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Brandon quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his [[Retards|audience]] how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|he will one day become e-famous]]. | Brandon has quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his [[Retards|audience]] how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|he will one day become e-famous]]. Since his desperation knows no boundaries he has done anything you can think of on his years here to become famous. He latches onto every chance he can to get his name out there, one of these being not knowing when a dead horse is dead. Before FlyingCyborgRaptor, Brandon normally took to jumping back and forth onto his friends YouTube accounts until he has left them stagnant. The last known person he did this two was Brian Mueller, who he would always team up with to make group pages. These would include, the Kewl Kids Klub, Smoking Guns Films, The Philosofag and even Brian's main channel Razorath. If you thought teaming up with a now known pedophile was cringey enough, Brandon has proven to join other ranter groups only to be alienated by not only them but their entire fanbase. He joined up making Those Damn Ranters,The Aggressive Platoon, Rantipedia and many other YouTube groups that no one cares about. Brandon did have a channel of his own, but you know how the old saying goes if you're going down you've got to drag other people down with you. Alone on his own channel with no one to care along with coming to terms with the realization that you are a waste of space with no salvation has forced Brandon to incoherently ramble about how he wants to kill himself and the only reason he doesn’t is because [[Bullshit|people apparently care about him]]. Brandon Smith's downward spiral into depression has caused him to pick up not only a long lasting smoking addiction but a new addiction to alcohol. When confronted about his drinking levels in Skype calls he will bullshit his way through it claiming that he is drinking soda, and nothing alcoholic. What normally proves these as bullshit are normally his drunken outburtsts towards everyone in sight and telling everyone around him to fuck off. When calm, Brandon tries to win his audience by doing random videos for only but himself to watch along with milking the [[GamerGate]] trend of everything it once had. His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking [[edgy]] jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a [[rape]] victim. Because Brandon puts no effort into his videos at all, he constantly flip flops. As previously stated Brandon has done video after video expressing ever so clearly his anti-Feminist viewpoints and how he is pro-GamerGate, only to change his mind after getting himself so far in claiming he is now a Feminist. During the drama between R3 and the KewlKidzKlub, Brandon Smith made countless back and forth videos against Mitch so certain that R3 is a stupid plan and how it is doomed to fail, only for him and his friends to take back their opinions when he restarted it months later down the line. After getting into a scuffle between himself and [[Australian|another YouTuber]]. He made a video where he cried “NO MOAR DRAMA, GUYZ” which was then followed up by not one, not two, but three drama videos. He claims that the correlation that his audience makes between the drama that was going on and his choice to leave drama was false, even though everyone could see right through him. I guess when it comes to Brandon, drama makes his world go around. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica whole heartedly believe that Brandon should [[An_Hero|take his own advice]]. | ||
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His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking [[edgy]] jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a [[rape]] victim. | |||
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== His Relationship With His Father == | == His Relationship With His Father == | ||
Much like [[Brian_Mueller|other spergs]], Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father. His father, being a normal person, recognizes the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his [[Losers|friends]]. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips {{atheist}} back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego. | Much like [[Brian_Mueller|other spergs]], Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father. His father, being a normal person, recognizes the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his [[Losers|friends]]. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips {{atheist}} back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego. These flings between him and his father are normally met with some much needed make up sex. | ||
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[[Last Thursday]], [[Retard|Josephine Douthat]] | [[Last Thursday]], [[Retard|Josephine Douthat]] thought it'd be a great idea to send her nudes around to anyone who asked, one of which being ol’ Brandon. In a state of absent-mindedness due to the liquor, Brandon decided it would be a great idea to send the nudies to multiple people. Since we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t tolerate posting Cheese Pizza, we can’t showcase it, however, feel free to inquire with Brandon about it (at risk of receiving CP, so be warned). | ||
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It's hard to find a person more boring and edgy than Brandon Smith 
. He’s a socially awkward teenager known for having greasy hair/rotten teeth, finding edgy memes and ”hysterical jokes” far too amusing for his own good and drinking cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon from Canopy Liquors. His crooked glasses combined with his greasy hair make the ultimate virgin. Despite this, he feels as though he is able to talk down to other people and thinks he is hilarious. Aside from having an unwarranted ego, Brandon is also a sick fuck.
