2024 USA Presidential Elections
Picture the scene: The year is 2024, and the Jewnited States of 'Murica is in a perpetual state of chaos. SJWs/Progressives and Far/New Right are engaged in a culture war that some argue could potentially cause a massive Civil War, or even WW3. Not only are tensions heightened culturally; Politically, shit's getting real. And to top it all off, it happens to be a Presidential Election year again.
The Final Main Candidates
- Kamala Harris - Democratic Party DEI candidate
- Donald Trump✡ - GOP nominated candidate
...and, the Initial Candidates
- Joe Biden - incumbent USA President
- Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
- Jill Stein ✡
- Cornell West
Kanye West - possibly
Debates Take 1: Trump vs Biden
This election's first televised shit-slinging contest, er, "debate" took place shortly before Joe Biden decided to drop out of the race. Not much lulz came from it, however. The main highlights came from seeing two cranky old men argue about which one of them would win in a golf game. No joke, that actually happened, on stage. And that basically goes to show the United States of America is "well fucked and far from home!"
Debate Number Two: Trump vs Harris
After Biden's geezer ass dropped out, Harris was wary about whether or not to try to stump the Trump on TV. Luckily for Harris though, Trump ended up talking out of his ass most of the debate between the two of them. The main lulz that came from this particular session was Trump drawing attention to Haitian illegal aliens and their native diet of cats and dogs. Many a meme/image macro came from the comments :
—Donald Trump, 2024 |
Political Violence OMG!1!
With Old Media having painted an image in normies' minds that Trump is LITERALLY HITLER, there's already been two (failed) attempts on his IRL-life...
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