Rules
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Rules are a theoretical thing invented by The Man to keep people away from the lulz in life. Rules try to stop you from doing all the fun, amusing and dangerous things that make living worthwhile, because they are all made by anal retentive assholes who have no life, and suck balls.
Sample rules: Jews
- Dont talk about FightClub-that movie is so old, no one likes it any more!
- Thou shalt not kill, unless somebody somewhere raped your sister (its a-ok then)
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods or ass
- I am your God; you shall have no other gods before me
- Thou shalt not make shock images
- Honor thy father and mother
- No cock in the ass
- Be a wanker
- All who curse father or mother shall be put to death; having cursed father or mother, their blood is upon them.
- If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death.
- The man who lies with his father's wife has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
- If a man lies with his daughter-in-law, both of them shall be put to death; they have committed perversion; their blood is upon them.
- If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
- If a man takes a wife and her mother also, it is depravity; they shall be burned to death, both he and they, that there may be no depravity among you.
- If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he shall be put to death, and you shall kill the animal.
- One who blasphemes the name of the Lord shall be put to death; the whole congregation shall stone the blasphemer. Aliens as well as citizens, when they blaspheme the Name, shall be put to death.
- Anyone who kills a human being shall be put to death.