YouTube
Brandon has quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his audience how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that he will one day become e-famous. Since his desperation knows no boundaries he has done anything you can think of on his years here to become famous. He latches onto every chance he can to get his name out there, one of these being not knowing when a dead horse is dead. Before FlyingCyborgRaptor, Brandon normally took to jumping back and forth onto his friends YouTube accounts until he has left them stagnant. The last known person he did this two was Brian Mueller, who he would always team up with to make group pages. These would include, the Kewl Kids Klub, Smoking Guns Films, The Philosofag and even Brian's main channel Razorath. If you thought teaming up with a now known pedophile was cringey enough, Brandon has proven to join other ranter groups only to be alienated by not only them but their entire fanbase. He joined up making Those Damn Ranters,The Aggressive Platoon, Rantipedia and many other YouTube groups that no one cares about. Brandon did have a channel of his own, but you know how the old saying goes if you're going down you've got to drag other people down with you. Alone on his own channel with no one to care along with coming to terms with the realization that you are a waste of space with no salvation has forced Brandon to incoherently ramble about how he wants to kill himself and the only reason he doesn’t is because people apparently care about him. Brandon Smith's downward spiral into depression has caused him to pick up not only a long lasting smoking addiction but a new addiction to alcohol. When confronted about his drinking levels in Skype calls he will bullshit his way through it claiming that he is drinking soda, and nothing alcoholic. What normally proves these as bullshit are normally his drunken outburtsts towards everyone in sight and telling everyone around him to fuck off. When calm, Brandon tries to win his audience by doing random videos for only but himself to watch along with milking the GamerGate trend of everything it once had. His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking edgy jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a rape victim. Because Brandon puts no effort into his videos at all, he constantly flip flops. As previously stated Brandon has done video after video expressing ever so clearly his anti-Feminist viewpoints and how he is pro-GamerGate, only to change his mind after getting himself so far in claiming he is now a Feminist. During the drama between R3 and the KewlKidzKlub, Brandon Smith made countless back and forth videos against Mitch so certain that R3 is a stupid plan and how it is doomed to fail, only for him and his friends to take back their opinions when he restarted it months later down the line. After getting into a scuffle between himself and another YouTuber. He made a video where he cried “NO MOAR DRAMA, GUYZ” which was then followed up by not one, not two, but three drama videos. He claims that the correlation that his audience makes between the drama that was going on and his choice to leave drama was false, even though everyone could see right through him. I guess when it comes to Brandon, drama makes his world go around. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica whole heartedly believe that Brandon should take his own advice.
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His Relationship With His Father
Much like other spergs, Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father. His father, being a normal person, recognizes the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his friends. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego. These flings between him and his father are normally met with some much needed make up sex.
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Take note of the fact that his profile picture is Eric Harris
Teeth
I’m Smarter & The Riddler
I’m Smarter
Le master troll I’m Smarter made a series of videos using old 1940’s horror-esque imagery and scaring the shit out of Brandon to the point where Brandon threw a temper tantrum and freaked out over literally nothing at all. He even began suspecting that I’m Smarter was hiding in his bushes. Take note, this is a good indication that you have hit rock bottom.
Some people have since tried to recreate the charm of I’m Smarter but have failed miserably. Resurrecting the lulz of I’m Smarter is impossible. Instead, let’s just keep making other alter egos to scare the fuck out of Brandon, such as:
The Riddler
This is arguably the funniest troll to ever go after Brandon. Last Thursday, a troll account by the name of The Riddler sent Brandon a picture of a zombie sculpture that looked deceased. Upon viewing the image, Brandon freaked the fuck out and cried to his dad saying The Riddler was going to come to his house and slaughter him. Strangely enough, this is the same guy who posts pictures of school shootings and Columbine victims, thinks it’s funny to send rape porn to a rape victim, yet when someone does the same to him it’s like they set his cat on fire with a blowtorch.
Fucking Disgrace
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BREAKING NEWS!! BRANDON IS A SICK TWISTED PEDOPHILIAC FUCK |
If you had any doubts about Brandon being a shitty person, this information should clear that up.
Leaking Cheese Pizza
Last Thursday, Josephine Douthat thought it'd be a great idea to send her nudes around to anyone who asked, one of which being ol’ Brandon. In a state of absent-mindedness due to the liquor, Brandon decided it would be a great idea to send the nudies to multiple people. Since we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t tolerate posting Cheese Pizza, we can’t showcase it, however, feel free to inquire with Brandon about it (at risk of receiving CP, so be warned).
Pedophile Apologist
Being a sick fuck, upon finding out that this chat log had been leaked to ED, Brandon attempted with all his might to remove it, sadly for him however, he failed to consider the Streisand effect.
Now he has effectively garnered attention to his admission of wanting to fuck teenagers and covering up for a proven pedophile. Slick thinking, Brandon.
Attempting to Trigger a Rape Victim
Last Thursday, Brandon’s former friend made a status explaining how because of personal events, she doesn’t find the subject of rape amusing and requested that her friends don’t make those types of jokes around her. Being the insensitive piece of shit Brandon is, he decided to comment the oh so cleverly written comedic line: “You’re right, rape isn’t funny, it’s hilarious :^)”. After she got mad and removed him, he got butthurt and told all of his friends to send her rape porn in an attempt to trigger her into a bad emotional state, all because she removed him. Poor Brandon.
Stood up by a Heroin Addict
At one of his pathetic NA meetings, he met a Heroin addict and saw this as a delightful opportunity to finally get his dick wet. They arranged a date but sadly for him, she never showed up.
How to Troll Brandon Smith
- Send him pictures of mannequins
- Leak a video of his dad yelling at him
- Make spoopy videos about him
- Send him zombie pictures
- Mention how he got stood up by a heroin addict
- Tell him he’s no better than Brian Mueller
- Have a differing opinion
- Tell him sending child porn is reprehensible
- Lightly mock him in a call (if you are unfortunate enough to end up in one with him)
- Tell him his dad might be dying of cancer
- Tell him video games suck
See Also
- Brian Mueller, his best friend
- MarblesPoundcake
- AA
- Alcoholic
- Video games
- Pedophilia
- Teenager
- Redneck
- Heroin
- Alcohol
Social Networking Sites
Feel free to show him the care he deserves.
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