Maria Meza

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Gas the spics.

Maria Lila Meza Castro (often incorrectly referred to as Maria Mesa) is a fat, 40-year-old "refugee" and child abuser who, in late 2018, decided to flee from her home country of Honduras, join a so-called "Migrant Caravan" and drag four of her nine children over 3000 miles across the entirety of Guatemala and Mexico while shoeless and in their underwear so they could jump over a fence in Commiefornia and attempt to seamlessly integrate into Americunt society by becoming minimum wage slaves to whichever rich, liberal, Hollywood celebrity would be willing to take them in.

Fortunately, Maria and her alleged children (who were totally not abducted from a bus stop in Mexico) ran into some minor inconveniences on November 25, 2018, when the Jewnited States' Border Patrol responded to the caravan's repeated attempts to scale the border fence and assault American citizens with thrown rocks by launching harmless, cancer-causing smoke grenades across the border. Unfortunately, the ruffians didn't get the message and the Border Patrol had to follow up the harmless smoke grenades with slightly less harmless tear gas grenades.

Fortunately for Maria and the Fake News journalists at Reuters, Maria and her scantily-clad children had ample time to pose for several photo-ops following the launch of the smoke grenades and preceding the launch of the tear gas – thus giving supposed photojournalists Kim Kyung-Hoon and Patrick W. Timmons their 14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit".

Why was Maria willing to do all of this, you ask? Because George Soros bet her 10 pesos that she couldn't actually get away with it. Oh, and of course her husband is an illegal immigrant who's been living in Louisiana for years after abandoning her and half their children in a country with one of the highest rates of murder and sexual assault in the entire world – not that she needs to worry about that, though.

Don't Gas Me, Esé!

	“	I wasn't expecting it. We never thought they were going to fire these bombs where there were children.	„
	—Honduran child abuser Maria Meza (archive)

The Reaction

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Debunking the Fake News Propaganda Campaign

	“	Some social media users have called the photo "staged," which absolutely is not the case. At Reuters, we have strict photo guidelines. We are not allowed to mislead the viewer by making material alterations or staging scenes.	„
	—Kim Kyung-Hoon, lying his gooky arse off (archive)

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Gallery

GAS THE SPICS About missing Pics

• The viral image that made liberals mad.
  The viral image that made liberals mad.
• That's not how you hold a child.
  That's not how you hold a child.
• First take wasn't good enough! Take two!
  First take wasn't good enough! Take two!
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  The little one after having her arm dislocated by her loving mum.

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• She totally didn't abduct these kids.
  She totally didn't abduct these kids.
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• "Tear Gas"
  "Tear Gas"
• "Tear Gas"
  "Tear Gas"
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• Pokemon Go to the polls.
  Pokemon Go to the polls.
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• Zyklon Ben weighs in on the situation.
  Zyklon Ben weighs in on the situation.
• tfw you slip up and publish real news
  tfw you slip up and publish real news
• We actually don't need an "excuse" to protect our borders, kthxbye.
  We actually don't need an "excuse" to protect our borders, kthxbye.
• Those poor wimmin and children!
  Those poor wimmin and children!

See Also

• 14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"
• Jakelin Caal
• Illegal immigrant
• DACA

External Links

• Riot Control Continuous Discharge Grenade, CS (archive) - In case you want to buy some of the gas that was used on Maria and her kids.
• Patrick Timmons‏, Professional Propagandist

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