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[[File:MaxineHopefullyDying.png|thumb|220px|Maxine Waters having her daily [[stroke]].]]
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'''Maxine Moore Waters''' (a.k.a. '''Mad Maxine''', '''Auntie Maxine''' and '''Interrupting Cow''') is a {{Age|1938|8|15}}-year-old [[Democrat]] who overcame [[diversity|all odds]] and became the first [[mentally retarded]] [[woman]] to be elected to the [[United States]] congress despite the fact that she's both [[black]] and [[Woman|dumber than a bag of fucking bricks]]. As even [[Dumbfuck|you]] probably already guessed, the only state that could possibly be dumb enough to consistently re-elect this [[Dinosaur|Jurassic]] [[bitch]] for nearly [[At least 100 years|three whole decades]] is the [[DACA|traitorous]] [[Civil War|soon-to-be-ex-state]] known as '''[[California]]'''.
'''Maxine Moore Waters''' (a.k.a. '''Mad Maxine''', '''Auntie Maxine''' and '''Interrupting Cow''') is an {{Age|1938|8|15}}-year-old [[Democrat]] who overcame [[diversity|all odds]] and became the first [[mentally retarded]] [[woman]] to be elected to the [[United States]] congress despite the fact that she's both [[black]] and [[Woman|dumber than a bag of fucking bricks]]. As even [[Dumbfuck|you]] probably already guessed, the only state that could possibly be dumb enough to consistently re-elect this [[Dinosaur|Jurassic]] [[bitch]] for nearly [[At least 100 years|three whole decades]] is the [[DACA|traitorous]] [[Civil War|soon-to-be-ex-state]] known as '''[[California]]'''.


Despite being a [[Scammer|career]] [[politician]] for nearly 30 years, Maxine Waters has gotten even less shit done than [[Dianne Feinstein]] and she currently spends all of her free time [[Whore|whoring]] herself out to any [[CNN|television network]] that's actually willing to let her waste their precious [[Attention|air time]] on giving a platform to a [[Lemonparty|senile]] black lady who does nothing but [[whine]] about how [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] needs to be [[Zaiger|impeached]] because she doesn't like him and [[BAWWWWW|he's constantly saying mean things about the Mexican drug dealers and rapists who violate federal law to vote for her in every election]].
Despite being a [[Scammer|career]] [[politician]] for nearly 30 years, Maxine Waters has gotten even less shit done than [[Dianne Feinstein]] and she currently spends all of her free time [[Whore|whoring]] herself out to any [[CNN|television network]] that's actually willing to let her waste their precious [[Attention|air time]] on giving a platform to a [[Lemonparty|senile]] black lady who does nothing but [[whine]] about how [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] needs to be [[Zaiger|impeached]] because she doesn't like him and [[BAWWWWW|he's constantly saying mean things about the Mexican drug dealers and rapists who violate federal law to vote for her in every election]].


Unfortunately for Maxine, President Trump still has nearly seven whole years left of [[MAGA|Making America Great Again]] while she remains less productive than [[Terri Schiavo]] and is quickly succumbing to the symptoms of terminal [[Alzheimer's]]. Maxine's only truly notable accomplishment in [[life]] is using the money that she gained through [[Corrupt|abusing her position as a congresswoman]] to buy [[Fat Larry's Band|James Brown]]'s hair off his rotting corpse in [[2006]] – which she actually only did after realizing that she was still too [[poor]] to afford that [[Martin Shkreli|one-of-a-kind Wu Tang album]] that she had always wanted.
Unfortunately for Maxine, President Trump still has almost six years left of [[MAGA|Making America Great Again]] while she remains less productive than [[Terri Schiavo]] and is quickly succumbing to the symptoms of terminal [[Alzheimer's]]. Maxine's only truly notable accomplishment in [[life]] is using the money that she gained through [[Corrupt|abusing her position as a congresswoman]] to cash in on Obama's [[TARP|bank bailout]] to [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/04/AR2010100405977.html save her husband's bank] so that she could afford to buy [[Fat Larry's Band|James Brown]]'s hair off his rotting corpse in [[2006]].


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== See Also ==
== See Also ==


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* [[Dianne Feinstein]]
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* [[Nancy Pelosi]]
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Latest revision as of 02:32, 3 August 2022

Maxine Waters having her daily stroke.

Maxine Moore Waters (a.k.a. Mad Maxine, Auntie Maxine and Interrupting Cow) is an 86-year-old Democrat who overcame all odds and became the first mentally retarded woman to be elected to the United States congress despite the fact that she's both black and dumber than a bag of fucking bricks. As even you probably already guessed, the only state that could possibly be dumb enough to consistently re-elect this Jurassic bitch for nearly three whole decades is the traitorous soon-to-be-ex-state known as California.

Despite being a career politician for nearly 30 years, Maxine Waters has gotten even less shit done than Dianne Feinstein and she currently spends all of her free time whoring herself out to any television network that's actually willing to let her waste their precious air time on giving a platform to a senile black lady who does nothing but whine about how President Donald J. Trump needs to be impeached because she doesn't like him and he's constantly saying mean things about the Mexican drug dealers and rapists who violate federal law to vote for her in every election.

Unfortunately for Maxine, President Trump still has almost six years left of Making America Great Again while she remains less productive than Terri Schiavo and is quickly succumbing to the symptoms of terminal Alzheimer's. Maxine's only truly notable accomplishment in life is using the money that she gained through abusing her position as a congresswoman to cash in on Obama's bank bailout to save her husband's bank so that she could afford to buy James Brown's hair off his rotting corpse in 2006.

Mad Maxine vs. O'Reilly

Maxine Waters, as she looked 50 years ago.
File:Maxine "Maximus Retardicus" Waters.jpg
   
 
I didn't hear a word she said. I was looking at the James Brown wig. If we have a picture of James, it's the same wig.
 

 
 

—O'Reilly (archive)

   
 
It's the same one. And he's not using it anymore. They just, they finally buried him.
 

 
 

—Brian Kilmeade (archive)


   
 
I love her. Maxine Waters should have her own sitcom. People get angry with Maxine Waters. I want more of it.
 

 
 

Bill O'Reilly, literally asking for it (archive)


When you're on my time, I can reclaim it.

Yep yep yep!


Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time!


Lil Maxine - Reclaiming my Time


   
 
Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time!
 

 
 

—Maxine, displaying symptoms of dementia


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Maxine can't fucking sing or rhyme.


Maxine is a hypocrite.


Maxine shows off how fucking retarded she is.

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