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Alt-right (alt. CIAlt-right, salt-right, aut-right, far-right SJWs, /pol/tards) is a fascist ideology whose adherents have achieved absolutely nothing of value, have no discernible skills or merit as human beings, and resultingly put pride in their race above all other things (sounds familiar). Their whiteness is the one thing that can never be taken away from them, yet is also the one thing that took no effort whatsoever to achieve or possess, thus giving them a completely undeserved sense of superiority over ethnic minorities, many of whom have accomplished far more than they ever will.

Jared Taylor, defender of the white race.

Despite having zero power or influence over real life politics, these sub-Nazi deadbeats have a significant online presence ready to thumb down JewTube videos on "important topics" such as female Ghostbusters, Mexican Spider-Man, or the black little mermaid. These crucial cultural debates concern the alt-right deeply, driving them to mercilessly troll hapless bystanders for days on end. Besides YouTube, alt-righters can be found on Twitter protesting against multiculturalism while masturbating to underage asian girls and expressing the opinion that immigration to the United States should have ended the second after their pasty ancestors arrived to ethnically cleanse the natives. It is sometimes said that the salt-right is the endpoint of the Republican party—its purest manifest form. As you can tell, the alt-right are intellectuals and thinkers from many different backgrounds united under the banner of weaponized retardation. Not to mention Alt-Right really loves Russia. Despite Russia was solely responsible for taking away their Aryan paradise. Where the Russians raped over 2 million german girls, and woman. The irony is that the rapefugess had raped way, way, way less.

TL;TR: /pol/tards who are also normies

Face of the Alt Right

NEET much?

If you want to know what type of person the Alt Right would be in real life, it would be this guy who walked around with a sword to kill a young black thug in New York because he has hated niggers since his daddy told him about mommy who rejected him for a black bull's cock. But this faggot was too much of a pussy to kill one nigger since niggers hang out in gangs and have guns. So Internet Tough Guy killed some old unarmed black guy so big black Mandingos wouldn't ram small tight pussies of white sluts. However he realized his plan failed as Blacked.com is still up and running so therefore to prove how much of a pussy he is, he turned himself into the police rather than commit seppuku. Now he is really fucked since the New York Prison system has tons of young horny niggers waiting to tear his asshole open.

Influences

Although the so-called alt-right has existed for some time and nobody gave two shits about them, the emergence of Donald Trump as a presidential candidate led to the growth and widespread recognition of the movement. Trump policies such as building a wall on the Mexican border (financed by wetback drug barons) and a ban on Muslim visitors to the United States convinced them that Trump was an alt-righter, too, even though in reality he has no idea who they are and doesn't even run his own Twitter account.

YouTube regulars subscribe to the Sargon of Akkad channel because although Carl Benjamin denies being a member of the alt-right, he agrees with all of their opinions and reinforces their prejudices. In the past he's referred to alt-rightism as a "collectivist" belief system. Having rarely left his own echo chamber, he is free to say that literally all feminists are Marxists and that SJWs are "Cultural Marxists" despite Cultural Marxism being coined by Trent Schroyer and popularized by Pat Buchanan. He also described an anti-harassment initiative as "social Communism" - proving that he doesn't really know what Communism actually is. His ability to smugly misunderstand terms and misuse words while simultaneously losing every debate he's ever had, such as one against a Majority Report weasel fuck and another against a feminist professor, are qualities admired by the dishonest perpetual losers of the alt-right. If reality had a pause button during which Carl could insert smug non-sequiturs then he'd be the genius he believes himself to be, in reality however, he has no business debating with a professor of anything (even Gender Studies) because outside his hugbox, he's just another fat-mouthed stupid cunt.

Paul Joseph Watson is another racist YouTuber with a large alt-right following. His greatest hits include videos on the 2015 New Year's Eve sexual assaults in Germany, in which he claims immigration is bad because rapefugees are more likely to be rapists. This is a remarkable double standard, considering in every other video he's made he expresses the opinion that women frequently lie about sexual assault. On Prison Planet, every allegation of rape is automatically false, unless the alleged perpetrator is a Muslim, Mexican or Black in which case every allegation of rape is automatically true. Watson is part of the Alex Jones crowd who previously supported Ron Paul for president, a man who claimed in his newsletters that 95% of black males in Washington DC were criminals. Ron Paul later disowned the newsletters and Alex Jones maintained his support for the candidate, despite the fact that if he wasn't fit to run a newsletter then he wasn't fit to run a country either.

