no power of what his students do off campus and after school, an emotionally damaged Mia decided that she would take her whine outside and made the Noob decision of taking to the Internets as a way to expose these mean boys.
In an almost prophetic manner, when the SnapChat group of boys heard about Mia trying to get them in trouble with the schools Head Ranni or by whining on the Internets and to her friends - they decided to call her group of friends the Suicide Squad.
Like so many Uber-Offended, thin skinned Gen Z kids, when her actions didn't achieve immediate results - she decided that the only thing left for her was to kill herself.
We're Going To Sue: Quick! To the Jew Cave
Like so many Gen Xers that can only think about themselves, Vidya or Weed her parents only had a lip service relationship with her and didn't realy notice Mia or any of the clues that she was going to send herself to that great big nothing that Atheists and Orthadox Jews believe awaits us after we die. It was morning when they found Mia hanging in her closet and the two suicide letters she had written, one for her parents and the other for her friends, saying that she blamed her bullies and her school for driving her to suicide despite Mia's parents saying that she could drop out of her school and promised to get a tutor for homeschooling so she could apply to a new school in 2022.
To console their absent feelings of losing their kid, Mia Janin's parents decided that the best way to honor her memory would be to sue everyone involved and they started by making a case against her school and how they ignored their daughter's plight and let the mean boys Win because Suicide wasn't her choice, she was driven to it.
What the Janin's whole argument of Mia being forced too kill herself centers on internet bullying because she was made fun of by students at The Jewish Free School in the comment sections of TikTok videos she posted. You know, basically what everyone in the entire world has to accept might happen to them if they post an unpopular or stupid video on the internet.
Ironically, Mia's Father Mariano, claimed that there was a Secret Meeting between the Schools Head Rabbi and the boys that Picked on her where the Rabbi told them that there was going to be an investigation and that they should purge their phones or computers of any and all evidence of their trolling of Mia.
Authorities in England have said that no evidence exists of the Boys trading pics and videos in their group chats. The only evidence that exists is the Tik Tok video, and the comments along with it, that was posted by Mia on March 10, 2021
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