The alt-right movement has strong ties with the New Atheist movement and much of their Islamophobia is inherited from godless zealots such as Christopher Hitchens, who was a strong supporter of the war in Iraq. It was convenient for him at the time to blur Islamic terrorism with the legitimate Iraqi resistance as he sought to justify the west's continuing bloody occupation. The tens of thousands of oil-hungry US and UK war criminal soldiers who invaded Iraq were exempt from his definition of extremism, though the Iraqi rebels who were merely trying to defend their country against the invading white trash were smeared as religious extremists.

Enemies

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Prime enemy of the alt-right is the single main disease in the entire fucking universe: the bankers, the lawyers,the 1%, the world elites,the "Men", the Fed... Seriously, who they are? . Alt rights operate with the holy truth, which is pretty much 90 years old fairy tale. The alt-right sees immigration as the serious threat facing the west today and have been particularly vocal about the prospect of Syrian refugees settling in their countries. One of the reasons for this prejudice is the belief that Muslim migrants (based on media reports) are more likely to be pedophiles and rapists than the natives of their host countries. They don't know that the legal age of consent in Syria is only one year lower than the age of consent in the UK. Obviously, nobody ever violates age of consent laws, which is why statutory rape is not a thing in the West, just like it's not a thing in the birthplace of Islam, Saudi Arabia. In refugee camps, Syrians have been reported rescuing girls from being raped by Afghans, who are almost 100% Muslim.

Anti-Communism is a core belief of the alt-right and they've been quick to deploy the term as an insult against people such as (but not limited to) a Labour Party MP, Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders^✡. You can also see them here getting butthurt over a humourous Communist-themed school prom, showing they're just as prone to manufactured outrage and professional victimhood as the feminists they criticise.

Some of their anti-Communism is because they believe Judaism and Communism to be strongly linked, however research into the subject would prove that Communists, even Jewish Communists, were highly critical of the way Jews behaved. In 1843, Karl Marx^✡ remarked, "What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is the worldly god? Money." Vladimir Lenin was violently opposed to Zionism and referred to Zionist Jews as "National Jews" - diametrically opposed to Communist Jews, who were regarded as "international" and humanitarian, concerned about more than their self-interest. Joseph Stalin was the most antisemitic of all, launching a public campaign against "rootless cosmopolitans" in which Jews were specifically targeted for death (i.e. Doctors' plot). In the press they were accused of "grovelling before the West," helping "American imperialism," "slavishly imitating bourgeois culture" and "bourgeois aestheticism."

How To Troll The Alt-Right

Point out that Donald Trump is a Zionist.
Mention that Hitler killed more white people than any Muslim.
Suggest they learn the languages of the future: Spanish and/or Arabic.
Point out that Paul Joseph Watson is a Zionist.
Advocate for Sharia law.
Remind them how Russians committed genocide against Germans. This would be fun when Neo-Nazis, and Russian Neo-Nazi get together for an afternoon picnic.
Tell them how great Judaism is.
Point out that Christopher Hitchens was a Jew.
Point out that khazars don't share ancestry with jews.
Show them that countries with a higher proportion of Muslims have a lower murder rate.
Ask why they hate Muslims, when no other people hate kikes, blacks, fags, women, degenerates more than them and also want society to be like it was in the middle ages.
Play rap music loudly.
Tell them about the Ingush Genocide.
Start a sentence with “Not all Muslims...”
Remind them that a globalized world is what has allowed for technological progress and human rights, including the computer they sit at all day and their right that they have to sit at it and post bullshit.
Point out that The Matrix, the film that coined the term redpill was directed and written by trannies.
Call them a Shill or paid CTR opposition.
Say Disney films are better than anime. When they deny this, accuse them of being more loyal to asians than whites.
- Point out that Japanese people are Jewish, then label all assertions otherwise as obedience to the mainstream narrative.
Say that anime is degenerate altogether.
Point out the fact that jerking off to their loli animus is as equally degenerate as being gay, black, furry etc.
Show them that Russia had famines before Communism because Russia will always be a shithole.
Deny that Holodomor happened.
Say Stalin wasn't a Jew.
Say Donald Trump's family is Jewish.
Mention that blacks have bigger penises than whites.
Mention that the Jews are richer and more successful than they will ever be.
Mention that Azns are way smarter than them.
Mention Hitler's pro-Islam views.
Be politically correct.
Show them a picture or article of Donald Trump helping unprivileged communities.
Point out that Hitler believed capitalism was part of a Jewish conspiracy.
Remind them that President Trump (their supposed idol) looks down on them.
Point out that Federal Reserve have rescued American economy from Obama by not making money out of thin air.
Call them puppets of the Jews.
Point out Donald Trump has always considered David Duke a retard.
Tell them that Jews were responsible for [discovering America and starting the Enlightenment.
Share this video of their 'top scientist' jacking off.
Call them the right wing equivalent of Social Justice Warriors. Because they are.
Remind them Andrew Breitbart was Jewish.
Tell them that by starting WW2 Hitler effectively ended whatever imperial power Europe had left in the world.
Point out how the Roman Empire (not white btw) was only strengthened and enriched by foreign peoples it incorporated into itself.
Show them this.
Tell them their kind would have been killed in Aktion T4.
Remind them Obama's deported more illegal aliens than any other president.
Ask them to define their favorite words (ex. fascist, Zionist, Nazi). Like their left wing counter part, they have no idea what actual definition of the words are and are used as blanket terms for what they do and do not like.
Tell them the Romans killed Jesus.
Remind them who gave the Jews their own land and gave blacks equal rights
Call them a white supremacist (this oddly enough pisses them off)
Point out that Jesus and Hitler were Jewish.
Remind them the "Master Race" lost WWII.
- Also point out the facts that Hitler was a terrible strategist, and they lost World War II because of the Nazis' awful leadership.
Tell them Harry Potter is better than Lord of the Rings or tell them that making LOTRs memes are no different than making a Harry Potter reference to everything like they're left wing counter part (because they're totally not the same)
Post a picture of an interracial couple. Bonus butthurt points if it's a white man with a black woman.
Tell them that all of their memes are shitty rehashes of Pepe and Wojak.
Point out their beloved triple parentheses are being reclaimed by the Jews.
Mention that Soros helped to overthrow communist regimes in Europe.
Say that National Socialism is Socialism. This also pisses off the alt-right for some reason.
Remind them the Nazis supported socialism, gun control, censorship, feminism, Islam, veganism and statism
Ask them if they want a traditionalist Christian white ethnostate so bad why don't they live in Amish country
Point out Michael Savage is a Zionist.
Remind them the U.S. is a constitutional republic, not a democracy (they don't understand this)
Tell them George Soros isn't the reason for their virginity
Tell them e-begging isn't a real job
Remind them working class Jews, women and minorities are paying for their disabilty checks
Tell them that Hitler considered Slavs to be just as subhuman as niggers, jews, and other degenerates (make sure you make it clear they were white)
Remind them that Andrew Torba is Jewish or point out how shady Gab is
Point out that Israel isn't an apartheid state
Tell them that Jews are the master race.
Tell them any Asian dynasty/empire would have totally kicked any Western dynasty/empire's ass if they got the chance.
Remind them having sex with Asians is still considered miscegenation. Bonus points if you point out that by their logic John Derbyshire & Paul Nehlen are race traitors.
Tell them there's not a snowball's chance in hell Paul Nehlen or any of their favorite right-wing candidates will get elected into office. Bonus points if you mention it's because the GOP's diversifying and doesn't want to hear about their white supremacist horseshit.
Have basically any understanding of world history & rebuttal their white people created civilization fan fic
Remind them Mussolini was supportive of Zionism & Communism.
Remind them Hitler was VERY supportive of feminism.
Ask them if the white race is superior why does White Trash exist
Remind them Paganism is a matriarchal religion (they love LARPing between Crusaders & Paganism but have no idea which either represents)
Show them that crime has actually decreased since American's became more diverse
Remind them a ZOG president created I.C.E.
Explain to them that the father of the Federal Reserve J.P. Morgan wasn't Jewish
Tell them that a minority McDonalds employee contributes more to society than they do

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